The Hockey Offseason: Malkin’s Girlfriend, Oksana Kondakova
1-liner, NHL June 22nd. 2009, 2:00pm
Evgeni Malkin: He’s back with his ex-girlfriend, Oksana Kondakova. They met at a club back in Russia while she was married, and kept in touch when he left for the NHL. She got a divorce, is reportedly in the States now, and they’re back together. [Big League Screw]
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June 22nd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
a 1-liner with a picture!?!? doesn’t this disrupt the space-time continuum or something?
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Looks like a Russian Cameron Diaz (before she got weird looking)
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Is Malkin the Penguins star that actually showed up for the Finals?
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Cameron Diaz got weird looking? pics?
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
She weighs like ninety pounds now. Look at her in The Mask, she was so much hotter.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:13 pm
a book deal for the witty guy behind look at this fucking hipster!!
http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6666459.html
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
The Conn Smythe probably turned her on.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
who buys those website books like stuff white people like? anyone other than 17 year olds who find it at urban outfitters? let’s take an idea that seems clever and becomes less funny each time you hear it and make a book out of it.
/be sharps’d
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I bought the Tucker Max book and a third of the way through just thought ‘why am I reading this shit?’ and haven’t looked at it since. I keep it in the freezer where it can’t hurt me.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
This is my favorite of those types of websites.
/probably because my dad could have passed as him.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
i cant wait for the founder of letstakeapicturesoffunnypeopleandputthemontheinternet.com(or ltapoffpaptoti.com) to get a book deal. i really want to read their opinions on life,polotics, hair styling and botany
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Spot on. She was never hotter than she was in that movie.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
i should be mad at you Mole, but since you know you did something wrong that is punishment enough.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Look at her in The Mask, she was so much hotter.
Spot on. She was never hotter than she was in that movie.
She’s been going downhill since then and lately, that hill has gotten steeper. She isn’t even attractive anymore.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Cameron Diaz went downhill quickly after The Mask.
I’m glad most of of us share this point of view. I’ve barked it for years.
My favorite of these humor sites is textsfromlastnight.com. Epic stuff on there.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
KCResident - Great minds. Had no idea you wrote that before my post.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
She’s had better days
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/The_Hum/20070419/425.diaz.katzenberg.041907.jpg
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
She isn’t even attractive anymore
/Pitt’d
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Yes!! I have wasted so much time on that site. My personal favorite was this one:
1-Dude, I’m, so wasted
1b-Steve, this is john’s mom
1c-I can’t wait to stick it in your ass
1d-this is still John’s mom
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
another classic:
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I was once linked to a sight (maybe from here) with captioned pictures of dogs dressed in clothes. It was funny. Then halfway through, one of the pictures was actually of a dressed up dog pooping, which that stupid site had borrowed from a site called Dogs Pooping. I clicked that, and was busy looking/laughing/entertaining myself looking at dogs pooping on the computer, when all the while, I can look outside, and see that dogs pooping is not only unfunny, but happening very near me, nearly all the time.
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
/fixed
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 am
Cameron Diaz please …she was not hot in that chick flick “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” and that was some time ago. She has too much of a muppet mouth.
Now this Oksana on the other hand …geez on this site we have never struck out with an Oksana you know? It’s just one of those hot chick names like Alexis, Anastasia, Candy, Gabrielle/Gabriella, Destiny, Charmaine, Vanessa, et cetera …