Let’s See If Hedo Can Out-Clutch LeBron (Riiiight)
NBA, Video May 20th. 2009, 6:30pm
The Magic knocked off an injury-ridden, aging Celtics squad, and suddenly the perfect Cavs’ postseason run might meet resistance in this dynamic duo: the Michael Jordan of Turkey and Superman. Derrick Coleman just said “whoop de damn do.” Rookie Courtney Lee has been shoved into the starting lineup in place of JJ Redick, but once again, the Magic will be at a serious disadvantage in the backcourt.
Cleveland’s problems, though, are frontcourt matchups. If LeBron guards Hedo, does Varejao have to chase Rashard Lewis? Z on Superman? If not Z, then can fossils like Ben Wallace and Joe Smith be effective inside? A ballsy reader compared this year’s Magic Cavs [duh!] to the 2001 Lakers – the team that went unbeaten up until Game 1 of the Finals when they lost to the 76ers (and then won the next four). A sweep here wouldn’t shock us, the Cavs have been that impressive. Plus, they have LeBron.
Always-ornery Kevin Garnett is en route to whatever beach Joakim Noah is on.
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May 20th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Magic in 7.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
that clown sure is a funny guy.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Magic in 6.
top that.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Anybody read about Kimmel completely thrashing the television shows his employer throws out each fall? fantastic…
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/19/jimmy-kimmel-demolishes-abcs-upfronts/?apage=2
May 20th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I can sort of see the similarities. One was arguably the best postseason team ever.
The other dropped two to Philly and three to a sorely depleted Boston team.
Sure does look like Orlando might be the ‘01 Laker doppelganger.
Cavs in 4.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I think TBL miswrote that. There’s no way anybody in their right mind would compare the merry band of chuckers to the 2001 Lakers.
As for the Kimmel thing, he trashed everybody (thanks btw, badger). I get so frustrated, because I always end up liking midseason replpacements, which are always cancelled.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
yes, i meant cavs.
just sent that kimmel link to duffy for tomorrow
music, for those who listen?
May 20th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
40-1 at home and they’re losing game 7 to the magic.
anyone remember game 7 in the garden last playoffs? lebron with no help nearly beats boston if not for some fluky pj brown BS shot?
May 20th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
fo-fo-fo
May 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
off topic but how many columns do you think scoop jackson,jemele hill and lz grandersen can milk out of the vick story?
i say 10 apeice.
jemele strikes first.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
For Stern fans: Eric the Midget’s Escalade.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
i have exactly no interest in vick.
yet.
wake me when he meets with goodell
May 20th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
sw – poor little eric. he looks OLD. feel bad for that guy. can’t stop laughing when artie clowns him, tho
May 20th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I completely agreed with Howard today about how Dwarf is condescending, as is “little person”.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
I completely agreed with Howard today about how Dwarf is condescending, as is “little personâ€.
Maybe Eric would rather be called a Redskin
May 20th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
when dwight howard say something about dwarfs or little people?
May 20th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I love current news humor.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
tbl if you’re going on vacation/staycation who is gonna be on the lookout for when tom brady wears a beret?
May 20th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I don’t think you can take off of looking out for tom brady berets. I believe above he said he’d be emailing those to duffy.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
tbl if you’re going on vacation/staycation who is gonna be on the lookout for when tom brady wears a beret?
I believe TBL has passed this on to tyduffy for safe keeping
May 20th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
God I just saw the trailer for the Sherlock Holmes movie Guy Richie is making…Arthur Conan Doyle is doing rhythm gymnastics in his grave, but I’ll still probably go watch it.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Is it wrong that I like the Lebron-Kobe puppets commercials more than I’m enjoying the NBA playoffs?
May 20th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
how is downey jr’s accent more believable than laws? it looks like holmes was a member of englands chapter of fight club.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
well the commercials are more believable.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JikV–RTYCs
What makes his overall unstoppableness, unstoppable?
May 20th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
so when lebron is watching game tape he watches his own highlights? thats humble.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Didn’t they go 39-2
May 20th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Objective opinion – Cavs in 5.
Praying for Magic in 6. I would love to never see LeBron James win a Finals game in his career.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
so when lebron is watching game tape he watches his own highlights? thats humble
I think LeBron has a SERIOUS case of this
May 20th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
/sa
May 20th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
only because they sat all the starters against the sixers in the last game of the season.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
It still happen. Quit making excuses.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
score prediction:
111 cleveland
98 orlando
May 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Hope Stan VanPanic can keep his cool.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
did orlando open in a zone there? a 2-3?
May 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
yeah you think andy made excuses when he was in a fully body cast? no. he went out there and threw the best darts of his life. thats dedication holmes.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Praying for Magic in 6. I would love to never see LeBron James win a Finals game in his career.
Actually, I’d like to see him win 3 every year for the rest of his career
/breaks knife off after twisting
May 20th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
delonte west on hedo?
lebron on alston?
that’s why mikey’s the coach of the year!
May 20th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Magic 115
Cavs 110 OT
May 20th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
pulling a shaq there, huh?
May 20th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
shit dwight. your not shaq but that was strong
May 20th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Nah. Not blind hate like sa, just a Kobe guy. I’ll come around to LBJ once he proves he’s not another Karl Malone, Charles Barkley etc. etc.
