Jordan Schafer’s Puzzling 50-game HGH Suspension
Baseball, Drugs, Mitchell Report April 29th. 2009, 5:15pm
Anyone pick up Braves OF Jordan Schafer in fantasy baseball after his week one bonanza? We did. Non-fantasy owners who noticed: ESPN the Magazine. They have a feature on Schafer in the latest issue and while reading it last night, we were stunned to learn the details – or lack thereof – surrounding Schafer’s 50-game MLB suspension last year for HGH use.Â
MLB gathered enough information to determine that Schafer was a “nonanalytical positive.” He hadn’t failed a drug test, but he was connected to human growth hormone by anecdotal evidence, a sort of guilt by association. (He wasn’t tested for HGH because MLB is waiting for a reliable non-blood screening process.) It was enough to have him yanked out of the Mississippi Braves lineup. On April 4, 2008, he was brought to Atlanta for questioning, and four days later he was suspended for 50 games.
What? Here’s the “guilt by association” – in a short period of time, Schafer’s stats soared (”Schafer’s remarkable leap in performance from his first two minor league seasons, when he hit .228 with 11 homers, to his breakthrough in 2007, when he batted .312 with 15 homers, 23 stolen bases and a .374 OBP”), and he rose from the 27th best propsect in the Braves organization to 1st. (He was once called the best 13-year-old in America by Baseball America.) MLB looked into Schafer’s crew – which contained some nefarious characters he has since parted ways with; ESPN doesn’t expand on who they were other than to say “workout buddies” – and somehow determined that Schafer needed to be suspended.
And here’s the kicker – Schafer accepted the suspension and didn’t whine about it. His most grevious sin in all of this appears to be that he was a cocky, arrogant SOB who rolled up to camp blinged out with an entourage and a H2, and when he was sent to the minors, said “I feel like I’ve died and gone to hell.” After going to the minors, a teammate called the HGH ratline and tipped off The Powers That Be.
So if MLB was willing to suspend Schafer for 50 games due to “anecdotal evidence,” where’s the condemnation for McGwire and Bonds? Isn’t there sufficient “anecdotal evidence” against those guys?
Making a (new) name for himself (ESPN the Mag)
18 Responses to “Jordan Schafer’s Puzzling 50-game HGH Suspension”
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April 29th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I fucking KNEW I recognized his name when I saw the Braves in Spring Training. I was just too lazy or drunk when I was there in FL to bother looking up how I recognized it.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Yeah, suspend those guys.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I was thinking the same thing cass.
Plus I’m pretty sure there are different rules for minor leaguers than for major leaguers. No way the union would allow anectdotal suspension of major leaguers.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
/cthomashowell’d
Yeah, those guys never got any shit.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
that was always my biggest beef(and i have several) with steroids. you get be stuck in triple a getting tested while the guys in the bigs could take whatever they want. you should be able to compete on a level playing field.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
nice grammar.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
while the guys in the bigs could take whatever they want
JC Romero disagrees with this statement.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Good Lord did he get shafted or what. I mean he’s kind of a dumbass, but still. That blows.
Of course, he’s being equally annoying and suing everybody, but he still got screwed.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Please spell Schafer right one time.
April 29th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
And also, if I was the 27th ranked prospect like Schafer I’d be putting all sorts of shit into my body
April 29th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Damn you Kramer, your avatar changes from day to day, I’ve done every single trick ever suggested on here to get my to show up to no avail. Blast. It shows on every other Wordpress website except TBL. So basically TBL, this is entirely your fault. Ass.
April 29th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
TPS Reports?
April 29th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
And here’s the kicker – Schafer accepted the suspension and didn’t whine about it
in legalese it’s called nolo contendere, meaning most likely he said “Ya got me”
April 29th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
What; have you been hiding under a rock for the last 5 years or so?
April 29th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Sorry for comment 9 Tbl. Long day.
April 29th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
no apologies … that’s a massive screw-up.
condemnation for Bonds/McGwire … fans and the media, YES, but WHAT ABOUT BASEBALL?????
April 30th, 2009 at 1:35 am
Tyler Flowers, another Braves prospect in Mississippi was nailed for performance enhancements as well just a bit before the same time frame – 50 game suspension. He’s a stud catcher in the White Sox org now.
Pattern?
April 30th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Am I the only person who doesn’t see this as a statistical anomaly? Only 4 more HRs on a BA that increased 100 pts.