Tonight’s game has let down written all over it. Four of the six games in this series have gone to overtime, the most recent of which went to triple overtime. Fans and writers alike are so drunk off Celtics-Bulls that Bill Simmons has begun comparing guys like Ben Gordon and Kendrick Perkins to Andrew Toney and Robert Parish.

There’s probably even a wacky analyst or two out there who have wittily boasted, “I don’t know who’s winning, but I know it’s going to overtime!”

Wild!

Yes, it’s time to come back to earth now, a Celtics blowout is in order here. That’s how it works. Particularly if this guy is in attendance.

You may pronounce your hatred for all things Joakim Noah and Kevin Garnett, and your undying love for John Tesh.

Prediction: Celtics 103 Bulls 88

Enjoy.