Sean Avery, Mark Sanchez To Battle Over Model
NFL, NHL, Video June 23rd. 2009, 9:00am
How’s this for timing – last week, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez told a newspaper he was single; last night, another athlete from Gotham was making a move on his ex-girl, model Hilary Rhoda: Noted cad Sean Avery. The hockey player’s building quite a resume.

Is this the case of a model feeling dumped, and rebounding with a another athlete that’s sure to make headline? Sure feels like it. Next week: David Lee of the Knicks.
What are the chances Sanchez meets the press at some point this season and drops a sloppy seconds reference? Would Goodell even suspend him for that?
Oh, and the Sanchez news never stops: Last week in a radio interview, Jim Nantz of CBS talked about where he and Phil Simms might be for their season opener, and the answer was Houston. The Jets open at the Texans, and Nantz seemed certain that’s where he was headed. His reasons were three-fold: Two big TV markets, the 1st career start for Sanchez (has anyone informed Kellen Clemens?), and the Texans are on the rise (fortified defense + healthy QB = playoffs?).
SANCHEZ’S GIRL HILARY RHODA SEEN CANOODLING WITH SEAN AVERY (NY Post)
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June 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 am
is that Rachel Hunter?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 am
Hype Machine!!
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:14 am
Avery LOVES his sloppy seconds
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 am
Clearly this girl doesn’t spend nearly enough time reading sports blogs and watching ESPN commentary.
Also, Mark Sanchez looks deranged in that picture.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 am
seems like a battle of douchey proportions
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:19 am
Now everybody talkin’ ’bout us, I could give a fuck, I’d be tha first one to bomb and cuss, tell me how you want it.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:20 am
sanders, i tossed in that Jets-Texans CBS item just for you, buddy. Yup, the hype machine is rolling
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 am
Threadjack: Ed McMahon dies at age 86.
Guess he had to go announce Johnny.
/threadjack
Sean Avery: known tool.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 am
To all those predicting the Texans to win the AFC South this season, I point you to the 2008 Jacksonville Jaguars. With four AFC playoff spots already locked up (Pats, Colts, Steelers, Chargers), that leaves a lot of teams battling for two slots. My money’s on the Ravens and Jags taking the wild card bids this year.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:27 am
i hope you’re right, tbl. I thought after going 7-9 in 2004 they would make the playoffs. They went 2-14. Previous records mean shit
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:29 am
waiting on the texans, also known as waiting for godot
not sold on the ravens. 1 year wonders? Lost scott. defense a year older.
lost defensive coach. would need to check and see what other FA losses they had/free agents acquired
first 3 road games are brutal: SD, NE, Minny. at BEST, they’re 3-3 going into the bye.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:30 am
Two playoff teams meet in Atlanta week 1 (Dolphins/Falcons), The Colts are playing the Jags on CBS too.
But of course. But by all means, cover two teams that didn’t make the playoffs last year, because one of them is in New York, and some guy from USC might start for them.
/here we fucking to again
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 am
Colts are a lock this year? Is Peyton still taking his complaints public?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Comin up as a n*gga in the cash game
livin in the fast lane
I’m for real
/anne hathaway sang this song in havoc, I still haven’t gotten it out of my mind
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 am
u know every nhl player is waiting to drop the sloppy line on avery
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am
miami vs. atlanta is not sexy at all. the dolphins got lucky as hell with the schedule last year, and the offense is unwatchable.
the falcons i’ll give you.
jay – the sooner you remind yourself that these TV stations are in it for the money, the less chance you’ll have of a heart attack. (and yes, i agree it is ridiculous that the jets/texans game could be on TV)
colts/jags is the other game nantz said was in the hopper.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am
Can we re-name the Texans the 88’s for their perpetual 8-8 record?
Playoffs: One garbage team always rises up (ex: 08 ‘Fins), and ITS NOT THE JETS. Tough call in the AFC. Here’s who fits the bill:
Bills: POS – T.O., NEG – T.O., Jauron
Jets: POS – Play in NJ, so must be good; NEG – Rook QB
Browns POS – Coach that’s not Romeo; NEG – Mental make-up of a crazy woman (redundant I know)
Bengals – Healthy Carson; Neg – Heinous D, loss of TJ
Chiefts – No Herm, solid QB; Neg – Still green
Raiders – No f*ing way
Texans – Doomed to 8-8? Chip on their shoulder maybe?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am
+1 TBL for the Beckett reference.
“We’ll hang ourselves tomorrow. Unless Godot comes.”
Appropriate for Texans fans, of you substitute “playoffs” for “Godot?”
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:39 am
If Matthew Stafford and Marian Hossa were fighting over the same chick, would this be news?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 am
Not to belabor this point, but Kevin Duckworth also died.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 am
yes, because Stafford is ghey.
/science
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 am
who’s the girl?
are their publicists leaking stuff to a paper?
what is a marian hossa?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 am
Isn’t it an old wooden ship?
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 am
Ill wait for godot. Its gotta happen sooner or later. Ill cry myself to sleep if manning is still throwing 3 tds against us when hes 40.
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 am
how much of a lock are the colts? i thought they got lucky last year with a couple results to get to the playoffs.
how did they improve this offseason?
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:06 am
thank you tbl. I have a colts fan in my house and i hope the tables are turned.
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am
I can’t flippin’ stand the term “canoodling.” And the Chargers aren’t a lock for anything–if Merriman doesn’t come back close to what he was, they’ll have the same pass rushing issues they had last year…
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
HotChicksWithDoucheBags.com needs to get Sean Avery up there ASAP!
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Ah this is a fine example of not really news, but just New York gossip spewed again to a national audience. (Vomit)
Let’s see what happens with coverage of Sanchez on this site especially if he does not perform well on the field, as is likely for any rookie in the NFL.
We already know that BSPN will overhype it like they do that Romo.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Yes, i’m a little late but I love it how everyone is so quick to label Avery a douche, tool, etc. If he had more of a “good guy” rep, he would just be another bachelor on a night out. He’s a good looking, single guy in NYC who knows how to party and does it well. Trust if he did manage to bang out Sanchez’s chick, after seeing that guy in action she probably ran to Avery. Avery’s harmless now Sanchez and his ill (meaning bad) game should be cited.
“When you shine all these haters wanna talk down” – Maino (only appropriate time to quote “Hi Hater”…