This Photo Will Make You Root for the Bulls
NBA April 30th. 2009, 6:15pm
Stare too long at this photo and you’ll fall into a deep trance. The kind where Kevin Garnett is a sane, well-behaved human being who doesn’t feel compelled to sneer and curse excessively down the stretch of close basketball games.
(If you’re wondering if the photo is doctored, we asked ourselves the same question earlier today; it appears to be very real. And it jives with some of Boston’s trash talk earlier in the series.)
The last time the Bulls lost a close game to the Celtics on a late jumper … Chicago came out flat in the next game and got blown out of the building. Don’t expect that to happen this time out, but we do expect a physical affair with heated emotions, especially after the Rajon Rondo closed-fist shot to the face of Brad Miller that led to seven stitches.
We’re just going to make three minor requests with Vinny Del Negro: 1) If Boston ever peels off eight in a row, call timeout … 2) Mix up the defenders on Pierce throughout the game – Hinrich’s done well on him – and then in the fourth quarter, seriously consider Ty Thomas … 3) As fantastic as Ben Gordon has been, Derrick Rose can get to the hoop against anyone, and please remember that in a close game.
The Bulls are three-point favorites. We’ll take the Bulls by one.
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April 30th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I always was a fan of Garnett and respected Pierce. Allen has always been a bit of a jerk. But Garnett’s behavior along with Pierce’s in last years playoffs, especially the Finals, has swung me against both of them. Garnett is now borderline hard to root for.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
not me. go celtics.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Is Garnett kidding? That is so gay.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
/fixed
April 30th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
grrrr.
Gordon should have kicked him in the knee.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
i am not a garnett fan but i like the fact that he still gives a shit when he is not playing unlike most of those overpaid prima donnas.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
You dont have to act like you are ciminally insane to show that you care.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
just hit the range for the first time in awhile. felt good. got a round coming up this weekend. excited.
was also at the grocery store and my cashier coughed. i panicked, sort of (wasn’t wearing a surgical mask) and then quickly used hand gel.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I remember Oakley getting in faces like that when he wasn’t playing, but it was usually to smack somebody who got in someone’s face.
Did Gordon do anything to provoke that?
April 30th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
joe biden cracks me up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcmUz6w3NTI
April 30th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
groaned after brad miller missed a FT, i believe
April 30th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
he was telling Ben: “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLE!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
and people continue to roll over for this fuck head. Someone needs to run into the stands to whip this bitches ass
April 30th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
This is ridiculous. Did you do this last month or two months ago? Why not? you should have been because thats how you catch the normal flu. By the way the percentage of people that have died from this flu? .000000002 percent. More people die from car crashes per day around the world that this flu. Mor people die from the REGULAR flu per day. Get a grip.
Please everyone stop it. When it starts spreading rapidly and 5 percent of the population is getting it then I’ll be interested. Not to mention flu season is pretty much over in the US.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
300 people out of 6.7 billion is serious!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Everytime I think of Kevin “Anything is POSSSSSSSIBLEEEEE!” Garnett, I think of well, “anything is possible”, and him clapping in Jose’s face…followed by Jose making a smart pass and talking shit right back to Garnett’s face. I also think of how big of a pussy Garnett has become.
I also think of how much I hate Chris Bosh as a franchise player.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
So by the time it’s too late you’ll go ahead and care. And that’s percentage of the world population, not percentage of people who have gotten the flu that have died.
And comparing it to car crashes is ridiculous. While safety on the roads is an issue that goes untalked about, it can’t expand exponentially like a virus can. 150 deaths can turn into 1,500 deaths which can turn into 15,000 deaths very quickly.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT! WE JUST NEED TO RELAX!
/rs27
April 30th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
So maybe we should compare it to the regular flu.
Which has killed over a thousand Americans in 2009.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Haha honestly it was like the guy claiming he had good people skills in Office Space.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
http://doihavepigflu.com/
April 30th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
That might be a little too slow of a reaction. You might want to get at least a little interested when it hits .1% but that’s just me.
/not worried
/immune to hamAIDS
April 30th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
when we all die, the only people that will be left is the inbreds in the appalachians, eskimos and the tribes in africa
April 30th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
So……has anybody seen Outbreak?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Correction: a thousand poor Americans.
/puts feet up on mahogany desk
April 30th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Mahogany …. thick.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
FACE!
