Bring your guns to this picnic … Vontae Davis had his identity stolen … the beautiful Jessica White has something to share (it’s sad) … nutjob soaks baby with lighter fluid … man shoots innocent woman, compares himself to FrankensteinBilly Bob Thornton’s daughter in handcuffs … the last reported photo of Michael Jackson …

Why the general public hates the media. (Vanity Fair)

Our fantasy team thanks Joey Votto for returning to the Reds: 4-for-5, a homer and three RBI. (Toronto Star, Enquirer)

Seahawks 2nd year FB Owen Schmitt popped for drunk driving. (Renton Reporter)

Traina’s friends with Erin Andrews and Jason Kidd’s ex-girlfriend? (Hot Clicks)

Somebody slipped in a brilliant sign behind home plate last night in Atlanta. (No, You’re a Towel)

“Each and every offseason bringing so much attention to himself. It’s just really a disappointment to hear that time and time again,.” Who could Rodney Harrison be talking about? (Dan Patrick Show)

John Daly’s failed lawsuit will cost him $271k in lawyer fees. (CBS Sports)

Remember when Kareem was in airplane? Cool. (Go Vols)

Karate should totally be added to the 2016 Olympics. (The Atlantic)

The buzzards begin to circle around the doctor who helped Manny cheat. With any luck, we’ll get more names. (ESPN)

Mike Lupica’s douchebaggary knows no bounds. Upstaging Mickelson? The jerk store called, etc. (Deadspin)

ESPN caption refers to Shaq’s time in Phoenix as an abomination. (Oh Comedy, You Slay Me)

Fashion statement: Soccer players with guns on their t-shirts. (Unprofessional Foul)

And our favorite Michael Jackson song.