Happy Birthday Cheryl Cole … the Republicans who could take down Obama in 2012 … a sick and twisted individual … Megan Fox said it, so it must be true: Transformers is for geniuses … this sounds like a painful way to go … what is the statute of limitations on hazing lawsuits? … goodbye, Vibe Magazine … don’t smoke pot and call the police and ask for a ride … seemingly random drive-by in Detroit sprays seven teenagers … random photos of ‘Alex’ from Lost on a subway … best survivor story you’ll read this week …

With Yao down, the Rockets have made Orlando’s Gortat their top priority. (Twitter)

SI’s Stewart Mandel talks to a blog. (4th and Fail)

CBS poo-bah Sean McManus talks to a blog. (College Hoops Journal)

Coach K emphatically says he’s not going to the Lakers. (850 the Buzz)

Amare wants nothing to do with Golden State. Who can blame him? (Mercury News)

JR Smith of the Nuggets will serve 30 days in jail for a 2007 reckless drive charge that resulted in the death of his friend. (Denver Post)

Seriously, Alstott > Neal in the fullback category. (Joe Bucs Fan)

Athletes and twitter, all the rage! (Yahoo Sports)

Rangers trade Scott Gomez, columnist makes sure door drills him in the ass on the way out. (NY Post)

Candace Parker finally returned to practice for the first time since having her baby. (LA Times)

Looks that that busty Romanian tennis player finally got a reduction. (Sports by Brooks)

Darren Daulton: The man never met a drug he didn’t like. (Sports Radio Interviews)

The lone survivor from the Adenhart crash speaks. (Fox Sports)

Former boxing champ Rocky Lockridge is homeless in Camden

That’s the homeless New Jersey boxer we talked about earlier this week.