1. Kansas City Chiefs – How can a team coming off a 2-14 season be considered fraudulent? EASILY! A big name QB acquisition is a good start. Matt Cassel should find out quickly that being out of the Belichick/Moss/Welker womb isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. (He was traded? Trivial!) I’m still pulling for him to pull some quality tail though.

2. Minnesota Vikings – Favrey favrey favre favre.  Look at his stats from last season. Nobody really believes he’s going to get the Vikings over the hump, right? Right? And if Favre doesn’t un-retire again, Sage Rosenfels is the QB. (lolz)

3. New York Jets – I’m still trying to figure out if their rookie QB is a more likely candidate for Rookie of the Year or a future episode of Is She Really Going Out With Him?

4. Seattle Seahawks – Sure they got a name free agent and a stud linebacker in the draft, but this is the NFC West. Go hard or go home.

5. Detroit Lions – I know they don’t get much coverage around here so I figured I’d call them frauds. It’s a statewide epidemic. Will they improve from an NFL record 0-16? Probably. Does that mean they’re getting better. I hope not. As long as Detroit struggles, the rest of America seems that much better by comparison.

6. Carolina Panthers – Did I ever tell you how much money Jake Delhomme lost me last year? I don’t remember exactly, but it was well into the triple-digits. How do you throw five interceptions!? FRAUD!!!

Honorable Mention: The rest of the league – Yep. You heard it here first. Less than 2 teams will win the Super Bowl this year. That’s a lot of fraud.