Former Pitcher Jim Parque Almost Makes You Sympathize With HGH Cheaters
Baseball, Drugs July 24th. 2009, 1:15pm
Jim Parque: From UCLA star, surprising 13-game winner in 2000, and admitted HGH user. If you read his HGH “story,” you almost want to sympathize with the cheater. Why shouldn’t the guy have been able to use HGH - which wasn’t banned by MLB - to improve his recovery time following a torn labrum?
I felt disgusted, bitter, guilty and — most of all — scared. Scared was the key word. I was married, had a child on the way and had bills to pay. For the first time in my life, baseball potentially was going to end. I had eaten and breathed baseball for 20-plus years, and now it was being ripped from my soul and I could do nothing to stop it. The mind was there, but the body was not.
Cue the violin. And then finally, we stumble upon the HGH graph near the bottom.
HGH was not banned by Major League Baseball when I ordered it. It was controversial and unethical, but it was not banned. When the HGH arrived, it was unmarked — just some needles and vials. I was very nervous about injecting the substance because it was unmarked. The needles and boosters looked like they were for an elephant, and some of the vials contained fluids with different consistencies and colors. All of this was contrary to the information I had researched on the Internet, as I knew very little about performance-enhancing drugs or injecting them. However, I trusted that what I ordered was what I received, but these surprises raised a red flag.
What year did you order it? Upon whose advice did you order the HGH? What made you think HGH would help? Did you hear that from players/coaches/trainers? Had you seen teammates who may have been using?
Those are a few problems with any steroid admission. Coming clean is great, but it’s just going to spark another round of questioning. It might even cause some folks to scroll up and down the 2002 White Sox roster and, you know, wonder.
Former Sox pitcher Jim Parque confesses: Why I juiced (Sun-Times)
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July 24th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
If you read his HGH “story,†you almost want to sympathize with the cheater. Why shouldn’t the guy have been able to use HGH - which wasn’t banned by MLB - to improve his recovery time following a torn labrum
then why did you call him a cheater?
/serious
July 24th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
a cheater who played for the white sox?
color me shocked.
/frank thomas juiced
July 24th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Who fucking cares? It wasn’t banned, so he did it. If baseball didn’t want them smashing home runs and hitting 100 mph on the radar, they should have banned the stuff a decade ago. If I were in this dude’s position I would have done the same damn thing. The only difference is that I would be totally unapologetic. If someone told me that I could take a drug that would make me the best sports writer in the world, I’d do it in a cocaine heartbeat.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Labrum sounds like a lady part.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
“HGH was not banned by Major League Baseball when I ordered it.”
No but it was banned by the Federal Government. I think their rules trump MLB’s.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
/Brett Favre’d
July 24th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
what, do you only get the federal governtment channel?
/just kidding
July 24th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Come on Clown, we all know football players are exempt from steroid/HGH talk. No one wants to watch football as it was played in the 1960s.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
That made me laugh out loud, Spencer. Well played sir.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
If something is illegal its banned, QED. That said, it probably shouldn’t be illegal and won’t be in 10-20 years as Bill James recently wrote. So tired.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
good…i was hoping you wouldn’t be offended.
/moral of the story…don’t argue about religion
July 24th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Bull shit. Arguing about religion is a national past time for my family. Thankgiving turkey, beer on football weekends and me calling the christian right batshit crazy. They all go hand-in-hand.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Amen to that!
/couldn’t help myself
July 24th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Heard on Chicago radio today that the stuff he bought was off the internet in an unmarked bottle with no instructions. What a dumbass.
/LeBron is calling his publicist trying to get Jim Parque’s number
July 24th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
so when is favre supposed to tell us he needs another 2 weeks?
July 24th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
but not scared by “fluids with different consistencies and colors” to be injected with “needles and boosters looked like they were for an elephant”
this has always been the crazy part to me - if it don’t come from a chic in a lab coat at Rite Aid, I aint injecting that shit.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
so when is favre supposed to tell us he needs another 2 weeks?
I would LOVE for Favre to finally decide that he’s gonna do it, and then have the Vikes say they moved on and didn’t want him, and leave that MF’er looking like even more of an idiot than he already is.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
They had Maggs, not sure when he began though. I guess we need to check with Canseco on that one.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
He was on the rays when he cheated, was he not?
July 24th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
I would LOVE for Favre to finally decide that he’s gonna do it, and then have the Vikes say they moved on and didn’t want him, and leave that MF’er looking like even more of an idiot than he already is.
My personal preference is for him to sign up, play and get benched during the year in favor of Sage Rosenfels, who later gets benched in favor of Tavaris Jackson. And Favre has to re-retire midseason. That’s my Favre dream sequence.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I dont even remember this guy.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
This arguement doesn’t work for me because sports have always had their own set of rules. I’m pretty sure it’s banned by the Federal Government to throw a
95mph70mph baseball at someone, in fact I’m sure I would be charged with assult with a deadly weapon. Same with charging the mound, etc…You can call him a criminal, but a cheat he was not.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
1/2 a point better if they burn him for Mike Vick instead. That would be a Viking type move.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Apples and oranges bbryan. Plunking a guy who hot dog’s his homerun trot if far different from a guy using illegal drugs to increase performance.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
What about plunking a guy to get him off the plate so you can own the outside?
July 24th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
That depends. Is the hitter Joe Pepitone at fantasy camp?
July 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
No another major leaguer