2009 NFL Preview: Buffalo Bills
2009 NFL Previews, NFL August 20th. 2009, 3:00pm
Last season the Bills started 4-0 and momentarily looked like they could run away with the division. Tom Brady was out for the year, Brett Favre was playing for the Jets and the Dolphins were relying on trick plays. The Bills had arrived! Then Adrian Wilson put Trent Edwards on his ass. And his head. Edwards was concussed and had to come out of the game. He was back after the bye week, but the Bills never seemed to fully recover from that punch in the mouth. Starting with the Arizona game, they lost 9 of their last 12 and Buffalo finished dead last in the AFC East.
Draft – The Bills took Penn State’s Aaron Maybin with the 11th pick in the draft. He’s currently setting a team record for the longest holdout by a draft pick. Yay! Team record! Don’t let that sour their draft grade though. They also tried to improve the offensive line with Eric Wood and Andy Levitre.
Free Agency – They signed Terrell Owens and the circus that comes with him. He’s been filming a reality show and I apologize for giving it a good review. I don’t even remember what channel its on. They also signed Dominic Rhodes to help fill out the backfield.
Marshawn Lynch – Busted on weapon charges in the offseason! Involved in a hit and run the offseason before! Big deal. As long as Lynch stays healthy and they keep feeding the ball to Beast Mode, no one in Buffalo cares. And yes, I love the video of Lynch at Applebee’s. It’s the first thing I think of when I hear his name.
Anyway, he’ll be sitting out the first 4 weeks of the regular season, which should afford him ample time to visit Applebee’s. While we’re on the subject, the boneless wings are delicious. I’m thinking about them right now.
Offense – They’ve got Lynch for the last 3/4 of the season. They added TO to compliment Lee Evans and drafted TE Shawn Nelson. Trent Edwards should be excited. At least until TO doesn’t get enough looks. Or if the rookie offensive lineman don’t protect him. If not, JP Losman isn’t walking through that locker room door. Ryan Fitzpatrick is.
Toronto – December 3rd the Bills host the Jets in Canada.

Defense -The Bills were 14th in total defense last season. They need to get Maybin on the field soon. The Bills have only sacked the quarterback a handful of times over the last 2 years. Maybin could help put some pressure on the QB. They’re also hoping that Leodis McKelvin makes the leap this year. He certainly goes up against some quality receivers in practice.
Offline Thoughts -My roommate is a lifelong Buffalo fan. I figured I’d pick his brain about the upcoming season. Let’s read what he had to say - “Seeing as how all the teams I enjoy watching shit the bed, I think they’re going to be fantastic.” Yes, you may have picked up on the sarcasm.
Prediction – The Patriots are going to run away with the division, this much we know. How the other 3 teams sort themselves out remains to be seen. It’s possible that the Bills could get a couple more wins this season, but not likely. I see them finishing around 7-9 again. Except this year they won’t start so hot and finish so cold. It’ll be a slow burn of mediocrity. And Terrell Owens will do some weird stuff to get our attention.
NFC East: Dallas Cowboys Preview | Philadelphia Eagles Preview | New York Giants Preview | Washington Redskins Preview
NFC North: Chicago Bears Preview | Detroit Lions Preview | Minnesota Vikings Preview | Green Bay Packers Preview
NFL South: Tampa Bay Bucs Preview | Atlanta Falcons Preview | New Orleans Saints Preview | Carolina Panthers Preview
NFL West: San Francisco 49ers Preview | St. Louis Rams Preview | Arizona Cardinals Preview | Seattle Seahawks Preview
AFC East: New England Patriots Preview | New York Jets Preview |
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August 20th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
BRING BACK THE THROWBACKS!!!
August 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
An accurate way of describing contracting herpes from banging a fat chick.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I hope TO’s turf toe turns into hoof and mouth disease.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Maybin is pissing me off, get your ass to camp son.
I can’t wait to see TO berating Dick Jaron on the sidelines while he stares straight ahead, not making the slightest movement or sound.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Seconded. Those are top-3 NFL uniforms.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
all those words and no mention of the Poz?
August 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Tom Brady was out for the year, Brett Favre was playing for the Jets and the Dolphins were relying on trick plays.
Excellent.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
honestly, maybin wasn’t doing anything this year anyways. needs to learn technique, he out-athlete’d guys last year.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Are the NFL South and West divisions new?
August 20th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
The Bills haven’t been the same since Mark Kelso’s helmet left.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I think of this. Hard to believe he was in a hit and run.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
An accurate way of describing contracting herpes from banging a fat chick.
This is a good way of saying your luck is fucked for life. And I’m pissed i missed all the music fun in the round up.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
8-8.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
much like the t-rex, the infererior cranal cavity of the TO is only able to detect moving prey. The TO normally scares the prey from hiding by getting close to it and screaming about not getting the ball.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
James Lofton and Andre Reed were fun to watch, which means I haven’t enjoyed a Buffalo Bills game since 1992.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
The 2009 Buffalo Bills!
/Lifts leg
/fart
August 20th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
+1
August 20th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I highly doubt this.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
No it doesn’t, the Jets are going to finish last.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Like the Pirates.
August 20th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
5-11
send Maybins bitch ass back to Hppy Valley. fuck him. i hate it when my fave team in all sports continues to pick players from the Big 11
August 20th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
don’t hate the player, hate the GM for picking the wrong players.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Laureniatis = Pauluszany in the NFL. I don’t know how to spell either of their names, but i would never draft a Big 11 linebacker if i was an NFL GM.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Thats just ridiculous. Everyone conference has plenty of guys in the NFL who didn’t pan out. Puz was a 2nd round pick, not sure what you expect from that, he’s decent, not great.
Last I checked there were plenty of B11 LB’s doing just fine in the league.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
lauranaitis is looking great from what i’ve heard.
and im sure the steelers are kicking themselves for taking lamar woodley (a DE in college, but he plays LB) just like the jets are pissed they took david harris.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Abdul Hodge, Matt Roth was a DE but now plays rush end for the Dolphins, Chad Greenway… Iowa.
PLENTY of OSU talent that I don’t feel like looking up or listing and PSU has quite a few too.
I think what you meant to say is that you wouldn’t draft a Michigan
linebackerplayer in the draft except for a 6th round QB and a 1st round OL.Or a pot smoking WR from MSU, either.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Michigan linebacker
Cato June broke his arm, Fuck Michigan
August 20th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
C’mon now. I thought we all agreed earlier today that Plax was being unfairly persecuted by The Man.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Or a pot smoking WR from MSU, either.
Between Plax today and the Charles Rogers story yesterday, The Spartans are on a roll.
August 20th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
How did I miss that? Please explain.
August 20th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
tkmsu, OTL did a report on how Charles Rogers is trying to work himself back into NFL shape. The guy was and still is a mess.
August 20th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Abdul Hodge isnt exactly tearing it up , Souvenir