A Sunday Without Tiger Has No Bite
Golf April 13th. 2009, 9:45am
Haven’t seen anyone call Kenny Perry’s struggles on 17 and 18 as a choke, and that’s a good thing, because it didn’t seem like one. Even though two of his six birdies came with the tournament on line, it’s not like he had some insurmountable lead that he gave back down the stretch. Every lost lead doesn’t have to qualify as a choke. Are Perry’s knees quivering in fear over eventual winner Angel Cabrera?Â
Didn’t watch the final day religiously, but had it on in the background while entertaining Easter guests. Everyone kept asking how Tiger was doing, but after the first three “he’s done” observations, just about everyone lost interest. Lefty’s rally seemed like the UNC comeback against Kansas in the Final Four last year – interesting enough to keep you watching, but it all felt more hopeful than anything. After Campbell bricked that makeable putt on the first sudden death hole, and Perry shanked his next tee shot, it was anti-climactic.
We can offer no announcing opinions – though this would have been comical to hear – because other than maybe three shots called by Verne Lundquist, we didn’t hear any of the telecast.
Worth noting: that’s three years in a row that the most prestigious tournament in Golf has been won by three guys you wouldn’t be able to identify if they stood behind you in the grocery store checkout line or gave your car a tune-up at jiffy lube. Just like tennis needs Federer or Nadal to reach the Finals, tennis needs its big names in the mix after 5 p.m. Sunday. It’s results like this that equate to little or no water cooler chatter Monday morning.
Perry provides latest in a string of old stories (Courier Journal)
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April 13th, 2009 at 9:49 am
I watched golf for the first time Sunday. I came to these conclusions. A.)Phil Mickleson sucks ass. B.) Tiger didn’t win but when he was -11 the field was pissing themselves. C.) People in the office were mad this morining because the Argentinian won. They are racist
April 13th, 2009 at 9:49 am
so lets see…
-tiger/phil showdown
-past major winner in the hunt
-top 5 player (kenny perry…it’s true) in the hunt
-a 3-way playoff
-augusta national
who gives a shit if tiger wasn’t in the hunt at the end…if you enjoy watching competition, the end of that tournament was fucking incredible.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:50 am
get out of here with that noise.
at this point in time…phil > tiger.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:51 am
@spencer- Goosen was out by Sat. did you shave your head?
I enjoyed watching the Masters yesterday. Better than the Cavs/ Celtics game that was on
April 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Phil is horrible. I just wanted to punch him and get him a bigger shirt.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am
It was a great tournament. Perry didn’t choke, he just couldn’t hit a shot after almost getting the hole-in-one at 16. I don’t know if he was tired or what.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am
hah…no.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Who are you and what have you done with TBL?
April 13th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I’m pissed this morning he won too – can’t stand him. At least he made some attempt to quit smoking, because I didn’t see him lighting up every hole like at Oakmont.
It’s somewhat appropriate CBS had a special on Seve at the Masters on before the telecast, because Cabrera played like him. Shanking shots all over the place, hitting trees, etc., but somehow pulling a round out of his ass to win it.
USGA/R&A need to ban the long/belly putters.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Racist!
Kidding. Tampa, I dont think its racist to have been rooting for the American to win.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:56 am
spence -
So you would take Phil over Tiger right now? Yes, for one tournament and one round he bested him. Do you really think that makes him better?
Tiger couldn’t make a putt beyond 4 feet all week until yesterday, yet he was in contention with 3 holes remaining and lost it playing aggressively… Phil played better yesterday, but lost it down the stretch by missing easy stuff…
April 13th, 2009 at 9:57 am
In the post below, I used the word choke about 2-3 times. Just sayin’.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:58 am
It’s not a golf tournament without Bill Murray.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:58 am
which golfer’s daughter was the one who was wearing a blue shirt with the one strap over the shoulder? Looked more like club attire than golf course gear
April 13th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Perry duck-hooked the approach shot on the next hole, not the tee shot.
/technical’d
Spence – were you suprised Perry chipped on 17? I thought for sure he’d putt from the back fringe/edge of green. Chipping gave him the better chance at a tap-in, but with all the nerves, etc. I thought he take the safer route and at least give himself a 3 to 4 footer (versus blading it over the green).
