You thought former New York Giant Michael Strahan’s Subway commercials were lame? Peep what he tweeted about his Friday night:

For those who don’t know, Ryan Cabrera at one point looked like this and sings songs like this. Remember when defensive linemen were legitimately scary? Yeah, me either.

The interns are at the ready deck today, and we’ll be trying to put together a Roundup of some sort for this afternoon, so pass along your links and such to rockabye.thearena@gmail.com. (Not to anything involving this, please. We’re trying not to tip the boat over.)