Earlier this month, we brought you those volleyball action shots of Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel, frolicking on a beach in Puerto Rico, where they apparently rang in the New Year. Last week, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady upstaged the Yankees shortstop by snaring supermodel Gisele.

So is it any wonder that Tuesday, photos of Biel’s supple derriere, shown above, surfaced on the internet? Apparently, the photo comes from her New Year’s eve trip with Jeter. As if that wasn’t enough, Wednesday’s Page Six had Jeter linked to actress Gabrielle Union.

This has to stop, really. Guys – we know you pull more wool than rockstars. All the women want to bang you guys and all the guys want to be your friend. We get it. How about a challenge – you both head to Miami next week and take to the party circuit, and whoever secures the hottest talent – grudgingly, we offer to judge – wins.

A New Union (Page Six)
Moynahan’s State Weighs on Friends (NY Daily News)
EARLIER: Just in Case You Forgot, Tom Brady Would Like to Remind You That He Is In Fact, The Man.
EARLIER: A Mean Volleyball team: Jeter and Biel

[Apologies all around for the second celebrity ass shot of the day. Sometimes, we just can’t help ourselves.]