Percy Harvin, a Guy Who Might Need the Rookie Symposium, Bails Due to Illness
1-liner, NFL June 30th. 2009, 9:30amPercy Harvin: The Florida Gators star, who tumbled a bit in the draft after being linked to drugs (just marijuana), has fallen ill again. This time after arriving at the NFL Rookie Symposium. He was sent home. Pro Football Talk is reporting that Harvin may be called back to the Symposium if his sickness subsides. Is illness code for ‘oh snap, we’re getting tested here?’ [Star Tribune]
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June 30th, 2009 at 9:36 am
i bet percy just got some killa shit, maybe some northern lights…
i’d miss my own wedding if i got some northern lights.
June 30th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Orange Crush.
June 30th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Percy Harvey should called Corch Meyer for some advice on the matter.
/Go Gator’d
June 30th, 2009 at 9:39 am
spencer – I’d find an excuse to miss my own wedding too if my choice in brides was limited to fat chicks in hoodies.
/2018′d
June 30th, 2009 at 9:41 am
i got nothing.
so who’s the coach gonna be in tennessee in 2018?
June 30th, 2009 at 9:42 am
I’m working on my resume right now.
June 30th, 2009 at 9:45 am
so who’s the coach gonna be in tennessee in 2018?
I don’t know, but I see they signed their RB for that year yesterday
June 30th, 2009 at 9:45 am
his illness is code for:
“oh, shit. i forgot my stash. there’s no way i can go through a week of white people wearing collared shirts telling me to behave and obey the laws and show up for work on time without being toasty. at least i remembered to bring my bong.”
June 30th, 2009 at 9:56 am
percy harvin appears to have a weak immune system
June 30th, 2009 at 10:18 am
shit…id be pissed if i brought my bong but no chronic. id just stare at it and be like, what am i supposed to do with you? turn you into a lamp?
June 30th, 2009 at 10:32 am
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No,” she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore, I chose “Carmen.
“What’s your name” she said. He answered “B.J. Titsenfootball.”
June 30th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Hard to predict four coaches down the line.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Not a joke: There’s a mysterious Harvin absence from a game at South Carolina (he didn’t even travel) in 2007 that was explained away by migraines. That came under scrutiny with the positive test results.
But, uh, it’s now in question again? Basically, Harvin’s a Murcielago with a bum axel. He’s gonna be fantastic when that axel isn’t flying off to parts unknown; he doesn’t need marijuana to sabotage his own career if his body’s going to do it for him.
June 30th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Hutchins should be in charge of one liners. he keeps things concise.
June 30th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Damn the Vikes need to lock down Favre. Between his crazy-broad-ness, Harvin’s issues, Childress’s ineptitude, Purple Jesus being awesome… the Vikes will be train-wreck fun to watch…