April 13th, 2009 at 9:59 am
agreed.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:01 am
then they also need to ban titanium drivers, cavity back irons and, most importantly, the modern-day ball.
one tourney? it’s called a season, lawya. phil had his C- game at riviera…and won. phil was as good as it gets at doral and didn’t have his A game at augusta until the final round. if tiger gets that benefit of the doubt, then so should sure-fire HoF’er Phil.
plus, tiger’s game is shit right now…he’s so inaccurate with the driver, it’s painful to watch. tiger’s still the better putter, but every other facet of the game, phil has the decided advantage right now. im sure tiger will round into form around the british open or PGA, but right now, he’s not even close to what he was back in the early part of 2008.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:01 am
spencer – obviously for golf enthusiasts it was fun. but for the casual sports fan, who might get roped into an interesting finish with a big name … you sit down and tell people with the situation was on the 16th, and who is in the mix, and you’ll be met with blank stares.
kenny perry is a top 5 golfer? his best major finish in the last 5 years was tied for 11th. had a couple nice finishes in 2003. but i dont see how you can justify a top 5 golfer on that guy. unless you count tour wins the same way you do majors …
April 13th, 2009 at 10:03 am
TBL -
That was Kenny Perry’s daughter. And, yes, that wasn’t golf attire. Definitely not attire for Augusta’s conservative folk…
April 13th, 2009 at 10:03 am
i was shocked. KP is the man, and a top-5 golfer these days, but he had a bunch of questionable moves down the stretch. the chip on 17 and hitting driver when HE KNEW his high draw would find the bunker.
he may have blew his load after that tee shot at 16.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Fraud!
April 13th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Care to wager on the rest of the season, Phil vs Tiger? Total money? Wins? Top 10’s? FedEx points (ghey)? Sounds like you think it’s all Phil right now and I’d be willing to wager that…
April 13th, 2009 at 10:05 am
No 6. in the World right now. 4 wins in the last year.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Did Rick Reilly write the headline?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Golf enthusiasts don’t want the casual sports fan traipsing on their turf. The less inclusive, the better.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:07 am
His (Perry’s) world golf ranking is 5th in America and 11th overall.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Nobody thought that Perry choked? I was really rooting for him but it seemed like the moment got to him on 18 and he couldn’t handle it.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:09 am
my bad, Roeth had more up to date info than I.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Anyone else think Lou Dobbs was on suicide watch listening to a translator recount the winner’s round? I bet he wants a wall built around Butler Cabin.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:10 am
perry wins a few non-essential tourneys and he’s No. 6.
http://www.officialworldgolfranking.com/rankings/default.sps
you guys really put stock in this? us open’s in a few weeks, right? spencer/roethlis i’ll take the bet now – perry doesn’t have a top 5 in finish. email me if you’d like to make it interesting.
he was 60:1 to win it going in
http://www.vegasinsider.com/golf/odds/futures/
April 13th, 2009 at 10:12 am
no parachuting in and forming an opinion! that is not allowed!
April 13th, 2009 at 10:13 am
I tuned out after Phil and Tiger were done. Im not trying to see 2 old guys battle unless it is like this.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Just stick it in my vein, guys, come on. I need the fix. I NEED it!
April 13th, 2009 at 10:13 am
@TBL: You do realize there are at most 4 major winners per year, right? By definition, there has to be a top 5 player who goes major-less.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Awesome cap to the weekend.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Doesn’t this logic also apply to the NBA based on the Finals ratings for seasons in which big name teams aren’t involved?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:15 am
tour wins are important, a notch below majors, but no laughing matter. he won 3 times last year…more than “player of the year” paddy harrington. he was a ryder cup stud. he’s arguably the best driver of the ball the sport has right now combining ridiculous length and accuracy and has an awesome short game.
look at his finishes this year…he has a top-20 in pretty much every tourney. perry is a threat to win every tourney he enters, and that’s the mark of a top-5 player. the only other guys you can say that about right now are tiger, phil, and geoff ogilvy.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:16 am
nick – perry’s career majors history
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Perry
2004-2009 (until yesterday), nothing
if you some rankings vault him to 6 based on winning some non-majors tourneys, wonderful.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:16 am
he was 11th before the masters TBL, he is one of the better players on tour.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:17 am
your “player of the year” WON two majors last year, and had a top 5 finish in another.