/UO sucks
April 30th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
doesn’t the CDC report that about 30-35k per year die from influenza complications?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
how many of thos americans are either above the age of 60 or below the age of 10? and as hef said how many of those americans are poor?
/adjusts monocle
//old people dont matter…because they have lived their life
///young people dont matter bcause lets face it they arent around long enough to matter
April 30th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Actually it’s 13,000 thus far this year, I was WAY off. Samsonite?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
via the CDC
Granted, we can’t trust the CDC, because they cause Autism.
/Jim Carrey
//Jenny McCarthy
///Stupid parents who want to blame people
April 30th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Swami, Swimmy, Swanson? Swanson?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Kendrick doesnt agree with that foul call.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
lmfao arent around long enough to matter. Thats so awesome
April 30th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
She cured her son’s autism! She’s a mother warrior! How dare you?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
you sold my dead bird do a blind kid?!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
observations 3 mins in:
- quick whistles (5 fouls?)
- still not sure, 5 games into the series, what paul pierce is doing with his facial hair
April 30th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Harry, I took care of it!
I wish someone could find grounds to sue McCarthy for all the false shit she spouts. Her kid didn’t even fucking have Autism.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
You knew it started with a 1 though
April 30th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
He’s got that ‘thirteen year old’s first facial hair, grow it out and see what happens’ thing going on. Terrifying.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
thanks, Doc.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
If this were possible, a lot of people in America would be in serious legal trouble.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
someone should just give her son a bowl of Flutie Flakes.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
he’s a douche
April 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
no, he’s not the douche.
/burn!
//twice in one day!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
i have a nephew who has severe autism so whatever jenny mccarthy is doing to bring attention to it more power to her. and it isnt because he is just a brat and my sister is being stupid,trust me, he is autistic
April 30th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
+ 100 trillion Sparty!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
What she’s doing is claiming she cured her son’s autism, when he actual had a highly treatable seizure disorder, and that MMR vaccines cause autism. Since she went on Oprah and made that claim, there has been a spike in measles deaths amongst children. She is evil. Pure and simple. More attention for a disease is great, but she’s essentially killing children by terrifying stupid parents.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I’m just sick of this coverage. Sure I love the info but bombarding the public with all this doom and gloom and then saying “panic will make it worse” is a joke.
you’re welcome.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
that’s how many people will have piggy flu if they ride the subway.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
if they are that stupid they shouldnt be allowed to breed any way. i saw her on oprah and when oprah asked her what parents should do when they have a child diagnosed with autism she responded with “whatever it takes” ok jen what about people who arent millionaires and actually have to work and dont have the resources to do “whatever it takes.” thanks for the help jen.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
So you don’t like headlines on CNN like “DO YOU HAVE SWINE FLU???” I can’t see why.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
(this is going great)
/homer simpson’d
April 30th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Ben Gordon reminds me of a cheetah.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
i was thinking he looks like a panther.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
How in the hell did Michael Beasley make first team all-rookie?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
i was thinking he looked like a…oh i see what you did there. because a panther is cat too, and it’s black and he’s well ya know…you silly guy.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
On my blog I started a “Yahoo Mask watch.” Today is the 4th straight day they’ve had a person with a mask on their front page. I mean come on. The fact that the West Texas shut down Athletic events until May 11th is a joke. Did they also shut down going to grocery stores? Leaving the house? Having barbecues? If I was a HS senior baseball player in Texas I would be so pissed. They just took away 2 weeks of games from you and for no reason.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Nice. I like your banner.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Yes, he’s Panthor from He-Man.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Uh oh, Hinrich and Rondo.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
fuck him up kirk!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Rondo is such a bitch
April 30th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
marbury is ecstatic thatv rondo might get kicked out.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
gotta toss rondo for that. he threw hinrich.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
sounds like rondo’s gone for tonight … if he’s not there in game 7, it’s over
April 30th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
mrej you realize Joey Crawford is reffing right? No chance Rondo gets thrown out. He has $20k on Boston.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
What decade is Del Negro’s hair living in?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
ben gordon on a full moon
April 30th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Got it right Duder.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
totally had forgotten about rondo tripping hinrich
is rondo secretly a dirty player?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
the secret is out
April 30th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
good to know throwing people into the scorer’s table is not cause for ejection. can’t wait for an all-out heat-knicks like rumble.
whose ankle will doc rivers be grabbing? Perkins?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
He’s dirty and has an oval head. What could be worse?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
the bulls are winning this game(this series) whether rondo gets booted or not
April 30th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
he could have the talent of mark madsen?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
del negro will be busy trying to waste time outs
April 30th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
can’t wait for that Caps/Penguins series.