WIN SOMETHING.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
what did dwight show up out of shape or somethin?
/not watching the game.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
There it is again, your cunt ass can’t say nothing so you resort to school yard antics. Typical cunt.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
There it is again, your cunt ass can’t say nothing so you resort to school yard antics. Typical cunt.
tbl: before you leave for your well deserved vacation, hit the eject button on this idiot
May 20th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
cunt ass, and cunt.
school yard tactics? haha.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Yeah. That was pretty uncalled for.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Wow. Don’t make fun of Super Andy. He might call you a sunt, then throw some darts at you…
May 20th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I think the moths may have gotten to Sager’s suit tonight. He should be able to do better than that for game 1.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
he clears a blog like a bad virtual fart
May 20th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
That’s cute
May 20th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
IM THE FUCKING IDIOT???????????
I come here and say 1 fucking thing and you bitches cant defend it and talk your keyboard warrior bullshit to me, and im the idiot? FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER. They went 39-2 PERIOOD quit makinhg excuses for these frauds. Keep running your mother fucking mouth to me and see what happens.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
You’re gonna beat us up with your 14 Darts Trophies?
May 20th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
these frauds
No comment, other than I second jpq’s request.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Yes. Thanks for noticing.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
fucking blockquote.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
more caps button?
May 20th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
you call them keyboard warriors, the say, ‘and see what happens’ ???
you are a joke of the highest order. but its okay, because i like to laugh
May 20th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
haha sponge, hilarious.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
SuperAndy has to be either
A. Maggs or
B. Some commenter doing this for laughs. I can’t imagine someone being that dumb.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
@sponge: I think it’s time for the heavy artillery
/it’s on’d
May 20th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
cthomashowell?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
SuperAndy has proved it time and time again. But I see what you mean.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
hahaha, JPQ
May 20th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I realize this is a really dumb thing to have a pet peeve about, but MLB umps just don’t understand the balk rule or something. John Danks has gotten away with a couple tonight, and some lefty for the Yankees (can’t remember who) got away with it about a billion times last weekend.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Kinda regretting taking the Magic at -9 right now…
May 20th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I’m still waiting for Andy to use his infinite wisdom to tell me how will Tyler Hansbrough will play for UNC(his fav team) next year?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Mike Pelfrey wishes this were true of the guys that did his game, Cosmo.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Or how Tryon Lue > John Stockton
May 20th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
great d on both ends. Good hustle by Howard. You don’t usually see that from centers.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Or how is Lebron James = OJ Mayo.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
That’s impossible. OJ made a lot more money going to college than LeBron would have.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
or how is this not a personal attack.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
This game is OVA!!! …
…
…already? fuck this years’ NBA playoffs.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
You just knew that three was goin in. Sick.
/Pretty sure he hammered the fuck out of dwight tho.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Apparently everyone forgot about this
May 20th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
dunk
block of howard
triple
anyone see T2 today?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
nope, I read it correctly.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
agreed, chicago – lebron fouled him on the block.
he’ll get that call in Disney
May 20th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I just saw a picture of TBL, (jason mcintyre). Not what i was picturing but it’s nice to have a face behind the blog godfather finally
May 20th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
going to see it friday, TBL.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
So, it’s been 25 minutes. Is it safe to assume that SA has been given the thumb? Did TBL go Joey Crawford on him?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
I just find it funny that he’s getting all fucking jumpy comparing 40-1 to 39-2.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
that was exciting.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Magic shoot the 3 too well for this to be over, they’ll make a run.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
TBL is much better looking than Joey Crawford, imo.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Dwight Howard is feasting on these scrubs. i can see him drop-setting and dunking on ben wallace
May 20th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Are the WNBA propaganda commercials starting? Now I really hope this is a sweep so I only have to see 4 nights of that garbage.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
you gotta pay a cover to read your blog, chicago?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Joe Smith just fouled the holy hell out of D-ho on the rebound. no call.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I just saw a picture of TBL, (jason mcintyre). Not what i was picturing but it’s nice to have a face behind the blog godfather finally
@msu: watch the Fox Business video in the round-upo today. A live and talking tbl!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
howard just abusing people
guess this makes kendrick perkins look like bill russell, huh?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
dwight’s frustrated.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
these refs are full of shit.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
yeah, smith had that incident where he had both hands just shoving howard and no call was made. he’s just trying to get in dwight’s head.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Haha, nah sorry. I started it to chronicle my adventures in getting back on my college track team. Short story is that I never wrote in it consistently, and I eventually made it back and competed for the team at conference this year, so I just closed it down to the public. Would have most likely been a waste of your time anyway.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Orlando conspiracy theorists certainly wont be going away after this game..
May 20th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
As in Orlando isn’t getting any calls? I think it’s 6-3 in fouls right now. More called against CLE.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Meh. Dho’s getting no calls at all.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
where’s JJ Hickson when you need him?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
dho is such a beast.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
the hell is delonte west doing???
