According to one of the awesomest emails we�ve received from an ESPN mole, it appears as if Cold Pizza has become an untenable situation over at ESPN. So much so, that it has been given a nickname:

�The higher-ups there have nicknamed Cold Pizza ‘Vietnam’ because they don’t know how they got in and they can’t figure how to get out.�

Oh, and as a reminder � according to memos floating around the Denver Post, only two weeks remain in the Woody Paige era at Cold Pizza. If you absolutely must watch him scream and carry-on like a woman who has just seen a rat, he�ll still be a fixture on Around the Horn.