Caption Time: Eli Manning’s Karoke Performance Woos the Women
NFL January 16th. 2007, 9:15pm
And you thought SLAM Magazine only did hoops.
The rulers of the roundball roost were sent some outstanding photos of New York Giants quarterback/space cadet Eli Manning belting out karoke purportedly hours after losing to the New Orleans Saints in late December.
No word if the speech was slurred, but those eyes, they sure look glassy.
Release the hounds!
Karoke Star in a Football Player’s Body (Slam Online)
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January 16th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
The best part is that that’s the same look he has on his face after he throws an errant pass. The blank, Eli Manning Face.
January 16th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Not the first time I’ve been sacked by a 300 pounder
January 16th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Eli sings “Its Raining Men!”
January 16th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Critical Fanatic … wow.
Laughing. My. Ass. Off.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:06 am
i have news for you. his speech is ALWAYS slurred.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:25 am
As a Chargers fan, you Giants fans trash Eli and seem to relish in his relatively prolonged rise to greatness. But in spite of all your BS and willingness to kick him in the nads for anything he does, on or off the field, you got the better deal on that draft day. We all knew it and got reminded of it during that loss to New England. Rivers is good enough for now, but he doesn’t have Eli’s potential. Many of us firmly believe our Chargers team around Eli would not only have us in the hunt today, but favored to win it all. Rivers’ offense scored 20, 20, 21 and 24, and the Chargers won those games. Eli’s offense scored 20, 20, 21 and 22 and lost those games. Eli’s stats in his last 4 were above Rivers’ stats… what Eli didn’t have was, in a word… defense. Hold onto Eli you ungrateful Giants fans… treat him like gold, because he’s going to take you to the Super Bowl… something Rivers will never do for us.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:54 am
Gee, Mrs. Strahan, it’s good to see you too…
January 17th, 2007 at 1:58 am
Eli and Rivers are 1000 times better quarterbacks than Gross Man.
And better singers…
- Really Jay Mariotti
January 17th, 2007 at 4:37 am
Twins15, the real Manning face came after he was unable to complete the pass with the lady in his arms afterwards.
January 17th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Moo!
Nothing like drowning your sorrows in alcohol and the arms of a woman that’ll look 100 pounds heavier in the morning.
January 17th, 2007 at 9:12 am
Eli whispering in featured vixen’s ear;
‘I just want you to know darlin’-me and Shockey, we’re a couple. Sorry.”
January 17th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
“Do I know any Barry Manilo? What kind of question is that? …three, four…SWEEEEET CAROLINE!!!!…”
January 17th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Joe from San Diego, are you f-ing serious? I hope not…
January 29th, 2007 at 1:37 am
What can he say? He’s gorgeous..women will always love him. Can’t blame him for partying and having fun once in a while.
March 6th, 2007 at 3:10 am
joe from san diego is a smart, classy dude.