jessica-lowndesHere’s Jessica Lowndes, who you probably aren’t familiar with … contender for headline of the week: “Rapper Feud Mirrors World Politics” … high school kid arrested for using his cell to take photos of the skirts of classmates and teachers … recommended blog: Bulimia’s So ‘87 … be careful what you tweet about - it could result in a lawsuit … the Palm Beach Post unearths a couple of really old Megan Fox pictures … hopefully, nobody here uses tanning beds anyway …

Spoiler alert: Details of the Tom Brady episode on Entourage, which happens in two weeks. (Boston Herald)

First two paragraphs are hilarious. (Fox Business)

Inept Mets GM Omar Minaya has done the unthinkable: He’s gotten the NY Daily News and the NY Post to sort of hug it out; just like the Hulkster and Macho Man partnered up in 1987. (Sports Hernia)

Bill Self of Kansas and Paul Hewitt of Georgia Tech might have some explaining to do to the NCAA after attending a Grassroots Basketball of America banquet that other coaches were warned to stay away from. (ESPN)

Strange friends: Jamie Foxx and Rich Rodriguez. (Ann Arbor.com)

What the Madden 10 launch was like in Malibu. Featuring Brooke Burke! (LAist)

For those of you who feel like talking about gambling on college football’s opening weekend. (Moneyline)

One of many tributes to former Eagles defensive coach Jim Johnson. (Philly Inquirer)

Average name, above-average college football game: Greg Jones. (Freep)

What the hell is going on between Dice-K and the Red Sox? (WEEI)

Sports Illustrated teams up with Nissan and the Heisman Trophy. (MediaWeek)

Girls youth sports tournaments are making money? (NY Times)

Vick chatter, only because it hasn’t gotten old yet. (National Football Post)

Remember this quote in October when the Mets are not in the postseason and the Wilpons are hunting for a GM. (Bats)

We do not know why Stephon Marbury is crying.

Probably linked this months ago, but in case we didn’t hat tip to Howard Stern.