NYT: David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez Tested Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs in 2003
Baseball July 30th. 2009, 12:30pm
According to a report just posted by the New York Times, Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz both tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003. Wonder if Ortiz wishes he could take back this quote from February: “I think you clean up the game by the testing. I test you, you test positive, you’re going to be out. Period.” What a fraud.
Five others have been tied to positive tests from that year: Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Jason Grimsley and David Segui. Bonds, baseball’s career home runs leader, was not on the original list, although federal agents seized his 2003 sample and had it retested. Those results showed the presence of steroids, according to court documents.
The information about Ramirez and Ortiz emerged through interviews with multiple lawyers and others connected to the pending litigation. The lawyers spoke anonymously because the testing information is under seal by a court order. The lawyers did not identify which drugs were detected.
Nobody should be surprised that Ortiz and Ramirez tested positive. Some of the other names from that list, however, will surprise. Altogether now: Release the list! Release the list! The “lawyers” cited as the source are just twisting the knife in baseball. It’s a slow, painful reveal. Whether or not fans care, the stench of PEDs and these two will linger for a few days, and then someone will pitch a no-hitter and it’ll be forgotten. And then, six weeks down the road, a record-setter will be outed. And we’ll do this song-and-dance all over again.
Unrelated: Michael Schmidt is doing some damn fine work on the PED beat. How long until ESPN scoops him up?
Ortiz and Ramirez Said to Be on 2003 Doping List (New York Times)
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July 30th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
not surprising, disappointing though.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I’m shocked!
/sincere
July 30th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
really not surprised
July 30th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Currently laughing at screen
July 30th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Not surprised. As a Sox fan, I always suspected that Ortiz’s problems this year were mental anguish about the possibility of being outted like Ramirez had. This gradual leaking is complete bullshit, however. Just do it all at once, for chrissakes.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
obviously ortiz. manny is disappointing.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Can we get a list of the players not juiced over the past 15 years?
July 30th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
There is a very small amount of names that should surprise anyone. Maddux maybe.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
who cares. I would’ve done the same thing had I secrued a gigantic contract. Dudes hitting 500+ foot homeruns was awesome to watch.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
@Wildcat: Jason Tyner, Tim Lincecum, Ken Rosensquirrel.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
so when does the story about the celtics cheating come out to complete the trifecta?
July 30th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
sure, most would have done the same thing. still doesn’t make the sport look good.
the 2003 ALl-Cheat team is going to be a strong one
July 30th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
As a Cards fan, this doesn’t make the ‘04 World Series any less painful. But it makes it infinitely more satisfying to hate the Sox.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
omar vizquel.
there you go.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
release the list and move on
July 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
What he said. But yes, let’s pretend that only the Red Sox benefited from steroids over the past 10 years and only their title is tainted. Riiiiight.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
alvaro espinoza
July 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
derek jeter ain’t on it!
/ducks
July 30th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Wasn’t there a story about him and Viagra?
July 30th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Since Papi was singlehandedly responsible for the ‘04 comeback, I can rest easy now knowing he had juice in his ass.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Don’t forget corey patterson. his level of suck proves that he wasnt on any performance enhancers
July 30th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
bra-fucking-vo.
damn man…that’s a blast from the past.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I think Simmons just decided that PED’s are perfectly OK.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
maybe if he took PED’s he’d be able to field. and a-rod’s the selfish one…pssh.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Simmons is going to have an aneurysm…
Not surprised. But disappointed. This sport is just dying a slow, slow death.
I think the all-together now chant should be: “Legalize it. Legalize it. Legalize it.” Level the playing field.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Guess he had better juice than A-Rod, Giambi, or Sheffield did.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Since Papi was singlehandedly responsible for the ‘04 comeback, I can rest easy now knowing he had juice in his ass.
Now we just need a trendy nickname for him that uses the suffix -roid.
