We�re not in Miami yet for the shitshow that will be Super Bowl weekend, but for those of you already in South Beach, here�s the party you want to hit tonight, for obvious reasons:

TUESDAY, JANUARY 30TH, 2007

Prive welcomes Bryant McKinnie�s �Welcome to Miami� celebration with DJ Radamas and special surprise guests.

There�s no time on this email, but we assume that if you get there around 11, and you show up with a double-sided dildo, you�ll probably get in free. No idea on who the ’surprise guests’ are, but one can only assume Fred Smoot is a lock, Mike Wilbon will probably make a cameo, and maybe Gabrielle Union will show up, since she’s a staple at all athlete fiestas.

The party we really can�t wait for is Terrell Owens� pool party on Saturday at the Versace Mansion. We�re going to roll up on that jam in a banana hammock and a smile, and totally do at least three cannon balls.

Dude, we�re so going to get arrested this weekend.