May 20th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Offensive foul, thats hilarious.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
chicago, i’ll get to that email you sent post-vaca
if i dont reply, remind me.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Does he get the hook after 3?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
this is garbage. I wanna see a fucking game, not Dho sitting on the damn bench because of some bullshit.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
sounds good, TBL.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
agree on the inconsistent refereeing at times, but hey, that’s the nba. orlando will get its calls at home
May 20th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
im sorry, but the magic could avoid those fouls by not being idiots and not nodding off.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
jpq, thanks for referring me to that video. i miss 7-4 because of work.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
can’t beileve this is only a 10 point game with howard – the only guy scoring for orlando – on the bench
May 20th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
big zizzle!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Over/Under was at 184 from what I saw. That’s still a tough bet and the 2nd quarter is almost over.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
For the record, I’m not an Orlando fan. In fact, I want to see Kobe vs. Lebron in the finals just because of the puppet commercials. But terrible calls and non-calls aggravate me to no end.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Gotta hold a double digit lead here at the half. Love the Cavs D, take away the 3, make them be patient with 2’s.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Whoever said this series was a sweep has to be kicking themselves right now
May 20th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Now that was a bad call. No foul. Terrible call by the ref…
I like to see DHo on the bench, but not for a shitty whistle on a no foul play…
May 20th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I thought it would have been on Petrus.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I fo-fo-fo’d it.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Sponge = TK?!?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
cavs missing a TON of open shots, keeping the magic in it. no shot at a win, tho …
May 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
mid-rang shot by James? Unpossible.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Anyone else think that the “De-Fense” voice for the Cavs is James Earl Jones? It sounds so sadistic.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
HOLY SHIT!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
omg!!!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
WOW
May 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
MO!
May 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
oh. my. god.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
LeBron would have done that shot backwards.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
If James can hit that shot consistently, no one will ever stop him.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
that was fuckin’ awesome.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
apparently lebron heard us Kobe apologists talking about mid range jumpers…
May 20th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Calling this series over.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
65 feet?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
mmmmmaybe
May 20th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
i say 65 1/2
May 20th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
15 point lead at the half. Orlando is a good three point shooting team, so it’s not quite over. The fat lady is in the building after that shot by Mo. Hasn’t started singing just yet.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
LOL sponge. He hasn’t done that in a while. What would Tirico have done if he pulled that in the MNF booth?
May 20th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
i can’t see Orlando beating the Cavs. I just cannot see it happening. Not with the way the Cavs have been playing in the playoffs.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
MNF needed more penguin dance.
orlando was lucky to be down 10. everyone looks timid except dwight.
mo and west only 7-for-21 … it could/should easily be 20.
nada from cleveland bench: 16-5, orlando
May 20th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Every single team left in the playoffs is one injury away from being completely beatable.
/way too obvious, I know.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
moving forward
On of the funniest things I remember Tirico doing during MNF was feeling the need to explain Joey Porter doing Dave Chappelle’s Howard Dean “Byah!” thing during the introductions.
seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGpUlA1UJgg&feature=PlayList&p=80ACC90FF546C236&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33
May 20th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Hasn’t Jim Brown been arrested multiple times for beating the shit out of his wife?
Get off his nuts, TNT crew.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I think Cubs/Cards is the ESPN game tonight; I’m watching on CSN Chicago.
But….if you’re sick of the halftime, flip over to see Khalil Greene sporting one of the worst beard and hair combos of all time.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Hasn’t Jim Brown been arrested multiple times for beating the shit out of his wife?
He and Ray Lewis are two of the nicest unconvicted felons in NFL history
May 20th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
respect the GOAT.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
who wants to be in a bad mood?
http://www.azcentral.com/sports/diamondbacks/articles/2009/05/20/20090520schoeneweis.html
May 20th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
TBL – I don’t feeling like reading 147 comments. ARe you drinking and commenting tonight?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Lawrence Taylor? wait, another bad example.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
lebrontosaurus is the fucking best.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
ouch, that was a 2 handed dunk he just blocked.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Who said the 3s would make this close?
Spot on.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
jim brown is at the game..if you didnt know
May 20th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
No.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Uh-oh.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Lebron’s shooting like Melo right now.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Vick?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Dunh Dunh DUNH!
May 20th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
“C’mon Dwight! Get some rebounds!”
/Barkley’d
May 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck
May 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
orlando looking … good?
pietrus can’t miss, Lebron looks like the only one who wants the ball … hmmm
May 20th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
had a big dinner so too full to consume large amounts of alcohol. that’s no excuse. it’d be like cleveland blaming hte long layoff if it blows this …
May 20th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
The Browns have still yet to recover from their three year layoff from 95-98
May 20th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
TBL, thought you said there was going to be a lost post today, to the chagrin of JPQ, et al.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
better actor, lebron or varejao?
no guy from france is moving lebron with his off arm
May 20th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
fudge, forgot lost!
basically, i went back and read the EW recap of the 2nd to last ep and the guy spent the ENTIRE TIME talking about john locke and saying, basically, IT’S NOT JOHN LOCKE, ITS SOMEONE ELSE!
i think im going to have to avoid the EW guy next year. it’s just lame
May 20th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
2 point game … doug collins with a good job mentioning the bench finally.
boobie time?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
fucking magic…
May 20th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
who else underestimated the Orlando shooters?
/sheepishly raises hand, looks around
May 20th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
its crazy how boobie has kind of disappeared this year
May 20th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I must have missed that recap. I’m convinced Miles was right and next season will start with 815 crashing.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
First: I haven’t checked the lostpedia theories yet (I’m still trying to pretend it won’t be 9 more months). But a friend of mine suggested via IM that everything that went down in the finale might be somehow be Ben manipulating things as usual. Unfortunately, I was passed the fuck out and forgot to ask about it later.
