brooklyn deckerBrooklyn Decker in GQ … man whistles at three women, they proceed to beat him up … Beyonce, bikini, yes … you won’t text and drive after seeing this video … assuming this is real (see dateline), how can you admit that to police? … to sit Johan, to not to Johan, that is the question … “Squeaking by on $300,000” … spend a few minutes voting on the Suns dance team … man stole over $100k worth of DVD porn … always thought the L train sucked, but we never saw anything like this … liquor sales in Ohio set a state record … yes, Steven Tyler has seen better days …

Joe Posnanski has now deemed Derek Jeter a Golden God, offensively and defensively, so back off. (SI)

Dying his hair makes him look like the lovechild of Tom Arnold and Bono. (Sports Hernia)

No Vick jerseys will be sold in Dick’s sporting goods … they’re selling like hotcakes at Modell’s. (Philly Inquirer)

Fendi Onobun is the new Greg Paulus. Arizona hoops to Houston football. (2nd n’ short)

But are free tickets to a Bucs game worth anything? (Joe Bucs Fan)

College Hoops Gameday next year: It only crosses the Mississippi twice. (Rush the Court)

Jason Williams, aka White Chocolate, returns to the NBA and signs with the Magic. (ESPN)

John Feinstein recalls bonding with Robert Novak over college basketball. (Feinstein on the Brink)

Who’s ready to go 10 rounds over this UBS decision? Where are people stashing their money now? (Wash Post)

Nice analysis piece here on South Koreans and golf. (NY Times)

Making the MVP case for Miguel Cabrera. (M-Live)

First saw this on the Daily Show last night. Awesome.

The UMass mascot turned up at a blogger’s wedding.