Derailing the Tebow Train: Six Reasons the Florida Gators Won’t Repeat
College Football July 14th. 2009, 3:05pm
It’s easy to come up with reasons that the Florida Gators will storm through the college football schedule this fall, even ones that don’t include all players on teams without Tim Tebow getting caught up in some reverse Rapture.
But it’s harder to come up reasons against. I tried my best, though.
1. The schedule is back-loaded, if it is loaded at all. Though Florida State has been down of late, losing four straight in their series, and though the game is in Gainesville, it’s an annual worry for UF supporters, and stranger things have happened in the rivalry. Further, the Gators likely won’t repeat without winning another SEC title, and Nick Saban’s Alabama squad isn’t stockpiling talent in Tuscaloosa to lose to UF. If the Gators lose this year, it will probably be too late for them to regain the ground they did after their loss to Ole Miss last year.
2. The wild West. The Gators have to travel to Starkville and Baton Rouge this year, and neither is a cakewalk for opponents. While Death Valley is always a swirling mass of purple, gold, and alcohol, and might be host to a dangerous night game, Starkville is probably the SEC’s Bermuda Triangle, a place where cowbells and hostility have heralded catastrophe for the Gators in the past.
3. Picking up for Percy. The Gators lost the best player – when healthy – in college football last year to the NFL Draft, and will have to replace Harvin’s stunning skills and colossal production (11.8 yards per touch and 17 TDs in just 12 games in 2008). The likely candidates are quarkbacks Jeff Demps and Chris Rainey, ballyhooed freshman Andre Debose, and sure-handed tight end Aaron Hernandez, but none on his own is near Harvin’s caliber. Should the offense stall, a Tim Tebow season more like his Heisman campaign of 2007 is likely: The Gators lost five games that year, and would rather not see that recur.
4. Complacency and inconsistency. As a Gators fan since the beginning of college football in the fall of 1996 (LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU 1996 FIESTA BOWL), I can tell you that there is a storied history of teams wearing orange and blue dropping head-scratchers. Last year’s 31-30 home loss to Ole Miss is one of them; the recent Auburn voodoo has produced others; there have even been strangely flat performances against Vanderbilt and Kentucky in recent years. The Gators will probably hold an significant talent advantage over every team they face; what set apart the 2006 and 2008 title teams were swarming, angry defenses and relentlessly precise offenses. Those things are products of hard work and easily disrupted by laziness.
5. Pressure and drama. Though the Gators probably won’t get quite the deafening hype of the 2005 USC squad, which was touted as perhaps the best team in the history of college football, you can be sure the storyline will be worked over more than a few times by September. That, the absurd rumors about Urban Meyer’s future that even unambigous denials won’t quell, and the Tebow-as-gridiron-messiah narrative will heap pressure on the Gators as the figurehead of college athletics. They must rise to the occasion as they have in the past.
6. Texas. Though Oklahoma’s record-breaking offense was throttled by Florida’s defense (which returns its entire two-deep intact for 2009) in the BCS Championship Game, it was Texas that provided the blueprint to do so. Though the ‘Horns saw Brian Orakpo bolt for the NFL, they have linebacker Sergio Kindle at the ready to wreck opponents under fiery defensive coordinator Will Muschamp, who was 2-0 against UF teams coached by Meyer in 2006 and 2007 while in the same position with Auburn. Oh, and Colt McCoy, who, much like Tebow, is sort of decent at football and having an attractive girlfriend.
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July 14th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Thread jack
Shane Carwin’s gonna die
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dw-brockcarwin071309&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
/end threadjack
July 14th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Are you high?
July 14th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
but will they always have a decided strategic advantage?
July 14th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Dammit…bring back more soccer posts!
/jk
July 14th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
it will always come back to this, how is mccoys jump-throw? thats what i thought.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Complacency should not be an issue because Jesus Tebow is one hell of a motivator and the same goes for Meyer. His ego can’t handle a collapse and their schedule is somewhat of a joke when you look at it, so going 12-0 should be pretty doable, as shocking as that sounds. The only one that I agree on is the Percy factor. That guy was the best player on the field for the Gators and when they needed a play, he made it, not necessarily Tebow. The Fla WR’s could be the downfall of their team. They will have some good running backs, but they have young talent, and young guys don’t always produce.
/who am I kidding. They are going to win it again.
//Dammit!!
July 14th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
they lost andre smith? dez bryant? tim tebow? beanie wells? ndomonkun suh?
all were better/more important than percy.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
One way they don’t win in Starkville:
They don’t show up.
/Mullen might know the offense, but it doesn’t mean he can stop it
July 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
good stuff Rockabye. and you linked Ms Godzilla Biscuits. nice
July 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I don’t think they lose until Pasadena…against Texas, of course.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Hell yeah Spencer…dropping Suh in their. That guy is about 4 months away from being a nationally known beast.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
watch the dude for four plays and you realize it’s damn near criminal for a beast like that to be playing against 18-22 year olds.
i just wish i could spell his first name.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
as much as i would LOVE to see this happen, superman isn’t losing his last game in gainesville. that WOULD be the strangest thing to happen in this (not so much of a) rivalary (these days).