As someone who loves Ben, and found the “what about me” scene at the end of the finale quite sad, I must admit that theory appealed to me.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Good evening everyone. To my right is a tall glass of JTS Brown (2 shots) and coca-cola. Guided by Voices through my noise-cancelling headphones, playoff basketball on the TV, and after seeing my grades for this semester, an amazing feeling of accomplishment. Being here is also a good feeling. Hope everyone’s good.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
This is the game (if any) that Orlando can win… Long lay off ain’t No Joke! If Cleveland does lose this one, they’ll win the next four. Irregardless Cleveland is going to the NBA Finals
May 20th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Wait, white trash + GBV? What are you listening to? Gold Heart Mountaintop Queen Directory = one of the best songs ever
May 20th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I know it’s WAY late in the thread but….
If Nelson is healthy, how does that impact everyone’s picks?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I find it hard to believe Ben was out of control, no matter what the smoke monster said.
Looks like bron bron is going to have to score all the points in the 4th.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
gfunk, “surgical focus” came up earlier on shuffle. I’m glad I got to see them on their farewell tour, Robert Pollard is such a fucking showman, even into his 50s.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
You really sounded like Joel Olsteen on that one.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
has orlando had a non-jumper basket this half?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
The boston series would not have gone 7 and I’d give the Magic 45% chance of winning the series. Before the game started I gave them 0%, if they win tonight I’ll move to 30%
May 20th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Which cleveland layoff we takling about here? The halftime break?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
the fact that no one can guard either Dwight or Lebron could make this series awesome.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Damn. I am jealous.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
my bad cosmo
May 20th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Does this mean we have to send Lance a check?
May 20th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
anyone – cleveland’s last interior basket?
4-4-4 my ass …
May 20th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
UH-OH…Limp, limp…
This game is eerily similar to last night’s game. Score and all.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
an inside bucket! on an over-the-shoulder flip by Sideshow
May 20th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
gfunk, of all the concert tees I’ve collected in my young age, the GBV one is the one that starts the most conversations and gets the most compliments
May 20th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
And if Garnett had been healthy ….
May 20th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
f’real…we all know it’s fo, fo, fo, fo.
/still happening
May 20th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
We wouldn’t have had the most interesting series of the playoffs…you know, the one that happened in the first round?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
I have a hot girl over who’s rooting for the Magic
May 20th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@ cursed: If you have a hot girl over, what the fuck are you doing commenting here? Go make us proud.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Submit photo. There’s going to be a PM round-up tomorrow.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Ha I never said it was a bad thing, I was just making an observation
May 20th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
1st big, tight, meaningful playoff game and Mo Williams has soiled himself.
5-16
1-6 from three
May 20th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
A Cleveland 10?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
turkoglu, invisible for 3 qtrs, is settling into that clutch role quite nicely … 3 in de face of LJB, and then a great layup over Z
May 20th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Time to settle in for the last hour of this game – that’s about how long the last 3 minutes will last.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
LeBron looks absolutely GASSED.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
every play for cleveland – pick and roll with lebron driving to the basket.
if 1-on-2, still take it.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
holy tits is this fucking intense
May 20th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
lucky hit there from mo williams
this loss would have been/will be akin to the byner fumble?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
man maybe I should’ve been watching this earlier, but the end of cubs-cardinals was good. I had both Dempster and Carpenter in, and they both pitched well.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Doubtful – we wouldn’t be making fun of Cleveland for this 20+ years later.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Only if this was Game 7
May 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
hack a howard?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
lebron still cant hit FTs
May 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
what the hell do I know? first we put up the ortiz HR widget, then i call orlando dead.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Kobe in the 4th quarter last night 8/8 FT.
LeBron tonight – 2/4 FT.
Foul him EVERY time he has the ball.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
courtney lee is going to be a STUD. Good player, especially for a rook
May 20th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
“Hack-a-Ho” ?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
if this were game 7, lebron would be pounded relentlessly – more than anything kobe ever’s received
May 20th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
piss off wth the lbj can’t hit FT’s bullshit.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Didn’t OJ do that?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
SWAMP THANG ON A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
May 20th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
how did they not call lebron for a travel? totally dragged his pivot foot
May 20th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
that deserved an ONIONS!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Welp, Delonte is the one that stepped up. Needed that…
C’mon Dwight!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
c’mon spence 5-9 tonight, 78% this season, and 75% this postseason.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Lebron needs to keep dishing if they want to win this game.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Let’s please not start with Lebron Kobe right now and enjoy this awesome game.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Mo and Swampthang coming up huge late…
May 20th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
just watched slow-mo replay … he totally moved his pivot foot (the right one)
got away with one there
May 20th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
NBA Conf Finals. Not the National Semi-Finals.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Has anyone ever watched Time Warp on the Discovery Channel? It’s fucking SWEET! Highly recommend it.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
SO GLAD I don’t have to stare at Rondo’s upside down headband right now.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Wow, what a terrible, terrible call.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
LBJ LIVES !!!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
suspended in mid-air forever
goodbye, dwight
May 20th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
sponge…whatever. lbj can just do that instead of hit FT’s…fucking awesome.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
sportsgal- awesome show.
