In a newspaper piece agents everywhere will cringe about, and then attempt to poo-poo on, the Chicago Tribune has compiled a list of all the NFL draft prospects who have character issues? You know what’s fun? Cross-referencing a few of the players with the teams they may end up on! Because everyone’s favorite pompadour is the only draftnik that goes four rounds deep, we’ll use him as an example (in italics):

Jonathan Casillas, LB, Wisconsin: He has had a couple of drunken-driving episodes, and scouts question his maturity. Kiper says the Colts grab him at 136. Does this set up another draft-day showdown between Kiper and Polian?

Dannell Ellerbe, LB, Georgia: In one ugly incident, Ellerbe was arrested and charged with felony theft of a motor vehicle, giving false information to police, driving under the influence and underage possession of alcohol. Kiper has him going 102 to Kansas City. Because the locker next door to Larry Johnson’s is available.

Shonn Greene, RB, Iowa: Scouts question his work ethic, and the Tribune’s 2008 Silver Football winner had to sit out the 2007 season with academic issues. Kiper’s got the Cardinals scooping him at 63rd. His “lack of” work ethic combined with the mouth of Edge James equal an uncoachable backfield. Toss in Boldin’s defiance and the offense is destined to implode.

Rey Maualuga, LB, Southern California: He was arrested for suspicion of misdemeanor battery, and in a separate incident benched for getting out of hand at a party. Kiper says the Chargers get him at 16. Live in fear, Colleen Dominguez.

Andre Smith, OT, Alabama: He isn’t a thug, but he has made a series of poor decisions off the field that will affect his stock. Kiper says Cincinnati at 6. Others that make sense, for obvious, off-the-field reasons: Oakland and Jacksonville.

Lardarius Webb, CB, Nicholls State: He was kicked out of Southern Mississippi for violating team rules. Kiper has Dallas taking him with the 101st pick. The new Pacman?

Off-field issues will dog some NFL draft prospects (Chicago Tribune)