/obviously I’m leaving this up to you
July 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
You obviously didnt read his column after the Manny suspension.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
it would show a lot of class for the red sox to give back their 04 and 07 world series rings
July 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Oh yeah since we are 5 years into this and just now getting to a couple of red sox I could see how Sox fans think they are being singled out.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
he did bounce back from that shoulder injury pretty quickly though…
i’m not saying, i’m just saying…
July 30th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
@ SCity
Simmons has been laying the groundwork for this for awhile. He’s been talking about how everyone was doing it and saying the only one that would really hurt him is Pedro.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@TyDuffy Championships*
July 30th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Did you read his column about Manny?? He basically had a 3000 word sobfest about how he has to tell his son that the titles were tainted. Totally overdramatic.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Oh no, you poor Red Sox fan! Like, you never said shit when A-rod was caught or anyone else, right? Its a shame that you, and only you, have been singeled out by the media.
/Because Mitchell “Forgot” to put any player on his list that was a Red Sox except Mooooo Vaughn
//Bandwagon fans
///Stupid pink Varitek jerseys
////are you going to re-up your subscription to “Red Sox Nation”?
July 30th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Big Dopey
July 30th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Now we just need a trendy nickname for him that uses the suffix -roid.
/obviously I’m leaving this up to you
Big Roidi?
July 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Where are you getting this.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
it would show a lot of class for the red sox to give back their 04 and 07 world series rings
not until they dig up Caminitti and make him turn over his MVP award
July 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
TBL- I thought you were a boston fan? I know you’re a Jets guy, but I remember some pro-Red Sox comments here; You and Duffy.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Thank you. Nice hypocrisy, Red Sox fans.
/yankees are still gay
July 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Asked about the 2003 drug test on Thursday in Boston, Ortiz shrugged. “I’m not talking about that anymore,” he said. “I have no comment.”
He’ll let his bat do the talking from here on, thank you.
/oops
July 30th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Big Bacne
Bacne Zit-Papi
July 30th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I’d watch this on pay per view. Especially if Geraldo Rivera hosted.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
why didnt duffy write this red sox post?
July 30th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Dav-PED Ortiz
/stretch
//still, go fuck yourselves, Boston
July 30th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
because he finds this steroid hunt to be sanctimonious, unscrupulous, and poopy
July 30th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Yeah I take steroids. I eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
@GSG: nice aimless rant.
now get down
These 4 guys (including Sosa and Rodriguez) should sue MLB and the Player’s Association for $500 for only having their names released on a confidential, anonymous test. Also, it’s funny they’ve only leaked the 4 big Latino names on the list, and no others.
I’ve been so over this steroids thing for 5 years already
July 30th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
there is nothing more pathetic than the current “i feel more righteous than /enter city’s fans cause someone they root for cheated”
July 30th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I say this will all sincerity, as a Red Sox hater and Yankee fan. Who cares?
If you thought that those guys weren’t on stuff, you were naive. If you were looking to your athletes to guide your moral compass you are in a whole lot of trouble.
I really don’t care if the entertainment I get from these guys is 100% natural, 90% natural and 10% chemical, or 90% chemical. I love watching guys play the game and how they are able to do the specific things they can do is of little import to me.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I feel bad for 9 year old Sean in Beacon Hill. Now he’s gonna be brought up to hate all dark-skinned people and not just African-Americans.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
jpq, you could totally use this thread as exhibit A for your argument yesterday. Some good stuff in here.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
* $500 is lunch stripper money. I meant $500 million
July 30th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I said it when A-Rod was outed, and I said it when Sosa was outed. This tricking of names is bullshit. This Times reporter is being used as a lackey for some disgruntled lawyers with an ax to grind who — it should be noted — is breaking the law each and every time they release a name from that list, which was supposed to be sealed.
I took no particular glee when A-Rod was named because it was bullshit that he got named alone.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Aw poor bahston those-uh guys get ah shit on by everyone.
/cj and jpq’d
//maybe they should have thought about their names being on a list when they were injecting illegal PEDs into their asses so they could play a game better. fuck them they cheated they deserve the embarassment as does any one else who is on the list and is gonna get embarassed
July 30th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
@Clown – amazing
And jpq – I’m allowed to rant a little considering I’ve had to put up with so much shit from non-yanks fans about A-rod and Giambi. I know a lot of players have used the drugs, and I never really cared, I’m just giving back what was given to me before.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
what i would give to have schillings name on that list.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Wonder if Ortiz wishes he could take back this quote from February: “I think you clean up the game by the testing. I test you, you test positive, you’re going to be out. Period
Ortiz also said players who test positive for steroids should be suspended for an entire season
July 30th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Mickey Morandini? Just guessing….