that was a foul?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
There’s your next “Amazing” commercial
May 20th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
NOT a foul.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
High-speed cameras are dope.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Excellent call, Salvatore
May 20th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
That wasn’t a foul on Howard. You have to be allowed to stand there with your arms vertical.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
that was great defense there by dwight, imo.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
blanket the michael jordan of turkey here
i would deny him the ball at any costs …
pietrus has missed his last 3, i think
lewis is hot
give C lee whatever he wants
May 20th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
LEWIS!!!!!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
holy shit shard…
May 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
LEWIS!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Will LeBron take the last shot? Kobe would.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
well now Lebron can get over 50.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
damn.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Damn, this is gonna be a fun series to watch.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
“we are seeing clutch shot after clutch shot down the stretch”
- M Albert
who is the commenter here who said there’s no such thing as clutch?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Am I the only one that saw Howard leave his feet? That’s always a foul.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Let’s see if we can guess the ending.
LeBron dribbles at the top of the lane, barrels through three guys, doesn’t get touched on his way to the basket, gets the call, hits both FTs for the win.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
lets see…no dwight in the lane…49 points…yea. he’ll take the last shot.
unless he passes.
whatever. im too stoned to think at this point.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
They have some crazy people doing insane stunts with machetes in this episode. Some chick just used her neck as a cutting board! They’re also going to drop a huge water balloon from about 10 stories high.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
borrrrrrrrrring
May 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Ugh. I bet ORL goes for 2 on that possession if Howard isn’t out of the game….
The refs really screwed them as far as strategy.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
fuck.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Way to not be the hero, Bron.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
game, magic.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
omg
orlando wins
May 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
god fucking damnit.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Someone check NickP for a pulse.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU CAVS AND FUCK YOU LEBRICK LOVERS. Take it. This is what it’s like to play a real basketball team.
Frauds!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE I SAID
May 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Would’ve been tight if that went in
May 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
fwiw, i would have rather have had lebron throw up garbage in the final seconds than pass it to mo to delonte.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Good for Orlando… AGAIN Cleveland will win this series !!!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
ugh…that’ll be my cue to leave.
WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!
still a damn good game.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
expect a super freak out on sportscenter the next two days.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Do none of these people notice he’s bleeding?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
holy shit. it is as quiet as it was after Jordan over Ehlo.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi
May 20th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
bwwwwwaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
May 20th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Alright people, drink some cheap beer and listen to Guided By Voices.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Yes, by Time Warp!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
over/under on combined suicides in cleveland/akron tonight?
seven?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
here we go
May 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
2 nights and 2 good games. That’s pretty awesome.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I really want to gloat, but I really, really don’t want to be SA.
So, good win for Magic. Now, what’s the over/under for LBJ in game two? 54.5?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
i figured the final play would be lebron takes about 6 steps and jams it home and draws the foul because there were at least 2 times that i saw where he took about 5 steps and then pass it.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Somebody better get a squad car over to NickP’s house
May 20th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
that friggin city just might be cursed. what the hell did you people do?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Not to pile on CLE fans, but Kerry Wood is about to blow another one.
Hey, Wedge — how about trying someone else?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
mrejr where the fuck have you been
May 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I’m shocked Orlando won that game. They had to beat the refs in the first half as well as Lebron being awesome. (except the last possession. he’s gotta shoot that final shot, and he can definitely get it)
May 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I bet irish is going to be on the war path tomorrow. Will Spence and Nick P hang around and take the abuse? I know I wouldn’t.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
no such thing as clutch in baseball
May 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
colbert: “Newspapers are an important part of life. When you’re moving, you can’t wrap your valuables in a blog.”
May 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I agree. Hopefully Bud is cheap enough (live in St. Louis, have no choice).
/ passing the fuck out’d
// since I will not see this threat again…TBL, PLEASE ban SuperAndy before you take your vacay
May 20th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
16 pitches, 13 balls …
May 20th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
about time.
bigger upset: Magic over Cavs, or Allen over Lambert?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
NickP’s at the game…. so he’s probably blatantly walking into traffic
/Your my boy Nick
/Just gonna take 5 games instead of 4
May 20th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
He was at the game. Even worse.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Hedo out-clutched LeBron.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Allen by far
May 20th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Who the what?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
At least we pay attention Triston
May 20th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
So let me see if I have this right. Cleveland is 8-0 against Eastern pee-ons and 0-1 against Eastern elite. I actually want to see a Kobe-LeBron Finals (and still think I will), but I do like to see all of the Cavs fans take a breath and realize that they are a very good team, not the greatest team to ever play basketball.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
david stern is going to have to earn his paycheck to get kobe-lebron
dirtier underpants after tonight: Mo Williams, Delonte West, or David Stern?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
About 1 hour ago…Wife: “The gay guy lost on Idol.”
May 20th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
I agree. But Kris and I share a birthday, so I don’t mind so much.
/ embarrassed
May 20th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Way to jinx it Mike. Indians’ pitchers walked 9 and NONE scored.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
chillin and watching the game…i figured i would let the computer have a breather.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
How is LeBron cramping so badly? He played 41 minutes after having been off for a week. That was kind of wierd.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
i watched it last night, actually. seems the one “rock star” was set up to lose, since they didn’t let him actually “rock.”
