Jeremy Shockey Hospitalized for Dehydration
1-liner, NFL May 24th. 2009, 9:38pmShockey Hospitalized: Jeremy Shockey was brought to the hospital on a stretcher by paramedics. He lost consciousness during a pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. The Saints say Shockey was “dehydrated” and will be “fine.” (TMZ)
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May 24th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
he was also treated for sandinhisvagitis
May 24th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
An attention whore calls an ambulance. Anyone else jump in the damn pool & drinks a glass of water. What a fag.
May 25th, 2009 at 7:05 am
subtraction by addition
May 25th, 2009 at 9:03 am
everythings fuckin closed on memorial day excepty for restaurants. fuck the service industry, i’ve never been more interested in being replaced by a robot in my entire life.
May 25th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Sponge
- You need to get yourself a Surrogate.
May 25th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Saw that last week sanders, why would you make your surrogate look like yourself if you’re Bruce Willis? Wouldn’t you rather look like somone who isnt 50?
May 25th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Tastes like Bladerunner with a hint of Matrix and a pinch of invasion of the body snatchers