Michael Beasley Checks Into Rehab
NBA, Rehab August 24th. 2009, 12:29pm
If you saw this bizarre tattoo Michael Beasley got recently, this breaking news shouldn’t surprise you: The Miami Heat small forward checked into rehab over the weekend, according to Yahoo Sports. Beasley, the No. 2 pick in the NBA draft in 2008, had a Twitter meltdown over the weekend, posting some “me against the world”-type gibberish before deleting his account.
Sources said the Heat encouraged Beasley to check into the facility to address possible substance and psychological issues. He is expected to spend time with former NBA player and coach John Lucas(notes), who is renown for his success in working with troubled players.
Heat’s Beasley admitted into rehab center (Yahoo Sports)
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August 24th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
get well soon, super cool
August 24th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Thurgood: I’m here today because I’m addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient: You in here ‘cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him!
Bob Saget: Now that’s an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can’t say I have.
Bob Saget: I didn’t think so.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”
/Half Baked’d'd’d
August 24th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
This guy has seemed a little off ever since he set foot in Miami. Hope he can work his issues out.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I would again like to point out the amount of time TBL spent reasoning the Bulls should take Beasley over Rose.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
God I love that movie.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Janitor, if you want to be a dick about it.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
TBL great catch on this one over the weekend. I had thought too much was being made out of it and that the mysterious bag in the photo was not incriminating enough, but you were correct.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
another reason why d-wade is coming to chicago.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Damn it, 20 minutes late and I miss the half baked references.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Off Topic:
David Wright on the Fan right now. Is he being medicated? He sounds awful.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
At team basketball camp in highschool, we watched Half Baked ~20 times…I ended up getting the nickname of Nasty Nate (later morphing to Big Nasty), and there was a Squirrel Master and Kenny (though Kenny didn’t know he was kenny, because no one like him). Ah, highschool…
August 24th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Totally agreed. It’s hard to describe other to say he’s just been off. Super talent – hope he gets his shit straight.
August 24th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
August 24th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I smoked so much weed last month I quit. I just dont like it anymore.
/ill be back
August 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
get well soon, super douche
“Pat Riley said go to rehab, I said yeah yeah yeah”
/Winehouse’d