We Were Not Present to Rub Ana Ivanovic’s Thighs, So She Lost.
1-liner, Tennis June 29th. 2009, 12:30pm
Wimbledon: Federer rolled into the quarters with a straight-set victory today over Robin Soderling. Djokovic also was victorious. Tommy Haas, he of the hottest girlfriend in tennis (Sara Foster; sorry, Brooklyn Decker) won, too. Djokovic and Haas play for a spot in the semis. On the women’s side, Ana Ivanovic, seen here grimacing due to a painful thigh injury, was forced to retire against Venus Williams. Melanie Oudin, the 17-year-old American spitfire from Georgia, was beaten in straight sets by some chick from Poland. [Tennis scores]
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June 29th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I’m going with Brookie–despite the 5-head–over Foster–a younger, hotter version of Robin Wright Penn. Of course, there are no losers.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I’m present to rub Ana Ivanovic.