Just release the list, already. The slow leak of names is getting old.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
a funny boston parody
/sorry jpq and cj but that is funny.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
mrejr & GSG: I could care less if they get outed. If they did it, out them and give them shit. The problem I have is this trickle of one or two names a month at a time. This shit is gonna go on for years.
Either screw all 104 guy’s legal rights and release all the names now, or stop it and take the Scarlet letter off the 4 guy’s names who ARE being outed and move on. It’s the hypocrisy of picking and choosing the names that bugs me, not that they did it. I could care less.
@Clown – amazing
yes, the passive aggressive racism always amazes me also
July 30th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Time to release the whole list.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
mrejr: it was funny. I can’t wait until 6 so I can watch “Have a Beer w/ Barry”.
He’s having a Bud Light, you know. Gates likes Red Stripe, and the drunken Irish Bahston cawp is having a Blue Moon. It’s wicked pissah
July 30th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I guess he’s taking them this year because his fielding is appreciably better this year as opposed to recent years.
That would be the highlight of my year.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@JPQ – I agree with that. I do believe that they should just release the whole list instead of cherry-picking names to release. Give them all the disrespect they deserve, then move on. I was disgusted when Giambi’s name leaked, and then the Yanks PR department came and spun it like he’s a hero (dude fucking got standing ovations after he apologized for “stuff and things”) As you obviously can tell, am I yanks fan. Its just me giving shit back to the Red Sox nation that we’ve been getting for years.
Also, where’s the players union in all this name leaking? Is there any legal action they can take?
July 30th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Frank Thomas laughs at these clowns. Im still confused was that shit legal in MLB in 2003?
July 30th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
jpq: i hope it’s televised so we can see obama and gates both say “so, middle class citizen what do you have to say for yourself?”
July 30th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@jpq: Does this mean you’re burning your Big Papi one-zi?
July 30th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Bud Light taste like piss.
/Ive never tasted pissed but I can imagine…
July 30th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Speaking of this, did you guys see what a Boston cop did? What a moron.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Will Obama let them drink non-Amurrrkin beer? As long as its not Obama I guess its alright.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@clown
That was so good.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
What cop sends that shit to anyone, let alone a newspaper? What did he expect: the editor to yell “hell yea!” and meet up with him at Paddy’s for a beer?
July 30th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Also, where’s the players union in all this name leaking? Is there any legal action they can take?
GSG: I think that’s why they made Fehr walk the plank last month. Orza’s next. If I were one of the 4, I seriously would sue anybody and everybody, even if it was just to stick everything up
i hope it’s televised so we can see obama and gates both say “so, middle class citizen what do you have to say for yourself?”
when you’re down to deciding to have a “beer summit”, announce it a week in advance, and then do a press release announcing the type of beer they’re each going to have, I’d say it’s better than 50/50 that there might be a camera or two in the room
/this guy makes Tom Cruise in his heyday look like Howard Hughes in terms of publicity
July 30th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
yeah yesterday someone said the cops who arrested gates said that in an email, so i asked for a link and i got called a caucasian got the link then read that it in fact wasnt a the cop who arrested gates but a different cop who was rightfully fired. im not naming any names though
July 30th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@jpq: Does this mean you’re burning your Big Papi one-zi?
hernia: no, but I’m getting my Mike Greenwell Zubaz pants ready for the trash
July 30th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
what’s the move if you’re Papi and Manny? do you cop to it? deny? get your lawyers involved?
July 30th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Once again, can we all take a moment to applaud the hard work so many brave journalists with standards did to uncover the truth in this matter….wait, what’s that? They did absolutely jack shit because they were too afraid to lose access to the banal quotes they needed to serve a dying medium?
July 30th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
i have. it comes up as soon as it goes down. the asshole
July 30th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Can we please confirm that KG, Pierce, Brady, etc. are on the list as well? Or a similar list? Please!
/Fuck Boston
July 30th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
i bet manny shakes it off and says oh well. i bet papi hits .150 the rest of the year and hes out of the big leagues by the end of next year
July 30th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
what’s the move if you’re Papi and Manny? do you cop to it? deny? get your lawyers involved?
since Manny didn’t give a fuck for testing positive 4 months ago and hurting his current team by missing 50 games, my money’s on the fact that he won’t even make a major comment about this, because it was six years and one team ago.