July 14th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I’d love to see that game. McCoy is a blast to watch play and watching Mack Brown get housed would be fun too.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
He is such a badass. He is a DT who had 76 tackles, 7.5 sacks, 3 touchdowns and some INTs. Yet because the DT from OU plays at OU, he gets all of the pub.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
you sure you are not confusing starkville with oxford, you know, ole miss? mississippi state is going to be BREW-TAL this year. horrible. florida isn’t losing that game either.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Dan Mullen is going to beat dem Gaytors!!!
July 14th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
6) Urb’s is going to try and showcase Tebow’s passing game for the NFL.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I’m out boys. Nothing beats getting off of work early.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
id rather see usc vs. florida.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
This is my kind of post. Promote this man
July 14th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
As would I spence. I think USC is the only team with the same level talent, but they are lacking the experience. With no ties to the Pac-10 or SEC I think USC would have beat Florida last year. That defense was head and shoulders above the one Oklahoma had on the field which kept UF at bay.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
My guess is this year Florida would make USC look severly undermatched. In years past, I would have loved to see it.
I’m looking at the schedule, and unless Tebow gets hurt and Meyer has some young excitable spanish chick on the side with an affinity for firearms (or well-made purses), they will have a zero in the loss column.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Why the hell is Urban fuckin with Tebow’s delivery. The guys won ya two national titles with a shitty delivery. Leave that shit to the guys at the next level if they think he can throw the ball in the big boy league…..which he wont.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
cgb…beat FLA from last year? i dunno…USC never faced a defense as freak nasty as florida’s last year. who knows what mark sanchez would’ve done against a bonafide, scary D?
im kinda anxious to see how corp/barkley does this season. USC’s OL is stacked beyond belief, and if they get past OSU in columbus, hopefully that uber-matchup could materialize.
nothin against texas either…i love em this year even tho i still hate mack brown.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Does the fact thatCrocs went out of business indicated that this Modern Day Moses cannot cross the Red Sea?
July 14th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
@spencer096 – Yeah USC OSU should be good. I am looking forward to seeing how Pryor comes out of the gate. I think a USC Florida MNC last year would have been a defensive struggle because of the two great defenses we both mentioned. It probably would have come down to big plays, I am going with USC because they had the talent edge. Florida just didn’t WOW me against Oklahoma.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
They covered though. YES!!!!!!!
July 14th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
7. Tebow Likes Dudes
/good post Andy
July 14th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Watch the video, or consider the 3-2 suckfest from last season or the upset of Rammer Jammer in 2007.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Way late, but good stuff Andy. I agree with Irish, you can only make a post better by adding Godzilla Biscuits.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Was Florida involved in any of those games?
July 14th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Nope, but Florida was involved in the debacle in the video.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I bet Meyer beats Miss State by 25, and only that low because Mullen was his OC. THough I wouldn’t put it past him to run Miss St out of their own stadium. Bringing up MSU was a ‘uge stretch.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Have you seen Florida’s schedule? You have to stretch. A loss at home to an up-and-down Ole Miss team was also a stretch.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Ole Miss isn’t on the schedule. So, yeah, I’m sure.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
In order: Maybe, no, no, no, why was Nebraska’s defense as a whole so terrible if they were possessed of such a demon up front? And it’s not about importance, which is why I wrote best.
Look, Harvin was Reggie Bush in orange and blue from a production standpoint. At 75-80% in the BCS title game, he was the best player on the field.
That’s enough for me.
July 14th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Really? Well, maybe because the other 10 guys were not very good. Since when does one DT make an ENTIRE defense?
July 14th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
7. All wins and potential championships will be vacated due to recruiting violations thanks to me.
/Lane Kiffin’d
July 14th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
What he said. No Huskers fan here, but Suh will be a Top 5 pick next year. Too bad Denver traded away their own first rounder.
/Sobs, runs away
July 14th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
True and fair, but NFL talent doesn’t imply college prowess, nor the reverse. And Suh, I’m sorry, cannot be the best player because he wasn’t as devastating for his defense as Harvin would have been on a similarly skilled offense.
Think of it in baseball terms: Harvin’s VORP would be higher, and because skill players on offense are more important in college (less concentrated talent means a few studs are that much better than their competition), that’s an even bigger edge to Harvin.
Also: Why didn’t we think of Crabtree? He fits.
July 14th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
a gambler!
(since i hate florida, gotta admit i wasn’t up on their schedule).
July 15th, 2009 at 8:00 am
i actually agree with this but as an individual, not taking into account the fact that nebraska’s other 10 guys on D were atrocious, suh was as devastating a player in the middle since dorsey was at LSU.
crabtree should’ve been on there.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:18 am
This, I agree with.
This, I do not. If Percy Harvin played on an offense where the other 10 guys were as useless as the rest of Nebraska’s D was last season, I don’t think he would have been nearly as impactful.