Five Worst 2008 Hot Stove Signings So Far
Baseball July 10th. 2009, 5:15pm
Very few teams spent significant money last winter besides the Yankees. Those that did spend now regret it.
Pat Burrell (TB - 2 Years $16m): His contract appeared to be a bargain initially, but he has been that bad. The Rays were expecting his normal .900 OPS and 30HR with a potential AL boost. Instead, he has a .660 OPS with just four home runs. He plays terrible defense. Perhaps, he is a masochist floundering without the sweet abuse he got in Philly.
Milton Bradley (CHC - 3 years $30m): Bradley is 31 and has played 100 games while fielding a position once. He hit .178 above his career OPS with Texas park-inflation last season. He’s also Milton Bradley. Should have raised eyebrows. Brought in to hit, he has a .739 OPS with 6 HR. Were it not for the money, he’d already be out of the lineup.
Edgar Renteria (SF - 2 years $18.5m): Since he peaked six years ago, Renteria tickled Brian Sabean’s grizzle fetish. Signed after a down year in Detroit, he has been even worse with a .660 OPS, refuting the theory that he was “just an NL guy.€Â He is just as bad now as their alternatives, but he costs five times as much. Would anyone be surprised if it came out he was really 38?
Kerry Wood (CLE - 2 years $20.5m): Closing on a good team does not make you a good closer. The pitching staff, after Cliff Lee, looked atrocious. Cleveland then spent an inane amount on the pitcher who would throw the fewest innings. His stuff remains, with 33 strikeouts in 29.2 innings, but his command, 16 walks, has faltered. Unless he morphs into Mariano Rivera, this was a foolish waste.
Oliver Perez (NYM - 3 years $36m): The Mets outbid themselves for a starter who has never thrown 200 innings and who has a career 93 OPS+ and a 1.446 WHIP. His adjusted ERA last season was an average 100. He has been hurt this season, but woeful when he played, 8.78 ERA and a 2.25 WHIP. He’s not the second ace the Mets needed to pair with Santana. He’s just paid like one.
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July 10th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
1. Pat Burrell
2. Pat Burrell
3. Pat Burrell
4. Pat Burrell
5. Pat Burrell
July 10th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
So glad fatty Renteria is no longer with Tigers.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
The Cubs trading Jason Marquis looks pretty stupid right now.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
/effing fixed
July 10th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Thanks for Jair Jurrjens, by the way. Much appreciated.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Kyle Lohse, Cardinals $40 million four years right before the bottom dropped out of the pitching market. I’d replace that with Wood, other than that good list.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Aaron Miles, two years, five million to the Cubs. He’s been worth every penny.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
How many times is Edgar Renteria going to be on this list?
July 10th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Willy Taveras. The Reds are 3-4 games better right now had Dickerson been in CF and leading off all along.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
the bradley signing should be hendry’s pink slip. and i like hendry because he isnt afraid to shake things up but bradley and soriano signings are a big swing and misses
July 10th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
/fixed for me
July 10th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Manny Ramirez. The guy has missed 2/3 of the season so far. And he didn’t do shit when he was down in triple-A
July 10th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
And that has years and years to get worse.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
just get this cubs sale over with please. for the love of god get it over with
July 10th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Good God Almighty, July has got to be, hands down, the single most mind-numbingly boring month on the entire sports calendar. Nothing but baseball. America’s pastime. Good ol’ money grubbin’, drug addled, slow-as-molasses baseball. You’ve gotta love it. Damn. Who in the Hell can even be bothered to keep up with which teams half these guys play for. And oh, what’s that? We’re in the tank? Time to trade away every decent player on the team. So fucking lame. One of the best players in the league just came off of a lengthy suspension for using performance enhancing drugs? Silly you, that’s just Manny being Manny! We’ll still talk about numbers and statistics and records until we’re blue in the face, because it’s baseball! Hooray!