Papi will take all the heat by himself, which is fine by me. I just don’t think Manny’s going to be any help
July 30th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Release the entire list already!! This is getting absurd
July 30th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
im waiting for mass confessions before the fact
July 30th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I brought this up about 6 months ago, about how Manny and Papi were boys and i was skeptical about Ortiz. People said i was an asshole for indicting someone guilty by association.
/Pat self on back
//not saying i told you so
///like anyone is surprised anyway
July 30th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Players union seriously needs to stop acting like a bunch of pussies and take care of this. Now. I take a little delight in Ortiz (cuz Im an asshole/Yankee fan) but the Union has now let 3 active players be named in this report that is supposed to be anonymous. Seriously, shake down this reporter or something. But get off your asses and clean up the leaks. I don’t care what it takes.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
half of you hate boston more than you like any of your home teams
odd
July 30th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
dont know why i said 6 months ago, but when manny tested positive for trying to regulate his period.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
the feds took the list in 2004 so i would look there
July 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
With that said… aI am going to love watching Peter Gammons spin this shit. Fucker.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
half of you hate boston more than you like any of your home teams
Yup, kinda how i feel about Pittsburgh, and the two Boston world series championships now have an asterisk
July 30th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
i bet hes crying
July 30th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
BS. it was a level playing field
July 30th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
With as much fervor as the gov’t used to go after steroid users, they should need a tenth of that to find the fucker leaking this list.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Ok I’ll be the asshole that explains this for BSSM, jpq, and cracker jack. People loathe Boston teams because the fans are absolutely insufferable. They’re obnoxious as fuck when they win anything, and they’re so thin-skinned it’s ridiculous. Also there’s a touch of nerosis that adds to the whole thing. Not saying that applies to anybody here, but, your lowest common demoninator Boston fan fits that bill, and nobody likes it. There you go.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
actually i like this better. let the cheaters sweat it out. they will always wonder when their name will be dropped. fuck them. you know what would cause boston to just melt down? if youk or pedroia gets nailed. there would hundreds of sullys and murphs jumping off buildings
July 30th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
With that said… aI am going to love watching Peter Gammons spin this shit. Fucker
+1 Jersey. I wish that guy would retire
July 30th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
*neurosis. eff.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
younglefty…would you expect another city to act differently?…boston teams have won a real lot of shit this decade…i find it hard to not get cocky and insufferable…every city does when they win…bitter people like you make it alot easier for fans to continue to be insufferable
July 30th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
add in the patriots taping signals and the celtics using an alien as their pg and i dont think we can trust anything that town does
July 30th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
“Trying to find my way back home… the old me’s dead and gone, dead and gone… oh…trying to find my waaayyy back home… traveling down this road so long… too long… the old me’s dead and gone… dead and gone…”
-tear rolls down Ortiz’s cheek
July 30th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
mrejr…..you’re exatly right abt pedroia/youk
July 30th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
people who arent douchebags make it easier for douchebags to act like douchebags?
July 30th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
add in the patriots taping signals and the celtics using an alien as their pg and i dont think we can trust anything that town does
haha, +1
July 30th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Don’t get me wrong. Boston’s not alone in this thing. New York is bad, although, not as bad as Boston in my estimation. Pittsburgh is up there, and if the Cubs ever won the World Series, I’m pretty sure Earth would be unliveable. It just seems that Boston is the most egregious example. Simmons doesn’t help this, and I’m a Simmons fan.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Yawn
July 30th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
younglefty: I get the “insufferable winner fan”, but there’s a LOT of cities (Pittsburgh, Dallas, Chicago) where a lot of people HATE the Steelers, Cowboys, or Cubs, but that’s it. Here, people hate all teams, all people, anybody who ever drove the Mass Turnpike (see Gammons and Simmons from irish). Cowboy and Steeler fans are just as insufferable to me, but I don’t give a shit about the Rangers, Mavs, Pens or Pirates.
NY fans? Don’t even get me started, although even there it’s limited to Yanks, Mets, and Jets. They’re worse than Boston fans, and don’t even have recent wins to be unsufferable about. The others teams? meh.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
no…people who go nuts over a fan base cause of the way they act and cursing the entire city is acting like a douchebag
saying “oh man /random city sucks i hate all of that city” would make anyone want to act like an asshole back.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
saying “oh man /random city sucks i hate all of that city” would make anyone want to act like an asshole back.
