You Can Buy Dan Marino’s Palace for $13.5 Million
Media Gossip/Musings June 11th. 2009, 1:45pm
NFL analyst Dan Marino of CBS Sports is attempting to unload his 15,000 square foot, 4-acre monstrosity in Weston, Florida, but at $13.5 million, he’s finding no takers. So the Hall of Famer (with no titles), is willing to throw in $1.5 million worth of furniture and a signed football (estimated value: $500). Cool feature on the mansion: a 5,000 bottle wine cellar.
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June 11th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I didn’t know professional athletes made a lot of money and could afford to buy large houses. Learn something new everyday.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
That pool is pretty sweet.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
So why is he moving? Did he blow it all on whores?
June 11th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
What’s the property tax on that thing?
June 11th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
OT
She takes a lot of shit on this site, but Megan Fox had pretty decent Q+A over at EW.com. Very smart and self-aware I would link, but it caused moderation last time i posted.
/smart and hot
//basing this off one interview
///bring on the hate
June 11th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Jake Taylor made the league minimum and rented a small house with Rick Vaughn
June 11th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
The thing I don’t like about Megan Fox is that she likes to say she doesn’t think she’s hot. Either she’s phony as hell, or she’s got a lot of issues. Either way, I like her for what she is on the outside.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
kids are all out of the house, so they’re downsizing.
even with 3 kids, did they really need 15,000 sq feet?
June 11th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Does the wine come with the house? And, are there any 1997 Montalcino di Brunellos in the cellar?
June 11th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
How much to live in the poolhouse Dan?
June 11th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
kids are all out of the house, so they’re downsizing.
even with 3 kids, did they really need 15,000 sq feet?
Most the child care books I’ve perused recommend 4000 sq feet per child, and at least 2000 sq feet so you and your wife can have “personal space.”
June 11th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Toss in a Super Bowl ring and I’m sold.
/dick
June 11th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
fine choice from the vintage of the decade.
you sir, are a connoisseur .
June 11th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
kids are all out of the house, so they’re downsizing.
even with 3 kids, did they really need 15,000 sq feet?
How big is the wife?
/Eddie George’d
June 11th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Yeah…but her thumbs are weird.
/nitpick’d
//don’t actually care
June 11th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Even with like 10 kids, that’s a TON of space.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
jpq, you’ve found your new place.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
@Spencer – you’re more of a golf guy then me. Care to rip this apart for me?
/shudders
June 11th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
megan fox is one of a million, all depends on taste. not hers, yours
the nice thing about celebrity trim is that you can be as picky as you like because you’ll never meet them let alone meat them.
try doing a top-ten thing with yourself–women i’d spend a night with, not just bedding (that’s guaranteed), but hanging out, too. the extra standard of hanging out makes you pick someone you think might be cool or funny or smart conversation.
alanis morrissette, theron, madonna (about 20 years ago), jewel, neve campbell (see what i mean about personal taste), carla gugino, M.I.A., lady miss keir (15 years ago, the lead singer of DeeLite)
June 11th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@vezina – can my whole top ten just being going to hockey games with Elisha Cuthbert?
June 11th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
wow, i didn’t mean to turn this into facebook. sorry fellas, re-reading is a bitch
June 11th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I rather slit my wrists then spend a minute with Madonna, at any point in time. Good call on Lady Miss Keir. Groove is in the heart.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
SC…left a comment for you over there. not a bad list, we just have different tastes.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
souven ear, only if you pull a muscle
June 11th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I wonder if he bought that with his “Ace Ventura” royalties…
June 11th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
NutraSystem = cash money. he and golic swam naked in that pool
June 11th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
For Sale: Cozy Family Home (FSBO)
3415 Stallion Lane, Fort Lauderdale
15,000 Sq. Feet
4-acre
5,000 bottle wine cellar
includes $1.5 million worth of furniture
Solid Oak Trophy Case for the Lombardi Trophy (like brand new!)
Contact D. Marino
June 11th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Solid Oak Trophy Case for the Lombardi Trophy (like brand new!)
Contact D. Marino
+1
June 11th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
How about an AFC Championship ring and a box of doughnuts?
June 11th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
What’s the property tax on that thing?
$62,000/year
jpq, you’ve found your new place.
@tkmsu: actually, he owns another house where I live, never moved in, and can’t sell that either.
http://mlsimage.fnisrediv.com/ListingImages/usvlsh-h/images/5340613.jpg
He’s been trying to sell that Weston house for years. He wanted like $20-$22 million at one point, and has been dropping it ever since. I’ve driven by it, and it’s unbelievable.
Tons of athletes live out there (Canseco, Manny, many others), but that house is like no other in Weston
June 11th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
jpq: What do you do for a living that you can afoord to live in that neighborhood?
June 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
jpq: What do you do for a living that you can afoord to live in that neighborhood?
I do OK and I married well-lol
If Sparty was here, he’d tell you (as he lived less than a mile from the house pic I linked. I live about 2 miles away). There are some VERY big cribs in the town I live in. I don’t happen to live in one like that, though. Kind of a “starter Jr. McMansion”
June 11th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
florida blows, unless you own a boat or a theme park or are a bondsman
June 11th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
jpq used to roll with Juice and Rick James back in the day. The guy is a legend. True story by the way.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
duder you suck cock for a living, right?
June 11th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
you told that story before, it was hilarious
June 11th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I know, but I guess after the myspace thing, I was a little pissed. Something about pedophilia that kinda turns me off. If you weren’t slamming again, I apologize. If you were, then…well…I’ll..
June 11th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
joking, btw teen meaning 18,19. I stand by the joke.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
all right. truce
June 11th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
/fixed