July 10th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
This wasn’t so much the worst signing as the worst signing that could happen to a team managed by Dusty Baker since you know he’s gonna run him out there (he’s fast!). Still, it’s hard to make a 3-4 win difference, and I’m sure win shares would not agree Chris Dickerson could do it.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Jim Hendry’s flaw is that he bids with himself for players. No one else was going to give this kind of paycheck to Soriano.
Same with Bradley. Same with Marquis when he signed him.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Also, he’s not closing for a good team.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Those Indian pitchers
July 10th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
So… I guess your not a golfer?
July 10th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Ha ha. You’re welcome. That dude could be doing good things at No. 4 or No. 5 in the rotation right now.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
You’re a Pirates fan, aren’t ya joey?!
July 10th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
what’s your opinion on the dh joey?
July 10th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Also, he’s not closing for a good team.
I think Duffy meant closing for the Cubs did not make him a good closer. I could be wrong, but I think Wood’s numbers (not saves, strikeout/walk ratio, ERA, etc.) were much better last year than they’ve been this year as well.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
How long does Derek Lowe have to continue to suck before he makes this list?
July 10th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
It wouldn’t hurt if the Braves could give him more than 4 runs a month to work with. And his deal’s not insane. 4 years, $60 million, I think.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
joey - OPS and WHIP, or AVG and ERA?
July 10th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
you know what sucks(besides my baseball team choosing skills)? where i grew up there were 2 sides,cubs fans and cardinals fans, and i had to choose the cubs. why didnt my brother(who is also a cubs fan and 8 yrs older than me) tell me that the life of a cubs fan is a brutal existence?
July 10th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Since June 1st Derek Lowe is 1-4 with a 6.57 ERA with 14 walks and 15 strikeouts. That could be a problem.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
You know what sucks(besides your baseball team choosing skills)? How much Cubs fans whine. You’d figure that after 100 years of not winning anything, you guys would be used to it.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Where’d you grow up Mrejr? My girlfriend/common law wife is from central Illinois so she had something similar.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Small sample size!
/nickp
July 10th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
that would apply if i was 130 years old but im only 27
July 10th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Been saying this for 15 years now. It’s great to share with friends. Some effing sport has to come up with SOMETHING to get us lazy Amercians through the month. Baseball’s All-Star game, summer vacations with the kids, and BBQ can only go so far. It’s hot! Make the WNBA hire attractive women wearing “beach volleyball” shorts or something.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Joey- Do you have a penis? No? ok.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I mean, he’s right it is, and some of that is interleague. All I know is I was all for that Lowe signing (could not understand why the Mets would pay Perez 36 million and not just double that offer and get a GOOD pitcher in Lowe) and now I can’t start that dude in fantasy. Expect him to get rocked again tonight in Colorado.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
taguchi. taylorville,kincaid,tovey area christian county. more cards fans than cubs but there are enough cubs fans to where if the cubs win the series there would be a riot down there
July 10th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
You should’ve known what you were getting into.
We’ll see. He does a pretty good job of keeping the ball down.
/looking for a silver lining
July 10th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Ah, not sure exactly where that is. Anywhere near Carlinville/Gillespie?
July 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
lefty as i said in my previous comment my brother failed me
July 10th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
north of that area but very close
July 10th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
This is a futile argument but it has to be mentioned… The Braves won what? 16 straight division titles? And 1 WS?
If not for the Buffalo Bills, that would be the definition of coming up short.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Matt Leach will appreciate the shoutout.
Oh, and if anyone saw the Cards/Cubs game today, you saw reason # 45207 why Alfonso Soriano is a liability to any team.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Easier to win a division than to get to the Superbowl. Don’t those division titles speak more to the mediocrity of the other teams in the division at least occasionally?
July 10th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Yes it is. Go ahead and run down the number of Cubs division titles during that period. I’ll wait.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Ummm, WNBA.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Braves stole Ryan Church from the Mets. Great way to dump Francoeur.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Taguchi, is your gravatar Che Guevara with Mickey Mouse ears?
July 10th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Fuck, I hear you. There wasn’t Major League ball in Colorado when I was a kid, so I had the Cubs (born out there, Dad’s influence). Sheezus.
At least the Broncos have been rad…until next year, anyway.