Mushnick on Boomer and Carton’s Sex-Themed “Ambush” of Jennifer Capriati
Media Gossip/Musings, Tennis June 26th. 2009, 3:30pm
Jennifer Capriati was once the number one rated women’s tennis player in the world. She won three Grand Slam titles, an Olympic Gold Medal, and over $10 million in prize money. She returned to the top after battling personal and drug troubles. She was a great American athlete. She also likely will appear no longer on WFAN.
Capriati was a “guest†on Boomer and Carton to promote her tennis event, “hilarity†ensued and, not surprisingly, the New York Post’s Phil Mushnick weighed in.
Monday, Carton and Boomer Esiason had on 33-year-old Jennifer Capriati, the now inactive tennis prodigy, once ranked No. 1 and the winner of three Grand Slam events. She apparently was under the impression she was on FAN to promote an event she and Jim Courier were headlining in Rockefeller Center. She seemed to have no idea who Carton is nor what he does. She likely thought he’s a let’s-talk-sports morning drive radio host. At first.
But, Carton soon began asking her about her body, and then whether she’d have sex with a woman, and then whether she’d engage in a threesome with him and another woman. She caught on; Carton’s another radio low-life bottom feeder, and she was the target of his ambush.
Mushnick crushes Carton, but obscures a more salient issue. In the age of supposed equality, why is one of the most prominent female athletes of the past twenty-five years being subjected to sexual harassment?
Would Carton inquire about the sexual habits of male athletes? Would Boomer have tolerated his partner asking such questions of someone who has played in “The National Football League?â€Â I’m guessing most radio hosts would not bring up condom usage while interviewing Shawn Kemp.
Is this double standard a serious issue, or is Carton a harmless, unfunny Howard Stern?
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June 26th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
/from the Department of Redundancy Department
June 26th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
In other news, Capriati is now looking for a new agent.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Carton is fucking terrible.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
carton just isnt funny. thats the difference between him and stern. stern could take a jenny c interview and make it classic. carton just made u squirm
June 26th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Never heard of Boomer and Carton
June 26th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Mushnick is god.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
How is this news? The guy shouldn’t have a job, let alone get more publicity for it.
I’m all for hilarity. I even fashion myself as a funny guy. This? Not funny.
I hope she sues his dumb ass, sends all the money to charity, and gets him fired. Then people can make fun of him standing in a homeless shelter line.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Boomer Esiason.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Never heard of this guy either.
/fly over country’d
//I’d fuck her
June 26th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Carton is a Yankee bashing idiot…tries way too hard to be funny and he ends his sentences with, “yeah”.
“You agree the Yankees suck, yeah?”
June 26th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Why is NFL in quotes?
June 26th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Boomer Esiason
Who?
June 26th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Capriati is starting to look like a younger Rachel Ray.
/would still go there in a heartbeat
June 26th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Boomer > Aikman
June 26th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Do you think this jagoff would do this to Chris Evert? How about Lisa Leslie?
yeah, probably.
what a couple of fucking losers. The best part is that they masquerade as sports guys.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Because all football guys say “The National Football League” instead of NFL when they want to give it more sanctity.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Why is NFL in quotes?
Because it was the Bengals?
June 26th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Boomer Esiason > Jim Kelly
June 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
False, Aikman took his team to 3 rings and never had someone as good as Anthony Muñoz blocking for him.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Jim Rome would do it to Chris Everett.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@sparty- im a little disappointed you didnt break the Vinsanity trade yesterday
Hall of Famer Jim Kelly > Norman Julius
June 26th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
And yet WFAN tries to present itself like it’s the be-all, end-all of sports media…
This is why sports-talk radio gets its bad reputation–people like this asshat, enabled by people like Esiason, and put on the air by dumbass producers who think this is what “the market” wants. The intelligent and reasonable sports radio people out there (and there are a few, believe it or not) should call this guy out and start policing their own, before it’s all reduced to the lowest common denominator–like this Carton clown.
/OUT
/Rack Me
/BackBackBackBack
/Boo-yah
/Sick of being talked to by sports personalities like I’m 12!!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
pkiguy ftw?
June 26th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
That is all Carton talks about. Either that or the Mets of course. It is one thing to make jokes, but he just acts like a creep. I don’t know how Boomer just sits there.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
sorry about that one. but here is a direct quote from Vince today in regards to his number “I don’t know yet. I’ll have to see what’s available after we make all our moves.”
June 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
BRING BACK IMUS!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
CRM in my head it just made sense. After typing it, I realized it didn’t make sense, so I just added a “?” and moved on. I suggest you do the same sir walk away tall.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Never heard the show, but I bet it’d be better if it were the “Boomer and Ickey Show”
June 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
any way we can get the lede before the jump? what is this, deadspin?
June 26th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Not that nappy headed coot.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
i was kidding. what was worse is that they replaced him with francesa at first. ugh, two shows each day with him. it was terrible.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
what is this, deadspin?
someone help out the new guy
June 26th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Did Jennifer fire back at him at all? Did she hang up on them? He says that she caught on, but doesn’t really say what happened.
I always liked her.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Carton was an asshole when he worked in the Philly market and it looks like nothing has changed.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
please tell me this was sarcasm. aikmen had like 5 munozs blocking for him a decent TE a hall of fame rb a awesome fullback and a hall of ame wide reciever and a bad ass defense. he was a very good qb with very good tools.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
someone help out the new guy
I like having new guys. I was once a new guy. I like a lot of the new guys we’ve gotten.
I’ve got some reservations about this new guy.
June 26th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
help me out irish so we can reprise the whole “know your role, rookie” thing
June 26th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Other notable jennifers:
Love hewitt
Aniston
Esposito
June 26th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
This is like deadspin, except that the topics are better, the commenters aren’t as funny (but are sports experts and more interesting), and there is more US Weekly celebrity stuff (hats and the like). Enjoy your visit.
June 26th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I can only remember being an old guy.
/sigh
June 26th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
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June 26th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Carton is a See You Next Tuesday.
signed,
Eric Lindros
June 26th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Looking for your next PED player? Take a look at Capriati before her exile from the tour and after her exile. Her shoulders are broader and bigger. The biceps and the triceps are huge in the before and after photos.
Before anyone says she learned how to work out and eat right, so did Mark McGuire and Sammy Sossa. I guess working out means lifting a pill to your mouth and eating right means swallowing a liquid. She was on ‘roids.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
This.
/FARK’d
June 26th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
QFT.
June 27th, 2009 at 2:02 am
This is nitpicky who cares. Sure Ty has a point, but why is this being brought up now? This is just New York local homer radio shit again.
June 27th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Carton’s a no-talent schnook and fits perfectly with self-absorbed gasbag Esiason. By the way, when did Esiason get into the Hall-of-Fame with his 80-93 lifetime record as a starter, his 46 rating in his one Super Bowl and the fact that he reached the post-season twice (!!) in a 14-year career. Oh, he’s NOT in the HOF??? You’d never know it from listening to that pompous, inarticulate creep. But he’s a charter member of the Frauds Hall of Fame — guaranteed.