Jessica Simpson, still hot … if everyone watches FOX News, how’d McCain get smoked so badly? … America’s fattest state is Mississippi … at what point does California collectively drop to its knees and grovel to Obama for a bailout? … really sad: Pet python kills family’s 2-year-old … if only homeowners could skirt taxes like the businesses do … more on the 13-year-old survivor of that plane crash … from the bad idea folder …

The media needs to quit lapping up twitter. Some clown created a fake Ron Artest account (at this point, you feel bad for those losers), claiming he was leaving Houston. “That’s what happens with the so-called new media,” said Ron’s agent. (Houston Chronicle)

Hate Romo all you want; the guy can wield a mean golf club. (ESPN)

Indiana’s Danny Granger, who fought with a raccoon, talks to a blog. (Hoop Doctors)

The best names in the AFC. (Second String Fullback)

Jay Bilas talks to a blog. (Hoops Vine)

A look at how ESPN plans to flood the proverbial World Cup zone. (SI)

DeJuan Blair is all for you calling him the steal of the draft. (SRI)

The second best recruiting class belongs to … Villanova? (Rise and Fire)

ESPN’s John Hollinger makes a typo and the sentence sounds funny. (Brahsome)

In Chicago: Marian Hossa. Out of Chicago: Martin Havlat, Nikolai Khabibulin. (Trib)

Cristiano Ronaldo will mess your car up if you try to videotape him. (Daily Mail)

Not even sure what to make of this Bleacher Report-Ramses Barden-Social Networking mess. Lifts gun, places near temple... (Sports Fan Vent)

Yes, Fernando Vina qualifies as a fraud. (Jeff Pearlman)

Hey, it’s NFL rookies doing wacky things!

Stayed up way too late last night to watch Basketball Diaries for the 12th time. This song’s from the scene where Leo and his buddy hang out with Winky and Blinky.