/fixed
April 30th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Doc Rivers = Super Dave Osbourne
April 30th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
he could have swine flu?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Rondo reminds me of Tracy Morgan In “Longest Yard”
Must be bittersweet for Boston fans to root against Heinrich vs Rondo.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Rondo should be gone. Flagrant 2 rule from NBA.com – “A flagrant foul 2 is unnecessary and excessive contact. This usually has a swinging motion, hard contact, and a follow through. Both fouls carry a penalty of two free throws and the team that was fouled retains possession. A flagrant foul 2 also results in an ejection of the player committing the foul.”
http://www.nba.com/features/misunderstoodrules_051128.html
Correct me if I’m wrong but that was excessive contact with a follow through. Female alien should be gone.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
madsen > scalabrine
April 30th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
the question was what could be worse. not what would be super awesome
April 30th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
hernia – i can’t get enough of the douchy mets fans calling for the head of david wright. too funny.
why aren’t they wishing the swine flu on manuel yet?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I always thought Paul Pierce looked like Bettlejuice.
Howard Stern’s Bettlejuice, not Michael Keaton’s.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
davis just got his shot beat by hinrich…how sad is that?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
big baby bitch
April 30th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Fuck Rajon Rondo’s couch
April 30th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
they never should have given hinrich no money!
April 30th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Ha, Sponge, so glad you said that. One of our old, old posts crowns him BeetlePierce.
@TBL: I had no idea mets fans were this unhappy with him. Talked to a few today. Everyone seems to think he’s the worst player alive.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
My mom just called me and said she just flew in from being in Mexic0 for a week and her employer left her a voicemail saying the CDC is recommending that companies ask any employees who have recently been in Mexic0 to stay away from work for seven days.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
sounds like paid vacation to me.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
thought: If Rondo had been given a flagrant 1 for the Miller hit, would that foul, plus the one tonight, have forced him OUT for game 7?
April 30th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
But Dr. rs27 said there’s nothing to worry about?
I’m confused.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
that would be awesome.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Crawford “Iv e had it with him!!” regarding mIller then T.
What he bleeds too much???
April 30th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
bulls shooting 62 %
April 30th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
what the hell boston is within 2? i thought it was just 12??
April 30th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Rondo wears Jorts
April 30th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
i just got back from mexico (2 weeks ago) think i can use that?
any chance bulls send the tape to the league office and they suspend him ala dho?
April 30th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
this is the best headline i read all day.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
ray allen 24 pts
April 30th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
hinrich and gordon with 3
noah, thomas, miller all with 2
BOston’s going to win. allen has 24 and pierce and rondo have done nothing. dammit
April 30th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
this is the best headline i read all day.
take out Mugger and it’s even better.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
piss poor parents let son steal car fly across america
http://www.newser.com/story/57561/autistic-boy-13-drives-solo-to-airport-flies-across-us.html
April 30th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
That headline’s great.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
allen is unconscious
29 in the half
April 30th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Fucking Shuttlesworth, killin’ it.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
autism or not that kid is getting an ass whipping of a lifetime
April 30th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
rose feeling it
what a great half of hoops
April 30th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
yeah he should get his ass beat
April 30th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
del negro tried to slap five with rose after last jumper when he was running down court on d.
Sit down ass clown.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
do you think he was saying “yeah slap hands!” lke bobby boucher? it is very likely.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
i see that Philly is doing a great job of choking
April 30th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
love seeing abreus shitty defense benefit the yanks.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Um, CDC said the same thing about SARS and Toronto. Oh I forgot, you never use facts.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Halftime break. Rondo is a faggy bitch. Joey Crawford is almost as bad. Would like to jump both outside the arena after game. Bulls win by 5.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
i use hand gel (hell, i carry purell everywhere i go) in a grocery store and you panic. settle down, doc. it’s thursday. weekend’s almost here.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
this is the ony place where you can get that kind of analysis
April 30th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Diesel, I’m with you. Will catch the next plane to Chicago.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
no one mentioned rondo getting suspended during the halftime show.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
garnetts a bigger faggy bitch though.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
sars only killed less than 800 people? don’t more people mowing their lawn each year?