spencer. come on, man. you’re putting tour wins a notch below the majors?
being a tour-star is like being t-mac: regular season stud, postseason dud.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:18 am
top 5? too flukey to bet…i’d bet he finishes top 10 though. bethpage is all about ballstriking and KP has the ability off the tee to make it interesting.
i can’t take that bet tho, sorry.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:19 am
The world rankings are a 2-year composite. It’s not like he’s just going to fall down to No. 120 next week.
U.S. Open is in 2 months (Father’s Day weekend). Perry could easily miss the cut at the US Open, and still have a really good season (he’s already won a tourney).
Simply making the cut at all 4 majors is a good showing – only 10 people did it last year.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:20 am
TBL
Your golf ignorance is showing. Kenny Perry IS a top notch golfer. He only enters tournaments when he feels like it.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Tiger is a – wait for it – fraud.
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April 13th, 2009 at 10:21 am
yea, tour wins matter…especially those in stacked fields like the players, Quali Hollow Champ (formerly the wachovia), the memorial and the WGC events. those are major-esque fields at top courses.
and last year’s “poy” won two majors in shitty weather and finished top 5 at another with shitty weather. in ideal scoring conditions, paddy gets lapped…he’s a one-trick pony where KP has been one of the best golfers in the world for 1.5 years now.
TBL…KP’s last year and a half have been absurd. you can’t look at shit that he did in 2004-06 when he was injured and slumping, because when he has a focus, like last year’s making the ryder cup team, he’s been fantastic.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am
guess we’ll have to agree to disagree, spence. im up for that wager if you are. no top 5 finish for perry at the us open.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:26 am
First time I heard of Kenny Perry was friday. Everyone seems to be on his nuts. Does he have some kind of Underground following? Ala Happy Gilmore?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:28 am
@Tampa, i think i have heard that he likes to listen to endless love.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Just about any straight up bet on one player to finish in the top 5 is a bad gambling decision.
Tiger didn’t even finish top 5.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am
i’ll take that bet. bethpage is all about driving and ballstriking and KP has both those in spades tho i still think sergio wins it by at least 2 strokes.
and i understand where you’re coming from regarding the majors, but, to be dead honest, they’re just the tourney’s with the cool trophies, not the most stern test of golf anymore. the big events are just as important these days and the courses are all major-worthy.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am
1) The Open is much more prestigous than the Masters
2) People who pay attention to golf know who Cabrerea is
3) Casual fans don’t matter in any sport
April 13th, 2009 at 10:31 am
he has a homemade swing that only a mother could love and is proof that you don’t have to have tiger’s body or sergio’s talent to be successful at golf. he’s the epitome of an “everyman.”
plus, he’s one of the nicest and classiest people in the game. if tiger acted half as gracious as KP, the game would be much better off.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:31 am
I hear Lady GaGa’s pretty long off the tee.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:33 am
truer words were never spoken
April 13th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I bet the NHL wishes they had a few casual fans.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Let me clarify that: casual fans’ opinions don’t matter.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Spence – is there a tourney you don’t pick Sergio to win?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Yeah, if you don’t care about making cash money, maybe. Ask any bigwig in any sport, they’ll tell you they’d LOVE to get some casual eyes watching their game. That’s why they keep catering to the casual fan in every way possible.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:38 am
If the NHL listened to ‘casual fans’ then fighting would be banned and they would use international size ice, and the sport would be ruined.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Roeth…didn’t pick him for the masters, so HAH.
but seriously…bethpage sets up PERFECTLY for sergio. unless tiger has a driving week like he did in 2002 (which would be miraculous considering where he’s at right now), sergio is the horse for the course because of the driver and long irons.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:40 am
nobody said “listen” to the casual fan, but you. Half the people watching golf yesterday were casual fans. As a casual fan, I think tiger should start every sunday in the final group, tired for the lead, like an exemption.