May 20th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
[Gravatar image]
and
One of these is correct.
/reinjures rotator cuff patting self on back…
May 20th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Ah gotcha. I like women so I have no idea who you’re talking about. I may or may not have seen clips of this gay guy you speak of though.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
so now that idol is over should i lock the door and load the gun and give anyone who walks through the door 2 to the chest and 1 to the head?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Woody has had how many chances to save a game this year? He needs at least a months worth of save chances before he’ll start being consistent. I’d still rather have him than Kevin fucking Gregg.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
the soup? if so i have seen the same clips.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
How is LeBron cramping so badly?
It’s hard to stay in game shape after being off so many days. Cleveland will win game two, that being said.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
For the first time ever, I can’t wait for the 6 NBA posts tomorrow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!?!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Good call Jersey. We’ve got steel traps for memory.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Happened to me this year. Took two moths off since basketball camp, came back for the first day of practice. Worst cramps of my life.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
How is LeBron cramping so badly?
Sager just reported LeBron is out the next three games due to a strained pussy
/for Irish
May 20th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
My friend is seeing the new terminator at midnight, he’s lucky.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Yes!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I would think it would be an ugly win at that.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Ha — that made me laugh.
Sorry, Triston — he burned me last night, figured he was going to make it two nights in a row.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Awww I hurt your feelings, fuck off go wash the sand out of your virgina you girl.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
LBJ needs bench help. BAD.
I think I’ve said this quite a few times here before…even Jordan needed the Jordan-aires. LBJ doesn’t quite have the help yet.
/not over-reacting to game 1. these guys simply aren’t that deep.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
He certainly tried tonight Mike. Then all the sudden his pitches became money. His breaking balls were sick for the last 2 batters. Damn DeJesus bailed on a soft slider that would have hit his thigh with the bases loaded and tie the game.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
this reminds me of the time when Tony “T-Bone” O’shea came in a darts tournament heavily favored only to be beat in the finals of the ranked bracket by Andy “Thunderheart” Kapliski.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
+1 mrejr
May 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Apparently personal attacks are just the way to go now.
And clown has identified a solid candidate for comment of the year
May 20th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Awesome.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Not even my name, FAIL
May 20th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Alright well I’m off guys, gotta get up early to sell weed to michael vick at his construction job tomorrow.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Alright well I’m off guys, gotta get up early to sell weed to michael vick at his construction job tomorrow.
me too. gotta go extract all his dog’s teeth before he gets home. he likes it when they come up and gum him
May 20th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Two things:
1. I’ve never heard the word “Jordan-aires” when he was playing.
d. Who the fuck helped the Bulls off the bench? Scott Williams? Bobby Hanson? Livingston?? The Bulls bench was hot overrated garbage in the 90’s.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
got any Kush?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Ever heard of Steve Kerr? The guy that is ruining the Suns right now.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Sucks getting your period right before basketball camp. Ibuprofen works wonders for cramps!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Just saw one of the greatest quotes ever on the bottom line during SC.
Assistant GM for the Clippers regarding Blake Griffin as the #1 pick: “We made the decision in June of 2008. If we got the #1 pick, we were going to take him.”
So, you mean to tell me that you were planning on tanking the season as far back as June of last year?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
um…Andy “The Dick” Bruiser?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I think it would be the butthole bruiser, no?
May 20th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Will Irish vs. NickP meet expectations? Can the Cincinnati kid” come up with some stat to piss off and confuse the Magic’s biggest fan? Or will Irish call Stan Van Gundy and ask him personally, “how much does Lebron suck”? Stay tuned.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I just bought a handle of Johnny Walker Red for 30 bucks. Good times.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:00 am
Assistant GM for the Clippers regarding Blake Griffin as the #1 pick: “We made the decision in June of 2008. If we got the #1 pick, we were going to take him.€
So, you mean to tell me that you were planning on tanking the season as far back as June of last year?
Nah, Elgin Baylor started doing that back in ‘87 as a way of saving on scouting. They’d identify the #1 guy a year ahead, play shitty as usual, and pick the guy they decided on the year before. They do it every year.
Save a lot of scouting salary and travel expenses that way.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:00 am
Souvenir, how else do you explain Dunleavy keeping his job?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:01 am
well he does really like kobe.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:02 am
well played SG.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:02 am
JPQ – Now I understand why Olawakandi sucked so bad!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:03 am
JPQ – Now I understand why Olawakandi sucked so bad!
exactly, they pick them after they have peaked-lol
May 21st, 2009 at 12:04 am
Must be it since on this blog if someone like me comes here and speaks the truth about your beloived piece of shit teams I must be a dick cause you fucks cant handle reality and the truth of it all.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:04 am
didn’t he start?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:05 am
No clue Mak. NO clue. How does anyone in that organization keep their job? Is 2010 the year for the Clippers? The Cardinals and Rays proved that cellar dwellers can do it!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:07 am
@SuperAndy, why don’t you give these guys a look? Maybe they speak your truth and reality
/desperate times
//desperate measures
May 21st, 2009 at 12:07 am
91-93 was Cartwright, Grant, Pippen, Jordan and Pax. 96-98 was Rodman, Longley, Pippen, Ron Harper and Jordan.
