Assuming this photo sent in by a reader is in fact Chicago Bears quarterback Rex Grossman � the same one who dabbles in unintentional porn on the football field – then we need to start partying with the Chicago Bears quarterbacks. Those guys know how to throw down. Chicago … that toddlin’ town. [For those of you doubting it is Rex, it sure does look like him, save for the beard and Malcolm Gladwell �do.]

Question: What kind of Vodka is that? We�re dimly familiar with the budget-ish white label � is that the cheap shit from Russia? We did everything short of running to the bar across the street to find out the name, but still could not come up with it. Surely you can.

Now, the accompanying text from our anonymous emailer:

He’s � rich spoiled � see: How he reacted so un-Leak like to the same chants/calls-for-head throughout his Florida career � Dad’s filthy with a bunch of horses, land, development etc

We�re kind of hoping the Bears pull through this weekend. They can cover �8.5, right? Were it not for butterfingers Romo, the Seahawks wouldn�t be here. Plus, Seattle has looked less than ordinary all season, incurring road losses at Chicago, San Francisco, and Arizona. Wait, the Bears were swept by the 49ers? Bwwaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, back to our point � go Bears, because it could mean more joyous fun with Grossman next week.