Ever had that feeling come over you where you just wanted to do some damage? Maybe destroy a neighbors mailbox, or toilet paper somebodys house? Or make prank phone calls? Kwame Brown had that feeling recently. So he stole a random mans massive birthday cake on the street, and hurled it at the birthday boy.

About 1:45 a.m. Martinez left the restaurant, his birthday cake in his arms, and walked north. He stopped in front of Blue 32. According to Martinez’s report, Brown came along, grabbed the cake out of his arms and threw it at him. The report gives no indication why Brown would do such a thing.

Folks, this is the assholish move of somebody who just doesnt give a fuck. Just how much of a childish, foolish prick is Brown? Read this and get back to us.

If you dont have time for it all, print it out and read it on your lunch break. Its fascinating insight into the kid from one of the great sportswriters left in newspapers today. There isnt much not to love. The line that left an indelible mark on us is about how Brown would come home with his suit on, wad it into a ball, and just throw it in the corner.

Were not ready to label Brown the biggest bust in NBA draft history, but he damn sure is close.

Growing Pains (Washington Post Magazine)
Brown in Cake Caper (Los Angeles Daily News)

[In a strange twist, we actually knew a family that rented their house to Brown when he was living in DC. For what its worth, they said he couldnt have been a nicer guy.]