Note to Michael Beasley: When You Take a Picture of Your New Tattoo, Clear the Suspicious Plastic Bags Off the Table
NBA August 23rd. 2009, 10:00am
Michael Beasley of the Miami Heat got a new tattoo this week: “Super Cool Beas” which is probably his way of saying to the world that he is super cool. When he had someone take the photo, a mysterious plastic bag was rolled up on the table.
Oops.
Of course basketball fans are speculating what was in the bag. Considering Beasley’s history of bad photos (rookie transition camp was a nightmare for the No. 2 pick in 2008), everyone is thinking the worst. Miami’s probably wishing it had pushed harder to trade him.
As often as we note that we leaned Durant > Oden … we’re kicking ourselves for thinking Beasley should have been Chicago’s choice over Rose in 2008.
Is that Weed on Michael Beasley’s Table? (BSO)
33 Responses to “Note to Michael Beasley: When You Take a Picture of Your New Tattoo, Clear the Suspicious Plastic Bags Off the Table”
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August 23rd, 2009 at 10:03 am
You can tell what’s in the bag by how lousy that tattoo is. Supercool Beas?
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:05 am
Cool Beans?
/my linking priveleges should be revoked
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Oy Vey. What a maroon!
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 am
Looks like weed to me
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:17 am
That’s why I never understand why “draft experts” always speak in such absolutes.
And speaking of “obvious draft busts,” has anyone ever issued a public apology to Charley Casserly for drafting Mario Williams over Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart, and Vince Young?
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:19 am
anybody know where i could get some[reads from a piece of paper]…marijuana cigarrettes?
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 am
has anyone ever issued a public apology to Charley Casserly for drafting Mario Williams over Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart, and Vince Young?
No because the rest of his tenure consisted of poor signings/trades and mediocre draft picks.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 am
when will teams stop drafting guys who obviously have comcast cable. that is obviously a comcast remote sitting on that coffee table.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Thats weed. Not very good weed.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 am
I remember when Casserly drafted Williams, some people hypothesized that he intentionally threw the pick in exchange for an NFL executive job. They said that it was part of an NFL conspiracy to get Reggie Bush to the Saints, which would help fan interest and ticket sales in New Orleans the year after that damn hurricane.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:43 am
No because Casserly didn’t actually make that pick.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:54 am
No because Casserly didn’t actually make that pick.
then he sure took a lot of shit for something he didn’t do
/what they always say on MSNBC Lock-Up also’d
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:56 am
jpq, that’s precisely why they made Casserly stay on until after the draft… then they fired him. Just in case there were some busts they needed a scapegoat for.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 am
jpq, that’s precisely why they made Casserly stay on until after the draft… then they fired him. Just in case there were some busts they needed a scapegoat for.
see, that’s exactly what I’ve been saying on here: everybody likes to fuck with the old white guy
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
that’s precisely why they made Casserly stay on until after the draft… then they fired him.
He was the GM when the pick happened, he made it. Although he did make it with Kubiak’s blessing because he thought he could turn David Carr into a good QB.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:08 am
The Texans made contract offers to Reggie Bush, though. They didn’t just decide Mario Williams was awesome, and ignore Bush. So for Casserly to be right, or anybody over there, then they must have been pretending to negotiate for Reggie Bush, who kept asking for more money.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:09 am
7-up?! How gauche!
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Seriously who actually likes 7-UP? That shit is garbage.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
Diet Cherry 7-UP is the shit
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:16 am
Super Cool Beas < Honey and the Beaze < Pam Beesly
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
I like that a tattoo that includes the phrase “Super Cool Beas” manages to have a religious motif.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
You mean a NBA star might have some marijuana laying around his residence?
Color me shocked.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:28 am
Maybe it’s one of those bongs that is disguised as something else. Unfortunatly Beasley neglected to buy the fake can of Surge marijuana baggies.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 am
That is the GAYEST (nttawwt) tattoo I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:31 am
Anyone know the story behind the glasses under his name?
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:32 am
I think the tattoo just said Super Beas, and somebody laughed at him, so he thought adding the “cool” would fix it. Otherwise, the Clark Kent glasses hanging don’t make any sense. Not that the angel wings do, with a barbed wire necklace.
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
Man I’ve got tattoos of Snoopy, and Calvin and Hobbes, yet I still think that tattoo is gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys.
August 23rd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
i dunno, that stuff looks to be on the ground, not a table. Also, i see no lighters, bowls or dutchmasters which he was seen smoking last time. Also, I’d like to think that athletes that smoke the trees have some cool air tight humidor type box that they keep their shit in, not just a sandwich bag.
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm
does not compute.
is there a cleft penis involved in this scenario?
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
super late to this party, but that kind of looks like a bag of coke rolled up by the 7up.
August 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 pm
That white bag (item) is very suspicious, could it possibly be a pack of smokes. Suddenly, that seems more interesting than the obvious bag of weed.
Could it be a bag of rocks?
August 24th, 2009 at 9:51 am
It looks like the bag contains special gauze to keep his tattoo clean. What’s wrong with that?
August 24th, 2009 at 10:58 am
This post is really reaching methinks