Yardwork: Yoooooooooooooooooouk
Baseball April 25th. 2009, 2:30pmRed Sox 5 – Yankees 4: Did any other games happen? This one had the two greatest sites for a Red Sox fan. Mariano Rivera looking like he threw up in his mouth and a Kevin Youkilis walk-off at Fenway with a jacked up Dustin Pedroia waiting for him at the plate with open arms. There needs to be a concerted effort from every yogi, masseuse, pilates instructor and physical therapist in the greater Boston area to find a way to loosen up Ortiz’ knees.
Royals 6 – Tigers 1: Zach Greinke had his first flawed outing of the season, allowing one run on three hits with 10 SO in a complete game. He retired the final fifteen in a row. Alberto Collaspo also got his first home run in MLB, after 441 AB. Longest such streak among active players.
Mets 4 – Nationals 3: Johan Santana allows one run in six, strikes out 10, raises ERA to 0.70. Despite significant investment, the Mets bullpen nearly conspires to blow the game for him. So it goes.
Cardinals 4 – Cubs 3: Wainwright had a great start made interesting, by two St. Louis errors. Albert Pujols small-balled a win.
Giants 5 – Diamondbacks 1: Lincecum had 12 strikeouts in eight innings. Giants starters have allowed three runs in their last 43 2/3 innings. Imagine how good they would be if they had brought in a couple bats instead of prematurely shooting their two-year $18 million load on Renteria.
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April 25th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Apparently you’ve never heard of Jason Tyner. Unless I misunderstood the stat.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Fixed – sorry. It was longest among active players.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
More like a balding Corky hopped up on Rockstar waiting for him at the plate.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Better keep an eye on that Greinke kid. The run he allowed was unearned. I’m not going to lie and say I’m some baseball genius or stat guy, but when Greinke is pitching, it is must see baseball. The way he changes up his pitches and how accurate with them is amazing.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
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April 25th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
My bad Duffy.
Yeah KC, Greinke is really good. He’s been on the radar forever. He and Meche make a really good top 2. Their offense blows dudes though.
April 25th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
So how long before he’s pitching for the Yankees?
April 25th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
2013 at the earliest. Well I guess 2012 if they want to trade him.
Time to eliminate the Fag Flyers
April 25th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Also, if you’re watching ESPN2, wait till Michael Oher’s sister gets interviewed and check out how amazingly hot she is.
April 25th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Mole -
They signed him to a four year contract recently. First smart move the Royals have done in years. Anyhow, four years to answer your question. Thing is, he has got some serious mental issues (he almost quit a couple years ago) and I doubt he’d keep it together in New York.
Cosmo – The Royals O sucks donkey balls.9 – 7 is leading the Central. I wonder what our record would be if we didn’t have Fucking Farnsworth. 0 – 3 bastard.
April 25th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Phillies enter the 9th down 3-0, in an offensive slump, and end up winning 7-3.
April 25th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
after sucking for 8 innings and a the sudden offensive explosion i can only come to one conclusion….steroids
April 25th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
i read a rumor that the raiders are gonna go for darius heyward-bey.
April 25th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Greinke in NY has meltdown written all over it. No mention of 14-0 jay drubbing of CHI? Bah.