So people who think boston fans are douchebags make boston fans douchebags? This is so confusing. There is gonna have to be an experiment. A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. This sounds a lot like my wife makes me punch her in the face though.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
The insufferable winner fan is only part of it. Yankee fans actually seem to relish the hate. Boston fans immediately get defensive and start with this whole “why do you hate us? you must be a fackin’ losah” thing. Calm the fuck down and get over yourselves. Other fanbases wear that hate as a badge of honor, and Boston fans cry about it.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
the list ain’t getting released. the union will never let it happen. no way.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
i thought you were gay or is that A WIFE?
/sincere
ME: I wouldnt want anything that long near my ass
YOU: we are different in many ways
/paraphrasing’d
July 30th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I’m PISSED at Boston because of how much more insufferable they have become. I want to be insufferable and overly homerish. Dammit.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
may be true for some in boston…but i can specifically remember the way this city loved the atmosphere/hate of the 2007 patriots season
July 30th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
TBL, the feds took the list in 2004 so its out of the unions hands
July 30th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
lefty said it best. although bad move misspelling neurosis. mrejs shakespearian like quote of:
also sums it up pretty well. new york fans know theyre assholes. ohio state fans know theyre assholes. boston fans wont admit to it, and its insufferable.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
lefty: it is physically impossible NOT to hate this fan
July 30th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I guess its just me, but I think a fan who enjoys being hated is a fucking weirdo. Or they dont care because they are that pompous and smug. Seems worse to me.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
But they are LETTING it happen, just very slowly. If I was head of the union, there would be an army the size of Israel’s looking for this damn leak.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
but soooo many people have seen the list. i think it was lawyers from like 4 different sides. and i think the list was confiscated about 2 yrs ago (could be wrong). in 2 years, do you know how many people could have seen the list? 25? 50?
July 30th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
If every sport team fanbase in the world had a Fireman Ed, the world would be a better place.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
So if we would just admit we were douchebags, we wouldn’t be douchebags? Interesting.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Irrelevant… they need to send some goons to Michael Schmidt’s house and beat him in front of his kids until he coughs up his sources. Also, ESPN New York radio accidentally let someone call up and refer to cowherd as cowturd on the radio. I haven’t finished laughing yet.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
i thought you were gay or is that A WIFE?
/sincere
ME: I wouldnt want anything that long near my ass
YOU: we are different in many ways
/paraphrasing’d
what’s a little homosexual humor amongst commenters?
good to know that stuck with you though.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
So if we would just admit we were douchebags, we wouldn’t be douchebags? Interesting.
to bring the Boston/call yourself an asshole hate full circle
July 30th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
you wont admit the patriots cheated even though they got caught. you still wont admit the red sox cheated even though they got caught. its pathetic.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
no, you’re the only people, well person in this case, who knows you aren’t one.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
jpq I hate every New York team too, and most of their fans. Believe me, between his Notre Dame fandom, his Yankee fandom, and Jets fandom, I would really really hate JerseyYo!, but he dips, so he’s cool with me.
cj you’d still have a douchey fanbase, but a less insufferable one.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
where the fuck is the list ? is it in a giant government warehouse.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
It’s in the box next to the Ark of the Covenant.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. duh
July 30th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
duder: who are you talking to?
lefty: that’s my point. I’m fine w/ Jersey. He’s cool. But some people hear “Boston” and the hate tentacles go up. My wife is a Mets and Rangers fan (as much of a fan as she can be when we went to the ‘03 Series and she was telling my daughter to cheer for the guys in the pinstripes, thinking they were the Marlins-lol).