April 30th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
paul pierce, bloodied.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Pierce deserves worse than a bleeding nose.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Once the cure of Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, Dayquil, and Sprite was discovered, SARS was history.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Parks and Recreation might be the worst show ever.
nice South Park reference tommyp!
April 30th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
hinrich is a v good defender – i hope to see him on pierce down the stretch
April 30th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I missed the Pierce blood incident. Explain please
April 30th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
the office will have to wait.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
brad miller hits a 3 and talks shit to the boston bench!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
pierce goes up for rebound, and as he’s pulling it down, ty thomas goes up to poke it away and drills pierce right in the face. no call from the refs. announcer said pierce needed stitches under his nose
April 30th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
when an embarrassing showing by philly. down 15 at home with orlando missing 2 starters.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Since no one else seems tog get nbaTV, let me summarize, jj redick is the most unstoppable player on the court right now, feel free to have ur minds blown
April 30th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
miller must have gotten in touch with heisenberg before the game. he is playing well
April 30th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
stephen curry loves this statement
April 30th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
is redick flashing the 3 sign on shots he makes? can’t believe he has 12 points
April 30th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
reddick has 12 and got the start. wild.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
It’s the craziest thing you know, run screens for a guy to get him open and let him shoot 3s… the thing fucking works
April 30th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
scalabrine = michael rappaport
April 30th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
reddick is 5-6 from 3 now
April 30th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
it worked for reggie miller forever
April 30th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
redick, again! magic up 20!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
oh my god!!!!! what a play!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
actual drama on the office tonight, interesting.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
OH MAN!!! So close to a sick oop. Fatty House fouled Gordon on the ground before the pass.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
the office is funny, but also really sucks.
doesnt make much sense, but its true
April 30th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
That is fucking awesome. Top notch analysis here in TBL comment land.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
tyrus on a female dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
redick with a steal, wtf????
April 30th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I swear I just saw ?uestlove in the stands of the sixers curbstomp
April 30th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I haven’t watched The OFfice since just before the SB. The whole Angela/Dwight/Andy thing was stupid and really killed my interest. Then I got a few episodes behind and haven’t watched since. I mostly like the show but that storyline was dumb. And it got REALLY dumb when Andy “pinned” Dwight between the car and bushes or whatever. Anyway…
April 30th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Got to love it when TBL is a condescending prick. Sorry for challenging you.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
He’s there. He’s tw33ting from the game
April 30th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
tyrus thomas should walk over to grrrrrrnet and say “what did the five fingers say to face?” and when he says “what?” thomas should respond with “slaaaaaap!”
April 30th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
worst episode in awhile. i hate it.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
if boston rallies from two straight double-digit 4th qtr deficits to win …
April 30th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
link?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
mrejr – then he kicks Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnet in the knee, effectively ending his career. (Did I just type that?)
April 30th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
dish it but can’t take it, RS? you’re bigger than that. hef can take it when i dish it back, i know you can
April 30th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
hey tbl could you do me a huge favor and drink a nice glasss of shut the fuck up?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
he is sittin next to Jimmy Rollins. I know this because of +wi++er.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
11 point lead down to 3 in about 4 mins.
chicago’s losing this. settling for jumpers that aren’t falling.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
fucking ray allen
April 30th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
i hate you tbl. you jinxing bastard
April 30th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
and allen ties it. 41
and salmons, who is having a nice game … answers with a terribly forced baseline shot.
when was the last time rose drove to the hoop? where’s gordon?????
April 30th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
anybody else’s allergies severely fucking them right now?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Jersey – it is a guarantee for me to cough during the entire month of April and October.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
mjr, you missed this comment at the half. the rally was inevitable.
tougher series loss: Bulls here, or the suns against the spurs when amare got tossed a couple years back?
gordon’s got 5. great.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
ever since i got my hamAIDS mask i havent had a problem with allergies
April 30th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
gordon u fucking idiot
April 30th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
tech on gordon for kicking something on the sideline, is he done?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Wow, fuck that technical foul.
Gordon walks off the court and kicks a towel and that ref Ts him up!?!?! OH COME ON!
