lopezThrowing a baseball sixty feet with reasonable accuracy appears simple, but for the male celebrity it can be fraught with peril.  Here is Mario Lopez.

If you are male, of firm constitution and under the age of 60 you cannot scooch in to the infield.  I don’t care if it will get your sneakers dirty.  You should have considered that before you got to the ballpark.  Tucked in jersey.  Fabulous form, but not in a good way.  You once played an athlete on TV.  At least pretend.

McConaughey is much better.  Focused.  Solid Form.  On the mound.  Has a glove.  Appropriate sneaker choice.

Tom Hanks is getting it done.  He looks like someone his age attending a baseball game.  He roots for the Indians.  He has an excellent follow through.  He does not need to be buttressed by faux athletic wear.  No matter the situation, Tom Hanks is bringing the heat.