How Bad Have The 2009 NBA Playoffs Been?
NBA May 18th. 2009, 5:30pm
There’s been a seismic upset (Orlando over Boston), an epic series (Boston over Chicago), and the emergence of potential stars (Rajon Rondo, Derrick Rose). What we haven’t had: Close games. In the entire first round, of the 45 games, only 16 were “close” (read: decided by single digits). Nine of those 16 came from the Boston-Chicago series and Orlando-Philly series. The six other series: crap.
The second round was equally terrible – other than Kobe vs. Artest, the Rockets-Lakers series was dreadfully boring – only one of the seven games was close. If Orlando and Boston hadn’t played four “close” games, the second round would have been a disaster that was highlighted by altercations (aforementioned Artest-Kobe, and the Nuggets-Mavs, highlighted by Kenyon Martin vs. Mark Cuban).
We remain optimistic for the conference finals – which begin tomorrow in LA – but were we so spoiled by Chicago-Boston that if a game’s not close heading into the fourth quarter, we’re going to poke around the dial?
Even though Charles Barkley took the Magic over the Cavs, we like Cleveland in six. And as much as we’d like to take the Nuggets in an upset (and as bad as the Lakers looked), we’ll take LA in seven.
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May 18th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Magic in 6, Lakers in 5.
May 18th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
if you dont think there is going to be a lbj-kb finals you are seriously kidding yourself
cavs in 5
lakers in 6
May 18th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
you really think orlando over boston was a seismic upset?
May 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
How can all these Series go 7 games, yet not have any single game close?
I would LOVE Nuggets/Magic
/hate NBA
May 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
no i dont think it was a upset.
May 18th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Considering Orlando was favored to win the series before tip of game 1 thats a pretty seismic upset.
May 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
yes, i believe Orlando beating Boston in game 7 to win the series is a seismic upset.
boston was only a -2.5 favorite in game 7.
May 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
The way Orlando won game 7 was surprising, yes. But the only reason there even was a game 7 is that Orlando underachieved the whole series. So, no, Orlando winning the series was not seismic at all.
May 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Cavs 4, Lakers 5
May 18th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
so a team that had 2 of its frontcourt players missing gets beat by a team that is relatively healthy and it is a seismic upset?
May 18th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I can’t wait for the next round of the playoffs! I bet they’re gonna… zzzzzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzz….
May 18th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
If I don’t like it, it must suck.
/see above’d
May 18th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I know this only pertains to the three Brewers fans on the site, but Rickie Weeks is out for the year. Fuck.
/Never thought I’d be able to type those words in that order
May 18th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Forgot to post this earlier on the Isn’t LeBron the bestest ever post Same shot, but in a game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9qRNB4uZGU&feature=related
/waiting for the video of LeBron taking a dump to become an internet sensation
May 18th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
that has huge fantasy ramifications
thanks
May 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
watching the cavs has made it worth it. we should be enjoying the single greatest postseason by any one player in history rather than damning the shitty celts/magic/lakers.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Rondo’s not playing anymore…
May 18th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
well, im sure if lebron had 50 minute nights, he’d be able to pad his stats…i guess the cavs will just have to live with blowing everyone out and lebron sitting in the 4th.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
we should be enjoying the single greatest postseason by any one player in history
He’s HALF WAY to winning his first ring. Maybe SVP will give him his throne chair back if he wins 8 more games
small sample sized.
/NickP
May 18th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
King James gives me a woody too, but let’s at leats wait till he goes up against some descent competition before starting with this talk.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Iverson in 01 was better.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Bernard in 84 was better.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
LeBron in 07 was better.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
watching lebron? you guys can manage to stay glued to 20-point blowouts?
May 18th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Lakers 7
Cavs 7
Lakers Vs Cavs…Lakers 7
It’s all about money folks.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Only some games have been entertaining, most have been boring as shit, but that’s EVERY postseason in the NBA.
The only postseason I throughly enjoyed from start to finish was 2001. That was epic..Carter vs. Knicks, Iverson vs. Carter, Iverson vs. Jesus and of course, the Lakers steamrolling to the greatest post-season record (15-1 BIATCH!).
I got Cavs in 6 (no way Orlando stops a determined Lebron…Dwight is not a go to guy, and the Magic live and die by thier shooters…one off night from Lewis or Turks and they’re done).
Lakers in 6 or 7 (I cant decide, but likely 7, this Nuggs team will give them problems. The only good thing is that the Lakers actually respect the Nuggets threat, which they didn’t against the Rockets, so they will actually stop being bi-polar).
May 18th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Blowing by someone and doing a reverse dunk is cool up 2 or up 20, he’s a freak.
I got Cavs in 5, Nuggets in 6.
Billups is going to destroy Fisher like’s it’s 2004 all over again. The Thugs will beat up on the Euro’s down low, and the only person Kobe can make better is Kobe himself which wont be enough against the Nugs.
May 18th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
well, yea…but i have rooting interest.
May 18th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
jpq shooting it over the backboard from right behind it is pretty easy. I make that 4 out of 5 times. LeBron did it from about 25 feet behind. Obviously great shot by Bird in an actual game, although isnt the ball dead now if it goes over the backboard?
May 19th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Lakers In 7, Orlando In 6
Full Disclosure On Previous Results
First Round Misses: Spurs, Hornets
Exact Hits: Cleveland Sweep, Lakers In 5
Second Round Misses: Dallas, Boston
No Exact Hits
May 19th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Denver in 6