White Sox 5, Rays 0: Mark Buehrle received a congratulatory call from Obama after his perfect game yesterday. The call though, left much to be desired for the Sox pitcher — “We joked around, a 30-second phone call, and I’m like ‘What? That’s all he’s got for me?”’ Buehrle said. By now, you’ve likely seen the DeWayne Wise catch about 1,103 times, but it’s still worth mentioning how awesome it was. Here it is in HD.

Giants 5, Braves 1: Barry Zito had his customary one awesome start in-between six atrocious starts, going seven innings and allowing one run on three hits (he did walk five though). Nonetheless, time for Barry to be crappy again.

Yanks 6, A’s 3: This one didn’t get started until 9:45pm or so, which means I didn’t make it to the game, which also means, they won. Seven straight for the Yankees.

Angels 6, Twins 5: Angels got two in the ninth off Joe Nathan (walk, hit-by-pitch, two singles) and won it in the 10th on a walk-off RBI double from Kendry Morales.

Phils 9, Padres 4: Every Phillie had at least one hit except for Cole Hamels. To your right is Jayson Werth in 1997. Speechless.

Cards 4, Nats 1: Despite two delays, Adam Wainwright pitched all six innings of the Cards rain-shortened win. Mike Mussina must think Wainwright has superhuman powers.

D-Backs 11, Pirates 4: Miguel Montero kickstarted Arizona’s five-run eighth with an RBI double. Any time I see “M. Montero” in the box score it’s hard not to think Mitsubishi Montero. Despite a mediocre start, Dan Haren picked up the win. That hairy bastard didn’t win.

Mariners 2, Tigers 1: Where is all the Jarrod Washburn trade talk this season? Last year there were rumors every day from mid-July through the end of August. He threw seven scoreless innings. That’s four straight tremendous starts at an opportune time.

Indians 5, Blue Jays 4: Cleveland’s Shin-Soo Choo is actually Marvin the Martian’s younger brother. Grady Sizemore failed to hit a triple.

This is quite the gripping sequence:

And this concludes our week of strange baseball videos: