2009 NFL Preview: Minnesota Vikings
2009 NFL Previews, Video August 4th. 2009, 2:00pm
Just about every NFL preview on this site has so far predicted that its team would make the playoffs and/or win the division. Should that come true, we may be witnessing a historic season folks.
But nothing would be more historic than the Minnesota Vikings playing in January again. For that would make them the first team in NFL history to reach the playoffs in consecutive seasons without actually implementing the quarterback position.
When we last saw the Vikings (Brad Childress Not Explaining Away The Brett Favre Fiasco Edition): Minnesota limped to a 1-3 start before winning seven of its last nine en route to a Wild Card berth. Purple Jesus took home the NFL rushing title in his second season, carrying the team behind 363 rushing attempts. The Vikings’ first home playoff game in eight years was lost when Philly’s Brian Westbrook converted a reception into a 71-yard score. For the game, Tarvaris Jackson was just 15-of-35 for 164 yards and an interception yet Minnesota only trailed by TWO heading into the fourth quarter.
As you may have surmised this offseason, the Vikings quarterback depth chart is a punch line. And it could get worse. Tarvaris Jackson was benched after two games last year but returned in Week 14 when Gus Frerotte’s back was rendered to dust particles. In other 2008 developments, the Vikings’ run defense continued a reign of terror so good that Childress would’ve been forgiven for lining up Jared Allen at quarterback at some point.
BIG TIME FREE AGENT QB GRAB: Sage Rosenfels is a 31-year-old journeyman QB whom Childress owes some SERIOUS cheese. Why else would he continue to insist that the Vikings are alright at QB? Rosenfels earned a fan base in Houston filling in for the oft-injured Matt Schaub and he will be an upgrade over Frerotte. Can’t say he’s exceptionally better than T-Jack though (Jackson’s one of the league’s better running QBs and tossed just two interceptions last season). Furthermore, Rosenfels’s penchant for game-destroying picks would make a certain Wranglers pitchman’s eyes well up. Every 5-6 incompletions last year was an INT. Also, every scramble carried with it a 93 percent chance of high comedy.
Draft-tastic: Explosive Florida WR Percy Harvin is signed and ready to practice. So is OL Phil Loadholt of OU. Both could contribute early and often. All eyes will be on Harvin to see if he can buck the trend of drafted Vikings receivers not quite panning out. It’s too early to judge Sidney Rice (Round 2, 2007). At 6-foot-4 he could be a red zone threat if healthy. But Minny’s still reeling from their 2005 7th overall selection of Troy Williamson who famously challenged Childress to scrap after the coach fined him a game check for attending his grandmother’s funeral. 
Mandatory College FB Reference: For at least the preseason, two stars of the epic 2007 Fiesta Bowl are on the same depth chart. Adrian Peterson scored two TDs for OU that night. Minnesota also drafted Ian Johnson from Boise State in this year’s draft, conjuring images of his game-winning 2-point conversion and subsequent marriage proposal to a cheerleader. Enjoy it while it lasts. Johnson is a long-shot to make the roster.
AWKWARD: Team leaders Adrian Peterson, Jared Allen, Steve Hutchinson and Antoine Winfield reportedly phoned and texted Brett Favre at length throughout his courtship with the Vikings. One gets the sense that these guys knew that even a Favre pushing 40 would get them over the hump to the NFC title game and perhaps beyond. Now they get to suit up every day with the dejected Rosenfels and Jackson. Yeeeeah, about that. They’ll also suit up with Visanthe Shiancoe. Too easy?
Vegas Baby!: The NFC North will be more competitive than it will get preseason credit for. Oddsmakers have the over/under on Vikes wins this season at 8.5, the same for Green Bay and 8 for Chicago. Better question: O/U on games until John David Booty takes a snap?
Unscientific Schedule Talk: The Vikings get an easy early going with two road games at Cleveland and Detroit to start, followed by San Francisco at home, they host Green Bay for the Monday Night Football game that was supposed to be much bigger before travelling to St. Louis. Back-to-back contests against the Steelers and Ravens in Weeks 6-7 may actually kill one of their quarterbacks and a backloaded schedule after their Week 9 bye (both Chicago games, @ Arizona, @ Carolina and home against the Giants in Week 17) could make things interesting.
Statistical Revelations: No Vikings QB has passed for 300 yards since 2006 and in that span a QB has only passed for more than two TDs in a game three times … only Oakland has attempted fewer passes the last two seasons … Adrian Peterson’s 10 100-yard games last season was a franchise record … Minnesota allowed an NFL-high 7 TD on returns … Peterson had a league-high four fumbles … T-Jack wasn’t far behind with three.

TBL NFL 2009 Prediction Beer of the Day: Wild Blue. A blueberry lager that’ll have you wondering whether you’re drinking beer or wine. And by the sixth bottle of this 8% beer, you’ll think that the Vikings are OK at QB after all. I’m looking at you Brad!
Prediction: 10-6 seems about right but to tell you why the Vikings could just as easily finish 9-7 or 8-8 would be an insult to your comprehension. The Vikings would do terrible things to acquire a quarterback like Aaron Rodgers or Jay Cutler…wait, they have Brad Childress so no they wouldn’t. At any rate, having a once-in-a-generation running back, an outstanding defensive line — Kevin & Pat Williams may not be suspended for four games as previously thought — and a quality offensive line could be enough to keep the Vikings atop the division.
The Vikings play one of the easiest schedules in the last 17 years on paper but so do the Packers. The Vikings, Bears and Packers all have their own questions and either could end up North champs. I think 10-6 will win the NFC North while the 9-7 runners-up pray for a wild card berth.
Get well soon, Kenechi Udeze.
2009 NFL Preview: Detroit Lions
2009 NFL Preview: Chicago Bears
2009 NFL Preview: Washington Redskins
2009 NFL Preview: Dallas Cowboys
2009 NFL Preview: Philadelphia Eagles
2009 NFL Preview: New York Giants
58 Responses to “2009 NFL Preview: Minnesota Vikings”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.


August 4th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
he’s going to be an AWESOME RT.
love the vikes this year…hopefully one of their QB’s can crawl out of the suck. they just need new uniforms and an outdoor stadium.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
As long as they keep Childress away from the middle schools they’re good.
/I’ll see myself out
August 4th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Their unis are pretty cool. I just feel srry for the groundskeeper for Minny in November.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
harvin has a chance to be as good as metcalf
August 4th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
+1
August 4th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
How is Brad Childress not the new logo for KFC? He just screams chicken.
http://www.shamasportsheadliners.com/images/CHILDRESS_Brad.JPG
August 4th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
What about the 2005 and 2006 Bears?
August 4th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Jarred Allen always looks like a fucking clown.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Wild Blue. A blueberry lager that’ll have you wondering whether you’re drinking beer or wine
Sam Adams put out some Blackberry beer recently. not as good as Summer Ale
August 4th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
what about the steelers since they drafted big ben?
/stretches
//cracks knuckles
///digs in
August 4th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
So true.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
true story…but he’s a beast on the field.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Rings!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I keep saying it, but Sage isn’t that bad. Check his game log from last year. Minus the INT abortion vs the 2nd best defense in the league, he played pretty damn good. 67% and 8.2 ypa is incredible. Peyton was 67% and 7.2 last year, for comparison.
If Sage cuts down on the INTs, this team is making some noise.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Saw that coming a miiiiiile away.
Troegs Sunshine Pils > Sam Adams Summer Ale
August 4th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Sounds like something I need to try at least once.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Sweetwater Summer Hummer > Troegs > Sam Adams Summer
August 4th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
he also had a bastard version of shanny’s amazing offensive scheme, andre johnson, kevin walters and owen daniels and a coach who actually has his head out of his ass.
now he has brad! and berrian! and rice!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Anyone heard how long T-Jack is out, (that may turn out to be a blessing).
August 4th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
“We’re 12-2 and Rex is our
quarterbackSex Cannon.”How many picks does Grossman throw in HOU this year? You know he’s going to see the field whether because of injury or garbage time.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
with or without sage they’ll be in the playoffs. only problem is getting past the 1st round. please tell me you’re all for Vick, MNYC …
August 4th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
better than rice,taylor
August 4th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
no, not at all…but better than (sidney) rice/berrian, that’s for sure.
and even if they weren’t better, kubiak is 1,000x the offensive mind childress is.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
theyre gonna run 75% of the time anyway. mix in a couple quick screens to harvin and theyre ok. imagine aj hawk trying to cover harvin. yikes.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
please say all season. please say all season. please say all season.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Missed this on the first read through. I say he does take a snap. October 25th in a massive blowout against the Steelers.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@arkbadger – if that’s the case the FO better pick up a gently used Claussen or McCown on the quicks.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I swear, 90 percent of the beers you guys bring up on here I have never ever heard of.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Childress is mildly retarded. Mark me down for the Packers taking the division.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
That’s because 90% of the beer you drink is Heineken.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
He is from Jersey, there Broski.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
He showers in that shit.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Damn, ouch.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
weed >>> beer
i don’t always drink beer, but when i do, it’s always a great lakes brewery dortmunder gold (or christmas ale in the winter).
August 4th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
the vikes have a better chance to win without brett favre than they do with him. i would not be surprised to sage blow the fuck up with the killer defense and even deadlier running game backing him up.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
West Coast Brewing Co’s > East Coast Brewing Co’s
August 4th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Homer!
/Paolo
August 4th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
No way dude. Dogfish Head Brewery > anything else.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Late to the party, but Sea Dog Blueberry Wheat Ale owns.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
i don’t care who it is, as long as it isn’t t-jack. he ruined too many of my sunday’s last year, usually leading me to to drink way more than i should when i have to go to work on monday.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
No way dude. Dogfish Head Brewery > anything else.
To each their own. I’m just a huge fan of Stone’s IPA, Fat Tire, and Sierra Nevada.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Sea Dog Blueberry Wheat Ale
I find people tend to have a love/hate feeling towards wheat beer, never in the middle. I’m not a fan.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Fat Tire is good, and I dig Sierra Nevada, but they get owned by the DFH 90 minute IPA. But like you said, to each their own.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
(or christmas ale in the winter)
Great Lakes Christmas is second only to Anchor Steam’s
August 4th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Truth
August 4th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
The 90 is the best of the DFH’s IPAs.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
+1000
Have you had their palo santo? It’ll knock you off your feet.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I prefer to think of them less as rivals, and more like best friends. Together they remind me of the theme song from Married with Children.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
false. I can drink 12 beers a day, I can’t smoke 12 blunts…
August 4th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Abita beer > Sam Adams
August 4th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
new belgium skinny dip and sunshine wheat ftw!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I like the Jockamo IPA every now and then.
Have not had it. I’ll put it on my list.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Shock Top is terrible. save your money
August 4th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
You have lost your mind. But there are some very questionable styles from Sammy.
Abita Amber on draught or Restoration ain’t too shabby, the rest are quite meh.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
i think all that shit is nasty. i dont drink beer to have a meal, i drink beer to get hammered.
August 4th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Olde English, and then there’s the rest.
August 4th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
great beer post
August 4th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
crazy horse > old E