Tony Romo: the celebrity slayer, good samaritan, and according to the always-trusty “internet reports,” the cougar killa. If photo agency x17 is to be believed, then Romo, the Cowboys quarterback, hooked up with 43-year-old actress Michelle Williams a couple nights after splitting with Jessica Simpson. Williams, seen here looking tremendous in Blame it on Rio (NSFW) in 1984, used to be married to San Francisco Giants 3B Matt Williams.

A draining day. Tuesdays normally are. Thanks to all who flooded our inbox with links and ideas and Ben Roethlisberger/Erin Andrews hate mail – the week’s off to a great start. Tim Tebow’s on the cover of SI this week. And so it begins.