Sunday Roundup: When Your Favorite Book is Facebook
Baseball, Courts, Legal, Golf, Hockey, NBA, NFL, Politics, Steroids, TJ Simers May 3rd. 2009, 11:51am
Mila Kunis on the set of a new movie and here she is in some kind of Catwoman getup. Send tons of crap to me at thesportshernia@yahoo.com.
Meet Washington Caps Ice Girl, Sarah! (SbB)
London is seriously looking at 2014, 2015 or 2017 to host the Super Bowl. Ralph Wiggum, however, still sees this as unpossible. (ESPN)
Defendants walk away with simple assault charges in verdict for immigrant’s death. (CNN)
Zach Johnson leads Tiger by two strokes and a biblical passage. (Oregon Live)
The NBA has forced Mark Titus to withdraw his name from the draft, which naturally means he’s awesome: “I assume the ‘or else’ meant they were going to make me do an NBA Catalog commercial like Larry Bird did in 1987.” (Indy Star)
Jack Kemp, star on field and in politics, passes away at 73. (NYT)
I thought Tommy Lasorda was tired. Apparently, he’s all over the place.(L.A. Times)
Andre Miller claims a Magic player told him they’re better without Dwight. (Orlando Sentinel)
Just what you wanted to hear: “MLB has contacted several of A-Rod’s associates to determine whether he used performance-enhancing drugs for a longer time than he has admitted.” (NYT)
Article on Favre and guess who. (Star Tribune)
NFL is year-round for everyone now, including Brian Cashman. Very comforting for Yankee fans. (NYT)
This is easily one of the greatest Itchy & Scratchy clips of all time:
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May 3rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
The lesson, as always, is if you want to beat an immigrant do death, make sure you have a large group of people, that way, none of you gets charged for killing him. Yay!
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
You do realize that this entire country was built by immigrants, right? No where in that article did I see the word “illegal” in front of immigrant, so you’re saying people that go through the proper channels and are here legally should be killed?
Do you even think about the things you type? Seriously, killing isn’t something to joke about or celebrate…ever. Go fuck yourself.
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Bro, I’m from Canada, but I came to the country when I was really young…a lot of the people in the States (and esp. Canada) are immigrants. You yourself are an immigrant because regardless of how many generations you’ve been in America…AMERICA DID NOT BELONG TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Fuck Fox News, the conservative media and whoever else for making it seem like immigration is something to be feared. I don’t know what the state of immigration is in the States, but in Canada, most immigrants can only enter the country if they have a high degree of qualification (doctors, lawyers, etc). Of course, being a surgeon in India is pointless cause they make you do like 5 years of school AGAIN, because, of course, immigrant doctors must be inept since they come from another country.
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I’m an immigrant, superandy. Are you going to kill me to get your medal?
/Prick.
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
This will be #1 on the list of stupidest TBL comments.
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
does TBL take notes on the comments like he does with Lost? haha
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I wouldnt be mad if andy went away and never came back
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Check out the Hatton clip in the new post. BRUTAL.
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Haha probably not. It would be a good rainy day post or a comment of the year tournament would be fun.
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Ummm, yes it did. I’m Cherokee. This land was ours before it was anyone elses. SO fuck you all. Fucking thieving bastards.
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
A classic case of jingoism and bigotry at their
finestworst. No wonder I have such disdain for the human race.May 3rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Amazing how you can change your story to fit your arguement, since none of us know you.
You’re not cherokee, you’re a jackass. Even if you’re a part cherokee, your great-grandpappy was some polish, italian, irish, whatever ethnic that slept or assimilated with the cherokee. Just because he/she blended in with the group did not make them cherokee. Also, if you ARE cherokee, the cherokee are an accepting people, by notice of their entire history of assimilating foreginers into their clan. Read a fucking book and THEN go to hell, you stupid racist fuck.
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I’m part Viking?
May 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
i’m from Wisconsin
May 3rd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
i’m sorry to hear that
May 4th, 2009 at 9:54 am
the indians are just a flat out stupid group of people. they deserved to lose this country. anyone that sells the island of manhattan for 20 bucks should stick to what they do best. drinking