We were all set to end the day with the harrowing tale of figure skater Nicole Bobek, who looked like this 10 years ago, but allegedly was part of a meth ring, got nabbed by cops, and now looks like this. Tragic. She’s looking at possibly 10 years in the slammer. Significantly more tragic - the findings of police in Tennessee in regard to the Steve McNair murder: They say his girlfriend of six months, Sahel Kazemi, saw her life spinning out of control, so she decided to sneak up to him on the couch last weekend and pop the former QB in the temple. Then two the chest, one more to the temple, and one to her own head.

She had recently saw signs that McNair may be involved with another woman, and she might have been worried about making rent payments and payments on two cars, including a Cadillac Escalade registered in both her and McNair’s name. “We do believe there was evidence that she was spinning out of control,” Serpas said.

Athletes with girls on the side who didn’t get the memo from Holly Robinson Peete via twitter won’t soon forget today’s sad press conference. We’ll sign on this story with a quote from PFT, which has been a fantastic read - the best outside of the Tennessee papers, really - throughout this saga:

There’s something about a woman with gunpowder residue on her left hand and a bullet hole in her right temple that makes us wonder what the hell is going on.

And now decidedly less tragic than the above tales of woe: Did Tom Brady know that his wifey owes $72,000 in back taxes to the State of California when they got hitched? They’re probably figured out a solution - after all, she’s pregnant and worth over $30 million.