Don’t listen to me, but be glad i’m there watching the commercials.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:41 am
As a WKU grad, it was unfortunate to see Kenny take the same late game strategy our hoops team did against Gonzaga in the NCAA tourney. The oops team allowed the Zags backup point guard an unopposed path to the hoop where he hit a buzzer beater to win. Maybe Kenny should’ve taken a charge!
April 13th, 2009 at 10:42 am
didn’t kenny perry skid the british open last year for the john deere classic because he knew he had a better chance to win that?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:43 am
I’m referring to TBL saying that golf needs a big name in contention so that there will be ‘water cooler chatter.’ If you can’t get excited about a playoff in a major because there aren’t any ‘big names’ in it (even though there are former major winners in it) then you really should just turn off the tv.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:45 am
I changed the channel to HBO’s Thrilla in Manila documentary, does that count?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:46 am
nope, because he had already committed to the JD and the british open is such a strange place. he never has success at the british so he figured, why go play somwhere he wouldn’t enjoy?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Kenny Perry sounds like a lazy bitch to me.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:50 am
interesting.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:50 am
sanders is that the one where it discusses how Ali was a total dick to Frazier even though Frazier had helped him out when he was banned and gave him a loan?
April 13th, 2009 at 10:53 am
I remember Jordan only played The Flu Game because he enjoyed Utah so much.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am
back to my original point – we had 10 people over for easter, and a few of them asked how tiger was doing. when he was out of the mix, only one person cared how it ended.
that is all. i dont know how this will translate to ratings or what that did for the parking lot at the masters … but i can assure if IF tiger were in the mix, desert would have been pushed back 5-15-30 minutes because people would have wanted to watch.
and that would have had people talking today about their tiger easter sunday experience!
April 13th, 2009 at 10:55 am
nobody’s saying KP is on jordan’s level…tiger and phil have both played normal events with terrible food poisoning. if anything, this is like scottie pippen not playing in crunch time of a finals game because of a “migraine.”
April 13th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Or Kobe quitting in the second half because he was losing by so much versus Phoenix?
April 13th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Probably more akin to the NBA players not playing in the Olympics
April 13th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Spence – the other reason KP skipped the British was because he felt he could earn more Ryder Cup points at the Deere. The Ryder Cup was his goal last year, not the majors.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:07 am
they go together…he could get more points at the JD because he hates the british and always sucks there. plus, after seeing 40* weather with 30 mph winds like last year’s BO, can you blame him for skipping?
April 13th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Pretty sure that everyone else had the same weather that Paddy did. Don’t discount one of the better Major years by an individual not named Tiger in a long time. Is he discounted because he’s Irish and not American? Guy just plained played well last year and that’s a fact.
I love Kenny Perry. He is thriving at an age where no one else has and he’s just a good ole boy from Moonshine, Kentucky. I felt bad for him yesterday because he was easily the best player over 4 rounds, but his swing just plain failed him in 3 of his last 4 holes. It’s tough not to call him a top 5 player right now. He is consistent and is playing as well as anyone in the world.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:17 am
i discount the fuck out of it. the same criticism goes towards phil who can’t win in windy, crappy conditions, so why not towards paddy?
he’s discounted because he had two good weekends over the course of a pretty mediocre season. he’s not a top-5 golfer because there are 20+ other weeks that also matter.
could you imagine if lebron or kobe played only against big teams at home and didn’t even bother to show up the rest of the season against the shittier teams? would they even be a consideration for MVP? he had a great season in the majors, but his season wasn’t what tiger’s was last year and paddy did not deserve POY.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Actually, Kenny skipped the British Open because of the committment to the JD, not the points. As a good ol’ southern boy, he stood by his committment. Of course, he knew it would work out well not traveling over the pond and playing in the US vs. a diluted field. Oddly, you would think that playing in England would seem like home due to the British disain for the toothbrush!!
An interesting side story about kenny, after 2 failed trips to Q school, he approched a backer in his hometown about a loan for a third trip. The backer gave him the money with the stipulation he donate a % of his winnings to David Lipscomb University. Since he’s been on tour, he’s donated 5% of his winnnings. The total is well over a million at this point.
/off my homer soapbox
April 13th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Less Tiger = more watchable TV. And fewer slurp jobs by the announcers.