How did TBL ignore this? Josh Elliott must have mystical powers to keep him away from a story this big. Gisele has been impregnated by NFL super-duper-star and noted hat-wearer, Tom Brady. Let’s go to Page 6 for the creepy details:

“Pregnancy rumors have been swirling around the catwalk queen since early in May, when we first sighted Bundchen walking out of a Park Avenue OB-GYN medical office with her pigskin-playing spouse.”

There you have it. Brady is now on his way to having children by 2 of the most beautiful women alive. I wonder if he’ll become a stay-at-home Dad? For more “details,” check these Google results.