That wwas worse than crawrod Teeing up miller for throwing his hand dismissively.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
GREAT excuse to get out of yardwork when the wife asks.
fucking pierce with a triple, bulls down 5. is that a 15-0 run?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
it took 167 post but I think I finally caught up…
Rondo caused the pig flu that is spreading across the land. TBL almost caught it from a cashier at the local piggly-wiggly, who just happens to be rs27’s sister. Now beetlejuice shoots a FUCKING THREE TO GIVE BOSTON A FIVE POINT LEAD!! Fuck, what the fuck happened to chi-town’s 12 point lead????
April 30th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
FUCK THE BOSTON CELTICS
April 30th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
ref had his back to gordon, must have just heard the kick. weak tech. super weak.
no rally tonight, ladies. pierce with another 3, and then talks shit to the chicago bench.
up 8, ballgame
17-0 run
April 30th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
stat of the night:
JJ Redick 15 points
Ben Gordon 12 points
not a misprint
April 30th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Vinny, his bowl cut and turtleneck have to get Gordon back in.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Well, now Chicago sports radio can go back to all Cutler, all the time.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
What the hell is up with Pierce’s patchy facial hair? It’s like he can only grow it in certain places. He’s like a black Joe Dirt minus the mullet and plus the stabbing scars.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Miller is trying to get a tech…
April 30th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
fourth qtr letdowns: blame the coach.
he’s got to tell them what plays to run and who to get the ball to. and jumpers are not the answer in the 4th
why the hell is Del Negro going small now? 4 guards with 3 mins left????? Get thomas in and salmons out, you assclown
April 30th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Whoa whoa whoa hold the fat lady singing.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
and 1.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I wonder if Salmons’ theme song is “She won’t let me fuck, I reeeeeeeeeeally need to bust a nut…”
He looks just like him.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
bsanders – I once saw Afroman in concert and he drank 3 Colt 45s before he finished five songs. It was awesome.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
ORlando has made 11 threes and is shooting 54 percent from the field. Sweet D Philly.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
salmons with an airball.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
this be some bullshit, ball went of perkins
April 30th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
What a dumb shot Salmons.
Even if he would’ve hit the rim or made it, you don’t need that shot, it’s contested and there was one rebounder down there who was not in position.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Miller on fido’s mom!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Ha, nice. I watched the lead singer of Local H drink a fifth of Jack during onstage their set and then he got carried to the dressing room by the crowd.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
brad miller!!!!
5-0 run ties it!!!!
BRAD MILLER!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
brad miller, the go to guy.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
MILLER WITH THE BLUE METH ROLL!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Brad Miller is unstoppable!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
who did he just cross over?!?!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Is this where I say: BRAD MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
the whole world.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
what is chicago doing with timeouts? vinny is slipping
April 30th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
throw the picket fence at em
April 30th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
perkins. the saddest/greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
That is awesome. I saw Ying Yang Twins at Club La Vela on SB ‘08 and those two came out really messed up. Kane was chugging a fifth of something and was done 30 minutes later. He fell down while trying to dance, couple guys from his group came on stage, put a coat on him then carried him off. D-Roc did it alone the next 45 minutes.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
pierce misses!!!
4 seconds left
IF DERRICK ROSE DOESN’T GO TO THE FUCKING HOOP …
April 30th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Pierce had that shot. Shook Heinrich but simply missed it.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I think I want them to see them play a best of 17.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
fuck Rose, Miller is the man. The game lives or dies on his shot.
/serious?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Yeah, probably… they been pickin’ low all night. Rade, let yourself get taken out! Uh, Buddy, drop down and take his place! Close that lane!
Alright, boys, this is the last shot we got! We’re gonna run the picket fence at ‘em! Jimmy, you’re solo right! Everett, Merle should be open on the other side of that fence! Now, boys, don’t get caught watchin’ the paint dry!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
He can only make it on Salmons.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Just what Doug Collins said.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
shoulda given it to Brad Miller.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
please, please please Rose going to the basket.
pretty please?
wonderful call, vinny. your best player THROWING THE BALL IN????