The only other bench guys I can think of off the top of my head were scrubs like Randy Brown and Rusty LaRue. But he did have some help off the bench with Kerr, B.J Armstrong and Toni Kukoc. They were solid off the bench.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am
your like the Morpheus of this blog…set us free
May 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am
still waiting…
May 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am
Missed the game entirely (just got back from the Sox game).
Ortiz hit his first HR of the season…
Full post on that tomorrow, right?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:09 am
jpq…that was cold.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:09 am
SuperAndy, I’m pretty sure everyone hates you because you write incoherent dribble, you know less about sports than my 4 year old nephew, and you tend to think your insults are a lot funnier than they actually are. But to each his own.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:10 am
jpq how dare you. We may only have one serious post per 3 days, but we don’t allow total morons to comment.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:11 am
you guys let me comment all the time..
May 21st, 2009 at 12:11 am
jpq how dare you. We may only have one serious post per 3 days, but we don’t allow total morons to comment.
I thought mrejr posted there all the time
/KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//too easy
May 21st, 2009 at 12:12 am
mrejr: simple minds….
May 21st, 2009 at 12:12 am
I love how mrejr beat jpq to the punch there.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:13 am
They had a couple of good players, Hodges was great too. Still, I don’t think they ever went more than seven deep. Hardly worthy of a nickname, even one as terrible as “Jordan-aires”.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:14 am
SG and JPQ – I say we start a rally cry for a hockey thread tomorrow night…or Friday since that’s when the Hawks play.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:14 am
359+ posts! the NBA is back! All thanks to SuperAndy!!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:16 am
thanks archie bunker.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:17 am
who wants nail polish all over their clothes? seriously you gotta think before you post dude. i do it at least once a month(or year).
May 21st, 2009 at 12:17 am
Would you prefer “guys-who-had-the-easiest-job-in-the-mid-to-late-1990s”? I can’t really be creative on this one…
You’re right though. They were probably 7-8 deep in most seasons. But you can’t pick a guy on Cleveland’s bench right now that stands up well against guys like Kukoc, Hodges, Kerr or Armstrong.
And I forgot to /mrejr fire away…on that last post.
KIDDING mrejr…
May 21st, 2009 at 12:17 am
SuperAndy once again proving how unoriginal he is at insulting people. Yawn.
I think I’m going to go see Terminator tomorrow night. I fucking despise the Penguins so I have no interest in watching them. As for Friday, I’ll be at the game.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:17 am
Fuck it seems like more fun to hang out here. I’m putting in the GG ALLIN DVD right now.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:18 am
caroll o’connor is rolling over in his grave
May 21st, 2009 at 12:19 am
HOC-KEY! HOC-KEY!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:19 am
May 21st, 2009 at 12:20 am
i am having too much fun making fun of SA…i dont know if i should be having fun doing it though because i never make fun of the mentally handicapped.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:20 am
SG- I hate you. Tried to get tickets for so long and only came up with SRO. I’d prefer to watch at home then stand.
Commit to the Indian.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:22 am
i am having too much fun making fun of SA…i dont know if i should be having fun doing it though because i never make fun of the mentally handicapped.
I know how you feel mrejr. The only person who can make fun of blacks and the mentally retarded and get away with it is Obama.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:23 am
I’d be jealous too. It’s ok. Not everyone can watch boring hockey.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:23 am
My bad. Carry on!
Is being a Kobe fan considering me mentally handicapped? Shouldn’t I get special treatment at work then? Or at least more money?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:24 am
man i miss hockey
May 21st, 2009 at 12:25 am
SC – Season ticket holder, hence the tickets. There are a ton of tickets up for sale on the Blackhawks ticket center in all three levels (I think it’s called Ticket Exchange).
May 21st, 2009 at 12:25 am
SG – LINK PLEASE!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:25 am
How does it feel to have more than 1 talented player on your team Orlando?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:26 am
man i miss hockey
So do I
/lives 15 minutes from FL Panthers arena
//like not having a team in my area
May 21st, 2009 at 12:27 am
think we can make it to 400? where are the west coasters when you need them?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:28 am
Fuck I’ll help bring this to 400. GG Allin (RIP) just said that their tours never end when scheduled for two reasons: 1) Jail or 2) Someone in the band ends up in the hospital
May 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
Kobe > Lebron?
Lebron did lose…
May 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
how are the blackhawks doing?
/serious
//bandwagon
May 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
I’m off til Tuesday so I’m doing nothing but watching Rambo on….wait, Country Music Channel?
How does that work?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
@duder: if I were to peruse any of the 9,764 LeBron comments made in the last week, at least 5,912 of them indicated how incredible Mo, Delonte West, that bushy haired Serbian/whatever he is, and the bald guy who looks like Right Said Fred were unbelievable in every way.
