Jessica Simpson … great news for all! The ad slump will end in 2011! …20-foot shark washes ashore in New York … outstanding fun with movie posters … how very Thelma & Louise of him … gotta love the email from Colbert to the Governor of South Carolina, seeking an interview … drug dealers briefly abduct man, force-feed him beer … largest skinny-dip ever: 119 people … remember this next time you fly Southwest Airlines … let’s hope the man stashed the $2.5 million, otherwise, those 14 years in the slammer were a waste … Americans spending habits

The All-Star break has been good to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. (E&P)

Diana Taurasi charged with ‘extreme’ DUI as her BAC is twice legal limit. (Arizona Republic)

The Top 100 places to live. This changes monthly, right? (CNN)

Way to improve the 2010 home run derby: “Make Berman call one round through a ball gag.” (Maura via CSTB)

If you scroll down, there’s a funny moment when Keyshawn Johnson wonders on TV about Pujols using steroids. Then, MeShawn is referred to as an “ex-football player windbag.” (Yahoo)

The parallels between Doc Gooden and Tim Lincecum are uncanny! According to Gooden. (Bergen Record)

Minor leaguer’s 45-game hit streak ends. (Star Tribune)

The Tennessee Vols have some serious injuries at WR. (Go Vols Xtra)

Paper Clips chasing Iverson is just a ploy to sell tickets … but it’ll undercut all the progress Eric Gordon made last year. (Yahoo)

Matt Leinart skipping the ESPYs parties to hang out with his young son. (Tweet)

Players affected most in the 2nd half of the season by the home run derby: Those bounced in the first round. (The Rookies)

Blogger sentenced to 17 months home confinement for leaking new G&R album. (Reuters)

“Journalism has essentially been replaced by prattle, which is unfortunate, but that’s what a society gets when it doesn’t value newspapers.” Dave D, he’s good. (Hoops Addict)

A special shout-out goes to a couple of folks who have really been bringing the noise and the funk and the links.

via STET Sports

Who cares about Chad Johnson and twitter … who’s his girlfriend in this video?