April 30th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
And just what Vinny didnt’ draw up
April 30th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
im surprised rondo didnt come flying in with a crossbody block just to see how much he can get away with
April 30th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
a jump shot by gordon. really? that’s the play? a long jumper by someone with a bad hammy who’s 4-12 in the game. Del Negro should be the coach of the year.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
This Wolverine commercial with Kenny and Charles is quite a bit better than the actual Wolverine movie.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
you seen it Bsand?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Sounds like a filming of “James Brown’s Celebrity Hot-Tub”
April 30th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I saw the workprint that leaked online. Even with finished special effects, it’ll still suck.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
i really like hinrich’s game. solid, smart player. good defender.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Chi-town is one head coach away from winning this series 4-1.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Seconded
April 30th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
ying-yang twins references in the 3-year history of this blog: 1
well done
April 30th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
The commercials sucked for the wolverine movie to me. Esp. the jump off of the truck to the helicopter.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I saw the workprint too, feel the same as sanders does. Jackman was on Stern today, he was really cool. movie should make around 100 mil this weekend.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER!
/ Hates Yin Yang twins with all his heart
April 30th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
conversely, del negro’s rookie coaching season will be a massive success, win or lose, for a) getting to the playoffs, b) taking the defending champs to 7
this virtually assures him another HC job after he gets let go when they flop in the playoffs next year
April 30th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
so how much meth did miller smoke to become the fastest player on the court?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
oh, and the douche cutting the bullet in half. is that supposed to be shatterstar?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Yeah, it’ll probably do between 80 and 100 mil this weekend, then disappear next weekend when Star Trek opens. I’ve never, ever been into Star Trek but that fucker’s getting some pretty glowing advance reviews.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
are they going with thomas, miler and noah?
so thomas on pierce?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I’m strictly a star wars nerd myself but I think it looks pretty bad ass. Black chick is hot.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
That’s Ryan Reynolds, he plays Deadpool, who’s one of the coolest characters in the Marvel universe. Supposedly, he’s going to be getting a spinoff franchise of his own if Wolverine dominates the box office. I wouldn’t mind seeing that, so long as David Benioff has nothing to do with the project.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
THOMAS ON PIERCE
please?
how are no asst coaches telling vinny to do this
April 30th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
sanders you little scenester – STAR TREK?
wouldn’t see it if you paid for my ticket, popcorn, soda and twizzlers.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
FUCK
April 30th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I LOVED deadpool!. Guess I didn’t recognize Wade with skin.
/old comic nerd
April 30th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Are they the real-deal, or fanboy heavy?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
bsanders – I’m checking out Wolverine tomorrow. I’ve been an X-Men fan since I was a lil dude. Can’t miss this one. I hear Gambit and Deadpool are in it, so I gotta’ see them.
I’ve never watched Star Wars or Star Trek in my entire life (just small bits) and I’m thinking about checking out that Star Trek movie.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Who’s the only guard to shut down both Rondo and Rose (albeit in college)? That’s right, Russell Robinson.
/soapbox’d
//no idea if that’s actually true
April 30th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Real guys, not the Ain’t It Cool News variety. Edelstein, Travers and co.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
you hear that stat about the total series score? crazy.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
@TBL- JJ Abrams directed the new Star Trek movie, and its got some decent newer, younger actors in it
April 30th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Rays up 8-0 on Red Sux. Beckett 4 2/3, 10 hits, 7 ER. Longoria 4 RBI.
Breaks my heart. NOT.
/back to the NBA
April 30th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Guess I’ll have to try to make time to see it. That means I’ll catch it on DVD.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
gambit is the shit.
star trek looks good and ive only seen wrath of khan.
/KHAN!!!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Gambit will disappoint you. I promise this.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Who plays the hot black chick in new Star Trek?
God I hate Glen Davis. Fat fucker.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Fat ugly baby on a bitch
April 30th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
big baby turning into a nice player, even though he hit that over a 6-2 guard
April 30th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
FATASS on a bitch!
