Juvenile and nerdy. That’s how we roll. Unintentional porn: David Beckham giving pal Owen Hargreaves the reach around in front of a tens of thousands of soccer fans. What will Posh Spice think when she sees this? Will the Scientologists approve? Actually, Tom Cruise might.

Speaking of Cruise … it might be time to bring back one of our Top 5 Youtube videos of all-time. Yes – we just checked with the judges, and Tom Cruise biting off Vince Carter’s dunk celebration indeed qualifies. We laughed at this for several weeks back in 2006.