Stop Us if You’ve Heard This One Before …
1-liner, College Football June 3rd. 2009, 9:30amCollege Football: Mack Brown, Jim Tressel, Houston Nutt, and Rick Neuheisel are sleeping in bunk beds in a Middle East joint that used to belong to Saddam Hussein … (Zone Blitz via UCLA’s website)
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June 3rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
enjoy that depleted uranium. I know i will.
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:36 am
They should have brought some of their Blue Chip recruits along to make them realize where they would be if they were not so gifted.
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
They should have brought some of their Blue Chip recruits along to make them realize where they would be if they were not so gifted.
but then they would have had to sit on a bus or plane for HOURS! Oh the humanity!
/Mangina’d
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:42 am
I know where tbl will be tomorrow night
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:43 am
houston nutt bangs dudes, so i’m sure he is used to sleeping in the same room with a bunch of other guys.
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 am
Did not know that sweater vest came in camo
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:20 am
a funnier take on the trip.
i would follow senator tressel into hell.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:21 am
what the hell’s going on here? no mention of ncaa pools?
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:27 am
If a player would have joined them, it would have been considered a violation
/probably
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
You already live in Ohio
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
I know where tbl will be tomorrow night
He already has a Mark Sanchez Fathead
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:36 am
I heard Tressel is also going to Gitmo to see if he can pick up a few recruits
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:39 am
ohio isn’t hell. missourah? now THAT’S hell. well, more like the bermuda triangle. oh wait! michigan! where the sign above the state line says “abandon all hope ye who enter here.”
i heard [new purdue coach] isn’t picking up any recruits…so business as usual, i guess.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
These guys could find Osama Bin Laden if you gave him a profile and 4 stars on rivals.com
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
well…most of them could.
mack brown can’t find recruits outside the state of texas though…then again, it’s not like he tries.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
mack brown can’t find recruits outside the state of texas though…then again, it’s not like he needs.
/fixed
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
VYSausage…yea, i should’ve put that in there.
then again, i think mack brown is a fucktard supreme so…
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
i heard [new purdue coach] isn’t picking up any recruits…so business as usual, i guess.
Danny Hope took in every kid from Florida that all the good schools didn’t want, which is better than Tiller getting all the kids from Ohio and Indiana that the good schools didn’t want. Plus, we got Robert Marve, who sounds like Jeff George reincarnate, which is perfect for Purdue, since they had that douchebag also.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 am
Badger –
Houston Nutt probably banged this office interim that sent this update from UCLA…. as he mistook him for a reporter, seeing as HDN never turns down a chance to bang a reporter.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:19 am
I wish Mack would recruit out of state more. He has a hard enough time jockeying for recruits with the 9 other FBS teams in the state, not to mention the land thieves to the north and the Cajuns to the east stealing kids from Texas as well.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
then again, i think mack brown is a fucktard supreme so…
And yet, he can still beat the Team of the Millennium.
/proving that it’s not just mediocre teams that can beat USC
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:23 am
you meant to say 8, right? ATM is hardly FBS quality anymore and they aren’t getting anyone.
/sad because i like em
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
as long as they have the best player in college football history (pre-tebow).
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
I wish Mack would recruit out of state more. He has a hard enough time jockeying for recruits with the 9 other FBS teams in the state, not to mention the land thieves to the north and the Cajuns to the east stealing kids from Texas as well.
Why did we have to get cocky and steal Ryan Perrilloux from him?