Phillies 5, Dodgers 3: Inspired by Edge’s entrance music which just happened to be blaring throughout Citizens Bank Park, Jayson Werth broke from third with the bases juiced and stole home, making Russell Martin look awfully stupid in the process. (Video after the jump.) Even more improbable, Chan Ho Park pitched another great game. He’s only given up two runs in his last 12 innings. L.A. is now 1-4 without Manny and you have no choice but to enjoy being forcefed that stat like Fat Homer until they start winning again.

Blue Jays 5, Yankees 1: As expected, Roy Halladay pitched a complete game, allowing one run that came on a two-out RBI single from A-Rod. He barely broke 100 pitches. Just get it over with and give him the Cy Young already. I say this now, in May, in hopes that Halladay will lose his next 23 starts and leave the game of baseball altogether.

Reds 3, D-Backs 1: Micah Owings used the weak Arizona bats to help him bounce back from two bad starts, going seven innings and giving up one run on four hits. Brandon Phillips had 2 RBI including an absolute bomb off Dan Haren that everyone gazed at in admiration, including Phillips and catcher Miguel Montero. Justin Upton didn’t have an RBI but he still has six times as many as his bro.

Pirates 7, Cardinals 1: The Bucs snapped an eight-game losing streak thanks to a huge lift from Cards starter Todd Wellemeyer, who was a train wreck.

Rangers 7, Mariners 1: Josh Hamilton homered in his return.

Mets 4, Braves 3: The Mets got two in the eighth, one in the ninth and one in the 10th on a bases loaded, walk-off walk. But Chipper Jones says here that the baseball gods owe them one because he’s “never had a guy slide into his glove and be safe.”

Ryan Zimmerman’s hitting streak has reached 30 games. That’s a nice little streak he has going there, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves and act as if he just boinked Marisa Miller while skiing the K12, he’s barely over halfway there.

And Bobby Jenks was fined $750 for admitting he threw behind Ian Kinsler. A rather purposeful fine considering this is roughly the equivalent of taking a squeaky toy away from your dog for three seconds.

Below is the aforementioned steal by Werth, but you’re probably better off re-creating the play on an Etch-a-Sketch rather than watching this 126-year old footage: