Sportsnation: Among Other Complaints, It’s Too Long
ESPN, Media Gossip/Musings July 7th. 2009, 3:45pm
The best way to sum up Sportsnation: It’s a PTI/First Take/Around the Horn hybrid, but with reader interaction (mostly) via the internet. It moves at a pace that may cause motion sickness. One minute they’re fielding fake phone calls; the next, they’re drafting the biggest hot dog in sports. There’s far too much twitter. Plenty of lists. Our first thought, while watching an exasperated Colin Cowherd labor through an hour: Why would he do this?
At one hour, the show’s too long. It drags, as almost any hour-long sports show would. There is simply no way this Sportsnation can survive for an hour five days a week (or even three). It sort of reminds us of our reaction to ESPN Hollywood – they really think they can do 30 minutes on sports and celebrities … daily?
Deep down, we got the feeling that, based on all the user interaction on Sportsnation, the show’s trying to be a blog. (And that might work!) Just as readers email links/videos/stories to blogs, this show is heavily-reliant upon emails/calls/tweets from fans of the show. (The best part: A few random, non-sports videos stuffed into the midde of the show.) If the entire hour had consisted of line-crossing, occasionally-ribald blog humor, then it might have had a chance. It made us wonder if perhaps the suits in Bristol grew skittish about the nature of the show, which had long been hailed as ‘cutting edge.’
We’re not too familiar with Michelle Beadle’s work. She’s the bubbly host full of opinions, and sort of looks like a younger, but equally-effervescent Cameron Diaz. In addition to being full of energy, she enjoyed the part in the hot dog contest when men shoved wet hot dogs in their mouths. This was replayed later in the show in a segment that surely won’t last the month (”yup, I said it” or something to that effect).
Cowherd? Putting our history aside, we just don’t see how this is a good thing for his “brand.” Mike Greenberg took a bit of a hit when he hosted that disaster known as ‘Duel.’ But Greenberg’s never been a highly-opinionated guy who created a controversy. He’s a company guy – nothing wrong with that. Easy to slide from one gig to another with his low-profile. Might not be as easy for Cowherd.
Then again … what other options did he have to expland his reach? He’s got his website, he’s got his radio show, he’s not crowbarring his way onto the Gameday set … might as well try his hand at live TV, right?
Or, perhaps we’re just being far too cynical about it all – because by 4 pm, most of the stories they’ve discussed have been kicked the blogosphere, and everyone’s all talked out. Of course, sports fans who frequent blogs probably make up less than 10 percent (? a number yanked out of the air) of ESPN’s viewing audience, so perhaps they haven’t been gorged all day on Federer, OchoCinco, etc, etc.
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July 7th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Will Leitch called. He wants his first person plural back.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Speaking of way too long (twss), this post falls under that category.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Which one is Cowherd?
July 7th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
who’s the chick?
July 7th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
so captain janks is out of jail?
July 7th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Oh, and Cowherd is a hypocritical d-bag deluxe.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
ESPN has too many shows that follow the same style: two or more people arguing about sports. From Sports Reporters to PTI and Around the Horn to Rome to First Take, it’s all the suits talking and talking.
Maybe they should try and put more sports on TV? Novel idea!
July 7th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
i never heard of this show before? when is it on? not that i’ll watch it.
i didn’t know who this was but i too first thought it was diaz.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
new ESPN show? Please tell me Jay Crawford was fired
July 7th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
There’s already nine sports talk shows on ESPN that I don’t watch (and still only one I do). A tenth is fine with me.
Are there any quality pictures of that girl? That one you linked to from the FWST makes her look dumpy. Is she dumpy?
July 7th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Sportsnation, One of ESPN’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
TBL, uh, no Tour De France posts yet? As more and more of these nonsensical shows get posts, I get frustrated. For all you out there this Tour is shaping up as one of the best in a long time.
Lance is freaking .22 seconds behind 1st place after a 3 year reitrement!!! Does anyone understand how difficult this is? C’mon TBL I’ll write the post… let the public decide.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
It moves at a pace that may cause motion sickness.
Suck it up, Pansy. Motion sickness is merely a disorder.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
It moves at a pace that may cause motion sickness. One minute they’re posting fake texts and tw++ts, the next, they’re discussing the hottest girlfriends in sports. There’s far too much twitter. Plenty of lists. Our first thought, this is TBL SPORTSNATION
July 7th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
America, Fuck Yeah.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
know any good online sites to keep up with the action? Can’t get streaming video at work and the ESPN site wasn’t doing it’s job for me today.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Lance is freaking .22 seconds behind 1st place after a 3 year reitrement!!! Does anyone understand how difficult this is? C’mon TBL I’ll write the post… let the public decide.
Dude, it’s what, stage 4? There’s at least 17 more days to go. I’m gonna say he has time to come up with an angle.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
i couldn’t begin to tell you what’s happening in the tour de france. if you want a post about it, send me a link to something interesting about it that i wont find on any of the MSM sites.
are you REALLY following the race?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Our first thought, this is TBL SPORTSNATION minus the hats.
funny shit, jpg
July 7th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I’m just happier now with the knowledge that I work until 5.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I thought SportsNation was when ESPN radio guy John whocareshislastname and his formerly baseball playing Hispanic sidekick steered me through my afternoon’s after they canceled the SportsBash so Eric Kuselias could go somewhere to die?
/used to deliver pizza’d
July 7th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
The 2009 Tour de France standings are at an early stage, as the Tour de France is just getting started. The standings aren’t extremely important yet, since the real changes to the standings will likely happen in the middle of the race.
from this site.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Let’s see him pee in a cup
July 7th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
If anyone can explain to me how the Tour de France even works within four minutes of this post (so you don’t have time to go look it up, though I bet even that would be unhelpful) I’ll… call you a loser who keeps up with the Tour De France.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Nah, just fuckin’ wit cha.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Apparently…not very?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
But doesn’t Lance historically dominate the later stages, especially the mountain climbs?
/fuzzy memory, but sounds right
July 7th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I love Michelle Beadle.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
If anyone can explain to me how the Tour de France even works within four minutes of this post (so you don’t have time to go look it up, though I bet even that would be unhelpful) I’ll… call you a loser who keeps up with the Tour De France.
you get on your bike and ride like a mutha until you get to Paris and go around the Champs Illysais (didn’t take the time to google). also, take tons of synthetic, undetectable steroids to make an entire nation despise you while you laugh at them and take a big dump on their front lawn
/1 minute from reading post’d
July 7th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Make Duffy write up some Tour de France posts. He can call it Numb Onion(s).
If somebody wrote up a Tour de France post, I’d read it. Not every day for a half a month though. I’m sure Fetch has a blog going, anyway, but it’s probalby junior league french cycling, so that won’t help.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
This is the part I understood already, complete with the misspelling of a French National monument (can’t spell it either, know it starts with an E).
July 7th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
are you REALLY following the race?
Oh, hell no. We had a nice last non-Lance July last year. I was hoping to put the Lance Media Fuckfest behind me for life.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Maybe Duffy can write a post about how testicular cancer is all in the head?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
She’s getting the shocker there and I love her for it. I will be tuning in.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
@wilhelmreems. Go to http://www.ustream.tv…then to
“sports” tab, it will have a couple of different streams you can link to. for reading about the race go to http://www.velonews.com or http://www.cyclingnews.com.
Lance and Alberto hating each other is awesome
July 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
ok, looks like i’m close to locking in a deal for a new-look TBL within the next month. want to get it looking shiny and new prior to football season.
call it late summer cleaning.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Quiet, everyone. We’re witnessing the rare birth of a meme here.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
doesn’t Versus have coverage anymore? That’s how they started as a network. I remember watching once about 5 years ago and see Al Twautwig doing it (I think it was him)
July 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@jpq: Al Twautwig covered my hangover this past Sunday. It was creepy.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
That’s how they started as a network
When they were just OLN, they just rented the BBC feed. It was worth tuning in for a few minutes a day. Not so much utter Lance worship.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
That was canned in favor of Doug Gottlieb when they revamped the radio lineup a couple months ago.
This thing has abject disaster written all over it, and for someone who is so entrenched in ratings numbers, Cowherd will shit a brick when he’s pulling a robust 0.1 two months down the line. Here’s another prediction: when SportsNation is cancelled(and it will be), ‘Herd will spin it as to where he decided to step away; that it was his decision to end the show.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Interesting…
July 7th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I’m guessing the brutal load times wont be addressed, nothing like a fresh coat of paint on the old clunker.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Correct me if I am wrong, cause I don’t care about cycling in the least, but if I remember correctly the individual in cycling is and overblown commodity and Lance is the best cyclist on the best team, who through technology, strategery, drafting and maintenance put him in the position to win consistently. I was just told that once.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Will Leitch called. He wants his first person plural back.
Interesting…
younglefty: not that interesting. no one can read it
July 7th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
fuck the french, go america!!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Will Leitch called. He wants his first person plural back.
Interesting…
Indeed. Fascinating.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I’m hoping it looks like TBL’s Crystal Pepsi, aka the Kobe vs. LeBron messageboard
July 7th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
how long until cowherd gets slapped with a sexual harrassment case? that chick is fine
July 7th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Balls. Completely forgot I privatized it. Anyway, last night Intern Stephen asked via the bird site about the “we” thing, and my response was that Will Leitch started it, and we all just followed along.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
The show was terrible and both hosts suck. Cowherd’s suckage is well known, the blonde I had never heard of before but she’s just as annoying as Colin. The only time I ever want to hear noises coming out of her mouth again is when she’s gagging on my penis.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
The problem with writing about the Tour De France is that when you rave about one person’s amazing performance one week, it is highly probable that he will be popped a few days later for blood doping.
I think it’s like 11 high profile riders in the last three years. Nearly everyone who has won it has been linked in some way to it since the 1990’s.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
+1 i actually laughed out loud
July 7th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Without misogyny how would we know it’s the internet?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
The problem with writing about the Tour De France is that when you rave about one person’s amazing performance one week, it is highly probable that he will be popped a few days later for blood doping.
I think it’s like 11 high profile riders in the last three years. Nearly everyone who has won it has been linked in some way to it since the 1990’s.
way to go, ty. when you fall off that high horse, the best thing to do is to get right back on to ride another day
July 7th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Actually, it’s all in the balls, by definition.
/sorry i was late, damn work
July 7th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Lots of that going around this joint lately.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
wow, yelnik, we need more commenters like you
call your friends?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Same could be said for football. Patriots cheated their way to 3 Super Bowls. Roethlisberger has an unfair advantage of having a head twice the size of a normal person. 5 of the last 8 have been caught cheating.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Listening to Phil liggit and Paul Sherwen fill up 4-6 hours of airtime with non-stop chatter is worth tuning in for that alone. It’s on Versus live every morning and replays shown all day long. It really is a beautiful sport. Not meathead shit that typical Americans think it is.
Follow one season of cycling and you’ll be hooked.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Pompous, thy name is Duffy.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
ouch
July 7th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Pretty sure Tom Brady won them all by himself.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Fucking quote of the day. Only reason people think there is so much cheating in cycling is b/c they get tested all the time. Lance has been test 30+ times this year. One failed test is 2 year ban… in football test positive and get suspended a quarter of one season and can still make the pro bowl (Meriman). This is why football, baseball and basketball are super hypocritical.
/end rant
July 7th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
There we go.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
TBL,
when you change the look, will you then finally tell us who the outline of the MLB player at the top is?
/The suspense is killing me
July 7th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Lance Armstrong has never been popped for drugs.
/you’re on fire today duffy
July 7th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Lance isn’t the best rider on his team, Contador is. Astana is a special case because they are stacked, but each team basically has one guy they pin their hopes on to win the General Classification (overall time), and each rider does their best to support and protect him through the stages. Contador is that guy for Astana (although if Astana can keep both afloat long enough, Lance could end up winning the thing).
July 7th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I always thought that silhouette belonged to Jose Canseco.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
TBL,
when you change the look, will you then finally tell us who the outline of the MLB player at the top is?
pkiguy: All I know is the microphone is an autographed limited edition Mike Greenberg model, complete with saliva
July 7th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
fuck that i wanna know who the mic belongs to
July 7th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
it’s a vague generalization not supported by facts of any kind, right up Duffy’s alley today. expect anything less?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
the MLB player is clearly Jim Abbott
July 7th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Actually, it’s because they fail drug tests. If you don’t dope, you don’t get caught no matter how many cups you piss in.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Well done. I also would’ve accepted Rick Allen.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
mrejr: My “sage wiseness” told me you were going to ask that question, so I answered it before you thought it.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
NaS. All he needs is one mic..
July 7th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I would tweet myspace all over Beadle’s facebook….i know that for sure.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
the MLB player is clearly Jim Abbott
Well done. I also would’ve accepted Rick Allen.
actually, it’s Pete Gray
July 7th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
PKI – sadly, that banner has been up for 2 years and i dont even remember who it is. also, serious shout to PKI guy for bringing the links via email this week. a strong showing.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
nice execution.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I bet there is an inverse ratio from stating a desire for blowjobs on the internet to the actual receiving of blow jobs.
/math geek’d
/except for Tucker Max
July 8th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Too much analysis here TBL Godfather …the show was meant to suck and it did, so leave it at that!