ESPN’s Erin Andrews is trying to lay low in Georgia and wait for this nasty storm to blow over - and the college football season to begin - but that’s difficult with paparazzi camped outside of her home in a gated community. So she called the cops. The transcript, courtesy of hard-working Intern Andy Hutchins, follows. The audio is more depressing, especially at the end:

Dispatcher: DeKalb 911, what’s the address of your emergency?

(address edited out of audio)

Andrews: I’ve been in the news recently, about being in a hotel naked. And I have paparazzi outside my window and was told by law enforcement that if I did, to call 911.

Dispatcher: Do you want to meet with an officer? Do you want to meet with an officer, ma’am, when they come out?

Andrews: Yeah. These guys are sitting in a car outside my house right now. I would like to tell the officer to have them leave because the cops have told me to call 911 if they’re outside my house.

Dispatcher: Ma’am, what’s your name?

Andrews: My name is Erin, last name is Andrews. I’m all over the news right now.

Dispatcher: I’m not familiar. Why are you all over the news right now?

Andrews: I’m the girl that was videotaped with her knowing without her clothes on in the hotel.

Dispatcher: Really?

Andrews: And I got two assholes sittin’ outside my house.

Dispatcher: I’m so sorry.

Andrews. I am, too. Thank you.

Dispatcher: We’ll send someone out. What kind of vehicle are they in?

Andrews: They’re in a RAV, a white RAV4. I’m in a gated community and I don’t know how they got in. (Mom, can you see a license plate?) It’s a handicapped license plate they have. (What’s the number?)

Dispatcher: What’s the tag number?

Andrews: We’re trying to see. (Do you see it, Mom?) I’m going to try to go to another room and see if I can read it. (skip) I cannot believe these jerks are knocking on my door. Such assholes. (Mom, you’re totally being obvious.)

Dispatcher: Are they black, white, or Hispanic?

Andrews: What?

Dispatcher: Are they black, white, or Hispanic?

Andrews: They’re both white males. They know I’m here, ’cause I have a car out front. So they know I’m inside. I have private security that I’m working with, but they’re not with me currently, and they said call 911. Okay! Here’s the license plate, it’s a handicapped license plate for Georgia. (skip) They’re looking at me through my window.

(long skip)

Dispatcher: Are you okay?

Andrews: Yeah, I’m just, I did nothing wrong, and I’m being treated like fucking Britney Spears and it sucks. I’m sorry.

Dispatcher: Okay, ma’am, the first available unit will get to you as soon as possible.

Andrews: Thanks. Do you know how far they’re out?

Dispatcher: They should be in the area. They’ll see to you as soon as possible.

Andrews: Thanks.