Vinny reminds me of Tony Montana.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Transformers > all
April 30th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
eager to see Wolverine, too.
loved that guy in college. surprised nobody took a flier on him in the nba as a strictly defensive 10th man or something
April 30th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
What if I threw in some goobers?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
i almost threw up in my mouth when yao hit the ground
April 30th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
riggins!??! no way
April 30th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
two ot’s?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Zoe Saldana, hasn’t been in much, other than the Britney Spears movie and a little-seen Orlando Bloom flick. She’s also in Cameron’s Avatar coming up later this year.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
never seen an episode of star trek. never seen 3 mins of an episode of star trek.
i owned just about every transformer.
double OT!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
DOUBLE OVERTIME! epic series. One of the best I’ve ever seen.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
this is the greatest first round series that I can remember.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
The hot black chick from Star Trek movie
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/zoe-saldana/pictures/zoe-saldana-picture-1.jpg
She was also the hot black chick on the Black Pearl in the first Pirates movie. The one who slapped Jack Sparrow on the dock when he was assembling his crew from Tortuga.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
cassino…how do you know gambit will disappoint? you get an illegal rip or something?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Probably the worst part of the movie. Terrible accent, no personality, the character’s entrance makes no logical sense and really only serves to keep Wolverine from fighting Sabretooth until later in the movie.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
WElcome, spencer.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
golden state vs. dallas was pretty dramatic too…but this is just absurd. these teams are so evenly matched it’s absurd.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Oden is a human foul machine.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Too bad on Gambit. He was one of my faves. He was fucking awesome in the cartoon. He got to bone Rogue. Sort of.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
The bulls make Big Cry Baby seem fast. Close out the lane, idiots.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
That sucks. Gambit fucking rules
April 30th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
ndub…i won’t take annoying potshots at lost. promise.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
wtf von wafer on the court
April 30th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
And Greg Oden is on the bench.
2 minutes, 2 fouls, 1 turnover, 1 rebound.
Fail.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
agreed.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
SALMONS ON A BITCH!@!!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Afroman strikes again!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
SALMONS! I hate the guy, but that was clutch. I wanna shave off that ugly ass goatee of his.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
hahahaha fuck you grrrrrnet
April 30th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Ha ha. Thanks. I about wrote /child’d on my earlier comment. No harm meant. I know I can be a LOST nerd.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I never got this one. Never collected another one after that…
April 30th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
goodbye, Kendrick
April 30th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
not to be a homer bitch, but the cavs would sweep both of these teams.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Perkins with 6. Take your fucking permascowl to the bench, too.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Hindrich plays Pierce much better than I would expect. His D is keeping chicago in this game.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
john salmons is having – dare i say it – a very, very good game
great drive, kid
April 30th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Celts looking sluggish.
When did Salmons turn into a clutch go to guy?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Salmons on a Lassie
April 30th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
ahhh salmons….35 points…tbl continue bashing him
April 30th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
ndub…hear you dude. im the same way anytime golf is mentioned here. i know it’s obnoxious, i’ll just blame it on the fact i didn’t get any coffee until 11.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Thanks again for winning that trade, Kings.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I hear thunderstruck.
Anyone ever played that drinking game?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Salmons actually really is not that good though.
Somehow he has transformed into Michael Jordan tonight.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
pride – after pierce lit him up at the end of game 5
April 30th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
and still be pwned by the lakers
April 30th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
if salmons played in the late 90’s/early 00’s, he’d be a star…total throwback “star” to the worst era in NBA history.
i like the goatee tho…
April 30th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
metal Transformers > plastic Transformers
April 30th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
To whomever posted it earlier… “Scalabrine=Michael Rappaport.”
+1
I’m laughing out loud one the close up of that ginger.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
For that matter Voltron > Transformers
April 30th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
scola is one ugly muthafucka
/predator’d
April 30th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
that’s my alarm’s ringtone…i wake up to it every am and MAKE A FUCKING JACKED OMELET!!! WHOO!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
fail
April 30th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
.
are you saying he could never be a pirate? and that he doesnt have a soul
?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I’ve only caught the end of the first overtime and this second overtime of this game, but I’ve seen Rose make atleast 3 boneheaded plays, with 2 of them resulting in turnovers. Guess there’s a reason he’s not being given the ball in the clutch.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
VR Troopers > Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
April 30th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Ha ha ha ha. It’s a great game.
Stand in a circle with like 3-6 other buddies (yeah, yeah, insert circle jerk joke here).
Play the song. Pick a person to start drinking the beer as soon as the word Thunderstruck or any variation (pretty much just thunder) is sung and continue drinking until he says it again.
Stop. Then next person drinks. Continue this pattern around the circle.
Angus goes wild on the guitar on two lengthy occasions and someone always gets stuck chugging for like 30 seconds.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
terrible idea, salmons
April 30th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
vinny scratched his nose like he just got done snorting too much colombian bam bam
April 30th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
im not good at drinking games. i just keep drinking out of turn
April 30th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
haha.
damn, i miss college.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
won Star Trek IMAX tix on Aint It Cool and seeing it on Monday. Don’t knock them boys.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Oh yeah, set a case down in the middle of the circle as each person will need 2, sometimes 3 or 4 per song.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
JESUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
ray is so fucking money and he doesnt even know it baby
April 30th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
oh man that is close
April 30th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
holy fuck ray allen.
id kill babies to be able to shoot like that.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I hate Boston but its kind of cool seeing old school Ray Allen
April 30th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
what’s on the back of salmons’ head? scar? birthmark? silly shaved design?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
The One wants you to kill babies. And marry your boyfriend. And give all your money to poor people.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
ray allen’s the best…it pains me to see him with classless fucks like KG and pierce.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Aldridge 12 minutes, 10 points, 3 fouls. Portland down 15
April 30th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
id willingly infect myself with hamAIDS to be able to shoot like that. hell i would use a pay phone even
April 30th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Miller can atone.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Brad Miller…ONIONS!!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
please guard ray allen from the inbounds pass. deny him the ball. let anyone else shoot. not ray allen.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
who the fuck still uses a payphone?
seen part 2?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
hamAIDS. wow. this site is great
April 30th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Not trying to brag but Miller went to HS like 15 minutes from me. I watched him play against Luke Recker (Mr. Indiana Basketball in like 1994 or 96 who went to IU, left for Arizona and ended up at Iowa). Miller’s mom still lives in his hometown. He’s got a HUGE house on a local “lake” around here.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
wow
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
are you fucking kidding?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
DEAR FUCKING JESUS!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Ray Allen is a bitch
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Ray Allen may never miss a shot again.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
How can you let him touch the fucking ball? Seriously…
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
holy shit
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
HOLY FUCKKKK!
JESUSSS HAS TAKEN THE FORM OF RAY ALLEN!!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
hinrich was in his grill, too. that’s just incredible.
DERRICK ROSE PLEASE
please
please
April 30th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Three fucks in three straight posts. Musta been a good moment, huh? ha ha
April 30th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
dont even get a shot. triple OT. 4 hr marathon
April 30th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
the rockets game will end before this madness
April 30th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
How do you not get a shot off there?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I hate the NBA but this game is awesome.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
IN FUCKING SANE
April 30th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Rose, Rondo, Davis, Pierce and Allen – all 58 minutes.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I don’t even really like the NBA that much, but this series has been amazing. For once, those commercials aren’t bullshitting.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Ray Allen is a bitch!!
what the fuck playcall was that, Bulls? Is Del Negro getting paid by the minute?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I wanna see a game go to 40T…I think the players are always too gassed by the 3rd overtime and one team basically quits…but I hope this one goes into 4 OT. Imagine the potential for overtimes if this series goes to 7.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
2nd ones better
April 30th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
If there’s a game seven it’s when? June?
Fuck you Stern.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
i just want this to end so i can watch the office…i know it sucks blah blah blah its still real to me dammit!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
The Magic want this to go to 8 OT’s.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Portland-Houston nearly halftime.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
i know this is a terrible time to mention this but tiger’s back…he was unbelievable today. phil is tied 2nd. if there’s a god, we’ll have a final pairing on sunday with both guys four clear of the pack on one of the best courses the guys will play this year, including the major venues.
back to bball.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
NEW POST
move it up
April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
nope, still hasn’t gotten old to me, Mrejr.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Another TO by Rose. Wtf rookie?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
mrejr – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8&feature=related
April 30th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
I hear the best golfer ever was paired with the best QB ever the other day.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
And the entire time I’m watching I’ll be staring at my dad in the background. Fucking weird seeing him on sportscenter today.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
moleman…that’s fucking sweet as hell. is he the doing the scorecard or one of the ‘quiet’ guys?
April 30th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
He’s one of the lead marshals. Benefits of being a long time Wachovia employee I suppose.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
idk if marshals do the scoreboard too, but he’s one of the crowd control guys.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
that’s awesome…once in a lifetime thing to see tiger that close. it’s really crazy.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
face rape
April 30th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
WOOOOOO what a fucking finish