Lacey Chabert … the ultimate flip-flopper: Just five weeks ago, Arlen Spector said he wouldn’t switch parties … there may not be a Susan Boyle book … did you ever think he was dead? … Mel Gibson’s new Russian girlfriend has a Bond-like quality … look at all those sports figures on Twitter! … are starter hats still cool, Tony? … two crazy videos after the jump …

Huge blow to USC hoops – 6-foot-11 Renardo Sidney won’t follow through on his verbal to play for the Trojans. Reason? Fear of the unresolved OJ Mayo/Reggie Bush scandals. Huh? (LA Times)

Madden 2010, now featuring fumble piles! (ESPN)

An interview with the U of Wisconsin-Whitewater student who criticized the school’s football players, and briefly got his paper banned from covering the football team. (Gelf Magazine)

Patrick Schuster’s feel-good, no-hit streak ended. (Tampa Tribune)

Jets release Brett Favre, and he swears that he has no intention of returning to football. Let’s hope he keeps his word. (JS-Online)

If ESPN’s headlines are below the fold, are they still headlines? (Sports Hernia)

Public address announcers as cheerleaders. (NYT)

Dennis Rodman has to pony up $225k to a Vegas waitress for “grabbing her and holding her against her will and slapping her ‘backside’ in front of subordinates and patrons.” (Obsessed with Sports)

Upon further review. Florida baller Alex Tyus won’t transfer. (Rush the Court)

There’s a Wall Street sequel in the works. (Hollywood Reporter)

Notre Dame football players rapping. (Sportscrack)

Serious clear channel radio sports carnage in Cleveland. (Plain-Dealer)

A vote this week could decide the fate of the University of New Orleans sports program. (Online Sports Guys)

Ichiro’s getting sued by a construction company who claims he owes them $131k. (TMZ)

[2nd vid via Hot Clicks]