/laughing because I know jack about the NBA, and even I could tell they sucked
May 21st, 2009 at 12:31 am
“Jury convicts singer who defecated”
^THAT is a headline, people.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:31 am
If we get one post for every Darts Championsip SuperAndy has, we’ll be almost there…
May 21st, 2009 at 12:32 am
just got home..how the fuck does lebron james not take that last shot?..i dont care if hes covered or not…delonte west is delonte west for a reason
magic would have swept the corpse celtics if they played like that for 4 straight games
May 21st, 2009 at 12:32 am
/fix’d
//he’s old’d
May 21st, 2009 at 12:32 am
Kobes teammates > LeBrons teammates. And its not even close, as Ive said all along. Sticking with the Magic in 6, Lakers in 5. Lakers should win it all in 6 games. Too deep and talented for anyone to handle in a 7 game series.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:33 am
mrejr: It’s not pretty.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:34 am
SC – It’s on the Blackhawks home page. Look for the Ticket Exchange link right under the main headline window.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:34 am
@jpq
Those dudes definitely didn’t show up tonight. I don’t know if that’s a worse sign for Cleveland or Orlando…
May 21st, 2009 at 12:35 am
Because we comment less on the internet, we’re losers? Nice logic.
It slows to a crawl because we don’t have enough stupidity to pick apart.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:35 am
jpq Ive been saying how terrible his teammates were. Its basically a one man team.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:35 am
No one is dening that the Lakers are the most “talented” team left in the playoffs. The only problem is sometimes they play like sportsgal on her 28th day(no offense).
May 21st, 2009 at 12:36 am
laughing because I know jack about the NBA, since Bob Cousy retired
/fix’d
//he’s old’d
he retired?
/senile too
@Mak: I know how you enjoy my age and superior intellect
May 21st, 2009 at 12:37 am
Well, Brian Campbell isn’t pretty…Hawks got dominated in game 1 but looked pretty good in game 2. Khabi isn’t getting help from his defense and is struggling with the odd-man rush or breakaways.
Ok. I promise. I’ll stop.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:37 am
That’s because you have the heart of a champion. A 14-time champion even.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:37 am
By the way, the tickets on there aren’t cheap. Doubt you’ll find anything for face unless you look on the site the day of the game.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:38 am
They fuck random dudes?
May 21st, 2009 at 12:38 am
400 comments!
woooooooooooooo
/ Ric Flair’d
May 21st, 2009 at 12:38 am
SC- Campbell was probably their best player in game two. Except for Toews of course.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:38 am
There you guys got to 400. My job is done.
/OUT
May 21st, 2009 at 12:39 am
@duder: then you must be in the 3,800 comments not blowing the whole team.
Those dudes definitely didn’t show up tonight. I don’t know if that’s a worse sign for Cleveland or Orlando…
I’d say worse for Cleveland, since they just lost home court
May 21st, 2009 at 12:39 am
success.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:40 am
By the way, that is the Cavs 2nd most talented player. LeBron has admitted such on multiple occasions.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:40 am
With age comes wisdom, jpq. What can I say? Age also comes with dementia, Alzheimers, arthritis, and having to take blue pills for “special moments”. One out of five ain’t bad.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:41 am
Brian Campbell is the only defenseman on the team that’s playing decent. Yes, he gave up the turnover at the end of the game last night, but Keith and Seabrook have been the result of WAY more goals than Campbell’s one mistake yesterday.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:41 am
I know he’s the offensive defenseman, but I wish he would play a little more defense. We already have one big Buff. If anyone needs to play better though, it’s Kane. He’s not handling the puck well and everyone is turning it over in the neutral zone.
I don’t know if I’ve seen Detroit turn it over yet…
May 21st, 2009 at 12:42 am
Thanks Andy!!! You’re the greatest(insert joke here) eva!!
/goodnite, peoples.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:44 am
mak: I do have a little arthritis here and there from old sports injuries (you guys just wait!), and a little Vitamin V never hurt anybody but this guy
/i’m out
May 21st, 2009 at 12:46 am
Thanks for the tip SG. I’ll check it on game day.
/Also out
May 21st, 2009 at 12:48 am
Penis!
/I’ll show myself out
May 21st, 2009 at 12:48 am
SC – Campbell’s defense has been pretty damn good. He’s shut down lanes, blocked shots, and controlled the puck. I was one of his biggest critics during the regular season, but he has stepped it up in the playoffs. As for Kane, he keeps trying to make a move on Lidstrom and that’s just not going to happen. I haven’t seen him turn it over that often in the neutral zone, but I have seen him turn it over in the offensive zone when he tries to make a stick move on Lidstrom. He needs some guidance on how to be a better all around player (including learning to back check and use his speed on the dump and chase). Scotty Bowman will see to that.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:49 am
good night, and good luck.
May 21st, 2009 at 12:50 am
last one out, hit the lights.
May 21st, 2009 at 1:08 am
Guess I’m late to this party.
May 21st, 2009 at 1:08 am
420!!!!
/ high school’d
May 21st, 2009 at 2:37 am
hahahahahhahaa
hahahahahahha
hahahhahahahaha
Suck it Cleveland. Lebron James is such a fucking pussy bitch he won’t even take the most important shot in the Cavs entire season.
HAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cleveland is never gonna win shit. This is hilarious!!!!!! Almost as funny as the Magic being 16/1 underdogs in the series!!!! I’m gonna rake!!!!
May 21st, 2009 at 8:25 am
Wrong again TBL
May 21st, 2009 at 8:30 am
what a bunch of fucking idiots on here. Calling the series over at halftime
May 21st, 2009 at 8:37 am
I didn’t, Irish. Does that make me the smartest commenter on TBL?
/has no shame
May 21st, 2009 at 8:39 am
I saw that Mak