I guess I need to tell her to punch herself in the face more often
July 30th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
tst, why wouldnt it? i didnt know you were joking so it wasnt difficult for me to believe that.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
It’s almost like you are saying I’m not a COMPLETE douchebag. Which is fine by me.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
jersey: you are lucky you dip
July 30th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Pete Sir = Most say pizza
Otch = A tourist attraction in St. Louis
Cotton = You buy milk in it (carton)
Seen Ya = Last year of school
Holly = An excellent motorcycle
Budded Con = Corn on the cob with butter
Bonnie = A purple dinosaur you probably detest
Ah = Letter between q and s
He Has A Cap On = He has a fish on his head
Lodge = Opposite of small (large)
Bulkie = Sandwich bun
Bah Rum = Bar room
Wicked Boah = A not-so-interesting person
Southie = Someone from South Boston
Ba Ba = He cuts your hair
Bub Bluh = Water fountain to most
Awed = Opposite of even
Ann Tenor = Transmits radio waves to your car
Khakis = Start your car with them
Pita is a Cheetah = Peter cheated on this test
Spa = Ma and Pa convenience store
Seltz = Our basketball team
Directional = Car’s blinkers
The Hub = The world revolves around here
Had = Opposite of soft
Tea Potty = Precursor to American Revolution
Clabbids = Wood boards that cover many houses here
Lemon Stir = Leominster, Mass
Low Gin = Logan Airport
Match = Month between Feb and April
Foddy Doll Us = $39.99 plus one cent
How Ah Ya? = Boston Greeting
Have Id = Our famous University
Hoodsie = Small cup of ice cream
Wicked Spooney = Something very cool
Pots = Pieces to your kids toys
Packy = Buy liquor or 6 pack there
Boy Gawd = By God
Frappe = Milkshake to most
Had Licka = Gets you drunk fast
Spooky = Italian sub sandwich (from spucadella)
/and talk like normal people for fuck sake
//stirring the pot
July 30th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
And for those with out Twitta (please no moderation), Simmons’ thoughts
July 30th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I know, seriously, or I would have no friends. Maybe Big Tobacco should use that as an ad.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@PL StabbinKabin
Howard: Hey Dawn,jeet jet?
Don: What?
Howard: I axst, jeet jet?
Don: Na, j’ew? Hauscome don’t we go dahn dahntahn fer a cut of Vinnie Pie.
Howard: No, lets go to S’liberty or Mahnt Lebo fer a cole Ahrn and a sammitch, maybe some pigs in a blanket or a perogie n’at.
Don: Yea, I love dem hunkey han grenades. Let’s git some chipped chopped ham at Islays n’at too.
Howard: After we eat, we needs to git us a comera. I want to take some pitchers at da Stillers game today.
Don: It’s clahdy and looks like it might rain – make sure yinz bring yinzes rubbers too.
Howard: Shoot, we got a flat. Do yinz have a tahr arn in da car?
Don: Yea, in da trunk under da worsh cloth, next to the gum bands n’at.
Howard: Yinz rilly need to red up this trunk.
Don: Hey, stop jaggin me, Hahrd. Which way do we go to git dahn to Three Rivers, by da way?
Howard: Through da tube… Can we stop at da O? I’m still hungry.
Don: As long as yinz share n’at… I miss da good old days, wit Erboto Clmentee – he was one of da best players da Pa-ritz ever ad.
Howard: Yea… Jano, lets go see da Gwins instead dahn arena. Lah-Muuuuuu is playin.
Don: Oakel-Doakel… Jimminy Christmas, this traffic is whoreible. Wheres we at? East Picksburg?
Howard: No, Sahside stupid. Jest follow that old mill hunky wid is blinker on.
/luv dem Stillers!
July 30th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
The whole point is this: Boston fans for years have been saying ‘no way was Ortiz juicing’ then they reveled in guys like Giambi and A-Rod getting popped. Now they look stupid and one of the biggest players from their new found success is a fraud.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
there’s a big difference between the hate that’s spewed towards teams like the yankees and the hate that’s spewed towards the boston fan base.
if you seriously hate people/fans from an entire region based on poor stereotypes you are a fucking sick person with serious fucking problems. get over yourselves.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Nice JPQ, HA
July 30th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
ortiz juiced? whats next? the sky is blue? taxes get raised with democrats?? betty white is old???
July 30th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
does old mean hilarious?
July 30th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
There’s gotta be a funnier way to phrase this.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Nice JPQ, HA
just showing that people in Boston aren’t the only ones who talk like they got a box of choc-o-lates in their mouths when they talk, like the stereotype always shows
July 30th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Big Papi! Three-run jack.
July 30th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Steriods should be legal. End of story. I am tired of hearing a bunch of reporters and fans acting/talking holier than thou. If there was a drug to make me a better secret ninja assassin, believe me I am taking it. FREE BONDS!