Pacman Update: He Brought $81,000 to the Strip Club to Make it Rain (Not Bullets, Though)
Uncategorized February 22nd. 2007, 3:19pm
Breaking: We have temporarily solved the ‘Make it Rain’ quandary that has baffled us all week! First off, we know the song. It rules. Great warm-up song for hoops or lifting weights. But we have not yet illegally downloaded it, so we didn’t know the spelling of ‘Rain.’ And like fools, we googled, ‘Make it Reign’ (why? Shawn Kemp. That’s why.) and when you do that, a song comes up. We didn’t bother check the lyrics – we just figured that was it. Mistake!
This morning’s Pacman Jones update: It seems as if Pacman took a garbage bag loaded with $81,000 into a strip club. By our calculations … that would get you continuous lap dances all night from three women at a time (rotating chicks, obviously) in the champagne room with a bottle of Dom in one hand, and your other hand in a place we can’t describe on this family-friendly website. Seriously – $81,000? You could buy a 2007, top-of-the line Mercedes CLK with that kind of coin. Three hours of gratification and blue balls, or a new car, fully paid. Hmmm.
All the evidence points to Pacman’s buddy shooting three people (one is paralyzed), and plus there’s video. Props to the boys at PTI for making this a prominent subject yesterday, and then bringing in David Dupree for the 5 good minutes segment and discussing it a bit more. ESPN.com still isn’t making the connection to this story, probably because NBA pooh-bah David Stern has said to steer clear of it. Mike & Mike talked about it this morning. Bloggers have been all over (Fanhouse, Sports by Brooks, Deadspin, etc). Hey Bud Foster Adams, what’s doin’ in Titan-land?
Lastly, we bring you the gory police stats from All-Star weekend: 403 arrests. A whopping 239 were prostitute-related.
New Orleans, here we come!
In other athlete-arrest related news, a Cincinnati Bengals player will be serving 90 days in jail and a couple Indiana Pacers are indicted for an incident at a bar.
Vegas Cops Happy they Prevented Total Chaos (NFL Fanhouse)
Warrant includes details of club melee, shootings (Review Journal)
Pacman Jones Fires Agent (Tennessean)
Weekend Violence Mars All-Star Experience (Las Vegas Now)
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February 22nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
seeing as he is Defensive Coordinator for Va. Tech, Bud foster has no clue what’s going on in Titan Land. Owner Bud ADAMS on the other hand, also doesn’t know what’s going on in Titan Land.
February 22nd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Just can’t do it. I can’t get into “Make it Rain”. Maybe I am getting old, but southern/club/crunk/chopped and screwed/etc rap doesn’t do it for me. Gotta have the classics, or at least the lyrically talented. When at the gym I throw on a little 2Pac, Method Man, or Public Enemy and I am good to go.
I don’t know about Pac Man Jones, but as a rule, I only use Hefty Cinch Saks when carrying around my dolla dolla bills, y’all.
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:36 pm
At this point, you have to wonder if Pacman receives the death penalty for his involvement, will ESPN lead SportsCenter with the story or will a story about TO farting in team meetings bump Pacman’s sentence to the C-block.
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:36 pm
$81K? My my, someone had an urgent need to assert his heterosexuality!
February 22nd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
This is a totally overblown incident. Pacman being Pacman. Why stifle the brotha’s steez?
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
With 81k… you don’t end up with blueballs…
unlike the paltry $18.43 I usually bring to the Minxxx.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:06 pm
In all fairness, I’ve taken $100 to a strip club and only spent like.. I don’t know, 92 of it.
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:51 pm
“it rules.” LOL you guys are fucking dorks… and I thought prostitution was legal in vegas? why were there 239 arrests? can anybody help me out with this?
February 23rd, 2007 at 3:32 am
Pac-Man needs to go to jail, not pass go, and not collect anymore game checks.
This dude wants to throw it all away. Just begging to be the next O.J.